Diabolical Piggies Group

Hi Eddie,
I always work with my paws and if the front paws don't work alone, I also use my back legs to fight off the human hands or syringes or...
Good luck with your fight!
I'm also not convinced that anything good comes out of a syringe.:hmm:
Wheeks Pino
 
Dear Eddie,
Syringes are evil, don’t trust them, they smell bad. Wriggle and karate chop(back legs) your way out of the situation as fast as you can.
With wheeks
Wally (& Loki who’s not a club member, but detests syringes)

P.S Don’t forget to headbut those human hands away from your head.
 
Human tricked me today by offering my syringe to Uncle Tofu first! They knew that would make me want it!

I got my own back by following some of your advice and grabbing it and swinging it around when it was empty. Didn’t manage to hit uncle Tofu with it though, shame

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Hello friends,

just survived my first vet/dentist-visit. Slave was expecting me to act like a crazy pig but I just acted surprised about all the things they did to my mouth! Like wow, I'm already in pain here people!

Because of pain I haven't been very diabolical last days. Had some floortime Monday and slave thinks she was smarter than me with blocking the way to my favorite-corner where she doesn't want me to be. Instead of the Lions - which I just toss away - she placed a giant wooden Buddha-statue in my way. I yelled at it. I jumped on it. I tried to push. It didnt move. So I humped ut. Slave said that was kinda disrespectful. I think the Buddha was disrespectful, blocking my way.

On Monday I'm scheduled for a tooth-trim. Slave is pretty sure today just was my day to screen the environment and make a plan for how to make a real chaos. She says I have to be nice, otherwise she will ask them to take my little plum while I'm already sleeping. Thats for humping Buddha, she says...

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Throwback to a night when I woke slave up and she took me with the paw in the cookie-jar, trying to move the grids...

From Djingis
 
Metacam - the golden drops. One little syringe was all it took and the tazmanian devil is back!

I escaped from cage last night. I was very vocal about it too. I took a sprint in the living room making myself visible! And then I ran in to that favorite corner. It was not blocked! I did a pee, alot of poos and took a great nap before it was time for a new screaming sprint.

I love critical care and the syringe. I love to chew that syringe and its hard for slave to tell how much I really get in my tummy, so she has to pick me up and feed me with the small syringe. It worked all good until yesterday evening. I scratch her arm and I bite between the syringes (but I happily eat). I know she's my biggest fan, so I'm just nice giving her my letters carved on her!

From mister Djingis Kahn - making slave fear these coming days before and after my trim...
 
Oh Djingis Burrito Khan 🎵🎶🎸 is a very naughty piggy
But Slave doesn't mind cos she loves her little piggy 😄
 
Well, I was good for my butt wipe today but I was naughty in the playpen!

There is some forbidden hay by the cage, I can dig under the magic carpet for it. Mom says it might have dust bunnies so I'm not allowed.

Well she was using her whole body to block it so I bit her on the knee! She said ow! What the heck! But she moved.

Stripe
 
Dear Friends,
I had an absolute blast at lap time today. I kept climbing up to the slaves shoulder. While there I kept licking her ear and neck. Four times I had brilliant aim and managed to shoot a warm poo down her cleavage. Each time she got annoyed I climbed down, snuggled against her and did my best innocent face.
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Mischievous Master Boris 🤣
 
fluffysal said:
Dear Friends,
I had an absolute blast at lap time today. I kept climbing up to the slaves shoulder. While there I kept licking her ear and neck. Four times I had brilliant aim and managed to shoot a warm poo down her cleavage. Each time she got annoyed I climbed down, snuggled against her and did my best innocent face.
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Mischievous Master Boris 🤣
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Poo in the cleavage is genius, my Master. I did a pee-n-run today! Jumped from the cuddle box up to slaves lap, she said that was so sweet, I took a pee and jumped back to my box. She told me I'm a pickle.

From Djingis the proud pickle
 
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Boys and girls (is there any girls in this club? Or just messy boars?!),

I'm in the cab on my way home from the vet. Been under GA? I can tell you your farts smells very interesting, especially when you had some critical care the last couple of days. Or slave can tell you. She sits in the back sit with me, her little Stinky.
They did a number on me and my poor mouth! I angry stare at slave right now. I was not happy to see her at all. She left me to the barbarians!

I took a nice bite from a girl that said she wanted to be my friend. Blood!
I screamed in the vets face. Victory!
I kicked them with my big back paws. Losers!

Then it all went black and when I woke up they gave me some romaine. I took it "for the peace", was sitting with it in my mouth without actual chewing, just staring angry at them.

Slave says we're going home for a peaceful night. Hah! We'll see about that...

Your friend, Djingis Smellyfart Kahn
 
Hi I'm Chez and I like to bar bite.

Mom put up this pillowcase to stop me.

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Something about not being able to enjoy us because of my constant bar biting.

All her other tricks weren't working.

I guess if I can't see mom there's no cookie.

Yeah, I stopped.

Honestly I just wanted a cookie. Or six.
 
exia said:
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Boys and girls (is there any girls in this club? Or just messy boars?!),

I'm in the cab on my way home from the vet. Been under GA? I can tell you your farts smells very interesting, especially when you had some critical care the last couple of days. Or slave can tell you. She sits in the back sit with me, her little Stinky.
They did a number on me and my poor mouth! I angry stare at slave right now. I was not happy to see her at all. She left me to the barbarians!

I took a nice bite from a girl that said she wanted to be my friend. Blood!
I screamed in the vets face. Victory!
I kicked them with my big back paws. Losers!

Then it all went black and when I woke up they gave me some romaine. I took it "for the peace", was sitting with it in my mouth without actual chewing, just staring angry at them.

Slave says we're going home for a peaceful night. Hah! We'll see about that...

Your friend, Djingis Smellyfart Kahn
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But just think of the Metacam 🤩 (😏 You lucky piggy) MS: I hope the feeding is OK and Djingis is eating soon ❤️
 
exia said:
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Boys and girls (is there any girls in this club? Or just messy boars?!),

I'm in the cab on my way home from the vet. Been under GA? I can tell you your farts smells very interesting, especially when you had some critical care the last couple of days. Or slave can tell you. She sits in the back sit with me, her little Stinky.
They did a number on me and my poor mouth! I angry stare at slave right now. I was not happy to see her at all. She left me to the barbarians!

I took a nice bite from a girl that said she wanted to be my friend. Blood!
I screamed in the vets face. Victory!
I kicked them with my big back paws. Losers!

Then it all went black and when I woke up they gave me some romaine. I took it "for the peace", was sitting with it in my mouth without actual chewing, just staring angry at them.

Slave says we're going home for a peaceful night. Hah! We'll see about that...

Your friend, Djingis Smellyfart Kahn
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Hope Djingis makes a speedy recovery
 
exia said:
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Boys and girls (is there any girls in this club? Or just messy boars?!),

I'm in the cab on my way home from the vet. Been under GA? I can tell you your farts smells very interesting, especially when you had some critical care the last couple of days. Or slave can tell you. She sits in the back sit with me, her little Stinky.
They did a number on me and my poor mouth! I angry stare at slave right now. I was not happy to see her at all. She left me to the barbarians!

I took a nice bite from a girl that said she wanted to be my friend. Blood!
I screamed in the vets face. Victory!
I kicked them with my big back paws. Losers!

Then it all went black and when I woke up they gave me some romaine. I took it "for the peace", was sitting with it in my mouth without actual chewing, just staring angry at them.

Slave says we're going home for a peaceful night. Hah! We'll see about that...

Your friend, Djingis Smellyfart Kahn
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Hi Djingis, Lili and I are Diabolical Girls 😈

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The trick with vets is to be really cute and furry, so. they say “Oh, s/he’s so sweet”, then they don’t believe your hooman when she tells them what a monster you are (sneaky is the diabolical way to go).

It was too windy to go outside for grass today, so we trashed the hay cart, and threw pellets everywhere. Minx helped, but we promised not to tell on her (oh whoops!)

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I hope your teefs are soon better, Love Bandit 😘
 
Truffolo said:
But just think of the Metacam 🤩 (😏 You lucky piggy) MS: I hope the feeding is OK and Djingis is eating soon ❤️
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The vet called Djingis "childish". Djingis ears was like "what?! I'm a big mastermind!". Then the vet said Djingis might be on metacam longterm. Djingis said that finally vet said something worth listen to!

HollysKingdom said:
Hi Djingis, Lili and I are Diabolical Girls 😈

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The trick with vets is to be really cute and furry, so. they say “Oh, s/he’s so sweet”, then they don’t believe your hooman when she tells them what a monster you are (sneaky is the diabolical way to go).

It was too windy to go outside for grass today, so we trashed the hay cart, and threw pellets everywhere. Minx helped, but we promised not to tell on her (oh whoops!)

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I hope your teefs are soon better, Love Bandit 😘
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Hello girls 😍
Me sorry for the windyness girls, might be my tummy hitting you!

Might try to act cute next time. We'll see. My name does give me a certain repetition from start.

Djingis still a fartbomb Kahn
 
Friends,
I excelled myself this morning! For once the Daddy Slave was up first so he gave us our morning hay and pellets. He did a very silly thing. He tried to pet me while I was busy on my pellet hunt....I nipped his finger....hard 🩸
It's his own fault, do NOT get between me and my breakfast.
Mischievous Master Boris
 
Friends,
Every day I get burgled. I finally figured out who by....ok maybe Sir George told me!
While I'm having a nice snooze I hear noises coming from my penthouse. Then I get bothered into getting out of bed and going upstairs. When I get there I discover that I have been robbed! My lovely boar smelling bed pad is gone and my guard hut (carrot cottage) has been taken along with the hay I've spent all day seasoning and my lovely poop art. Well yesterday I made a stand. I stayed in my guard hut and gave Slave my best "take my hut and you will suffer" look.
Unfortunately it didn't work, Slave was too busy laughing to be scared! She even called the other slave who said I looked adorable. I feel like I have let the side down.

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Whello from me!

I am Bran's twin brother Baeddan (that is Welsh for 'Boar' and describes me well - I think). It's been tough to keep up with my bolshy twin and occasionally getting my nose just in front but listening to our human sow muttering to herself and grabbing for her camera to document my exploits all the time, I think I qualify for this group of like-minded boars just as much.

What do you think?
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Throwing an overnight party in the freshly cleaned hay tray.
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And of course - having met the Plum Fairy at the same time as Bran - I am able to fully indulge in my desire to hang out my sexy Victoria's Secret underwear after a hard night of partying...
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I'd say - with the exception of my bro's ego - well met, brothers in fur coat and outlook!

Wheekfully yours, Baeddan (less ego and more imagination)
 
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Had a meeting with Buddha. Me respect him.

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Or naaah, he was in my way and me was very mad at him. Slave thought she was smart placing him as a roadblocker instead of the Lions. Me crawled Buddha like a little frog.

Love from Djingis - slowly coming back to normal from this dentaladventure
 
Hello fellow forum piggies,
I'm back after being quite unwell for some time. I had mummy slave and granny slave really worried and I had to go to see this vet guy again but my appetite is starting to get back to normal and the good thing about being sick: you do get spoiled.

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But I'm always trying to be helpful.
Today, I supervised mummy slave while she was spot cleaning the cage.
And just before she was finished, I nibbled one of her feet. (Huumans really have got enormous feet and so many toes.)

Has anypig tried this before?
Wheeks Pino
 
I’ve also never nibbled on a foot but now I’m curious… I will have to work on a plan to get at my human’s feet!

I do like chewing on my human’s ring when they put their hands in my cage. Sometimes I go straight for the ring instead of whatever tasty food they’re trying to bribe me with

I’m glad you’re feeling better Pino! Did you get any delicious syringe feed? I’m always trying to steal my uncle Tofu’s critical care

Wheeks, Edamame
 
No, I escaped the syringe feeding because mummy slave wasn't around at the time. But I got yucky metacam and something for my tummy that wasn't much better. I really don't understand that Bonny likes this stuff and takes it voluntarily.
I always try to get away from syringes and get all wriggly and fight those awful things with my front paws, sometimes even with my hind legs. Evil things, those syringes! :rant:
Wheeks Pino
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Hello fellow forum piggies,
I'm back after being quite unwell for some time. I had mummy slave and granny slave really worried and I had to go to see this vet guy again but my appetite is starting to get back to normal and the good thing about being sick: you do get spoiled.

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But I'm always trying to be helpful.
Today, I supervised mummy slave while she was spot cleaning the cage.
And just before she was finished, I nibbled one of her feet. (Huumans really have got enormous feet and so many toes.)

Has anypig tried this before?
Wheeks Pino
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Bran and I have both tried human toes and fingers, too - but to be honest: YUCK!
I hope that you are feeling well enough to no longer need desperate measures.

Yours kindly, Baeddan
 
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