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Hi fellow piggies of the forumland!
Eddie @JaseChase , Mischievious Master @fluffysal and I have decided that it's time to come together to perfect our mischievious skills while keeping our slaves under the constant Impression that we are utterly adorable - no matter what we do.
So here is our new club: the Diabolical Piggies Group.

Anypig with the ambition to become as mischievious as Master Boris, is very welcome to join the club.
I would have liked the members to be all boars because I wouldn't want Kylie to join (she is truely diabolic :yikes:) but on the other hand, it could be more fun with girls around. :cool: (except for Kylie obviously :yikes:).

So we're looking forward to recieve many applications.
See you at the diabolic club house!
Wheeks Pino
 
Hello Pino! I am very excited to learn more mischief from you & Master Boris (and anypig who decides to join). I’d quite like to hear more about Kylie…

My biggest diabolical plan to date was stealing a syringe (that I wasn’t allowed, rude) from my Uncle Tofu, chewing it so hard I removed the inner rubber bit, trying to eat that, deciding I didn’t like it, and launching it across the room so it flew out of my cage and bounced off the opposite wall. I was quite proud of the noise slave made at that one 😈

How do you think my innocent look is coming along? I’m only 13 weeks old so I’m still learning! (But perhaps being young gives me an advantage)

Wheeks, Edamame

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Hi I'm Chez and I'm always wiggly for health check, does that count?

I also got one of my grids loose today.

I bullied Stripe when he was paralyzed with an ear infection, it was my only chance to take over. Now we're neighbors.

I also poo and pee on my coroplast and it drives my slave insane.
 
Pino here,
my biggest adventure so far was to sneek into my slave's bedroom (twice) and investigate everything very thoroughly that my slave stores there, including climbing on shoe boxes.
Unfortunately, mummy slave usually makes sure the bedroom isn't accessable, but I use every opportunity I get. :inn:
 
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Hi! My name is Mourne, and the Human tells me I'd fit right into this group. Whether it's refusing to sit still to be groomed, refusing any form of medication (baytril, Metacam, support feed...syringes are evil, y'see), thieving food, trying to woo Shannon and then barrelling into Tolka and Avoca while attempting to avoid Shannon's wrath, bed stealing, biting the human's clothes, refusing to eat anything but basil after staying at the vet all day (this one makes the human smirk, I don't know why) and wrecking any chances of living with Bann mere minutes after the bonding attempt started...

But look at me! The human calls me an ASBO piggy but really? Me? This cute bundle of fur (and teeth)?

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I will make you guys proud today: every time mom comes in the room I beg. She does a "punishment" of leaving the room for a half hour and that used to work but it's not anymore. I just beg, so she's hardly spent any time with us this morning because we get the punishment every time she comes in.

She's really hoping the punishment works, but I feel like being bad. She says it's her last resort to get us to stop biting the bars. She said we're monsters. I say we're cookie monsters.
 
Hello, beautiful Pino, Lili here. Can I be in your club please, because I am already diabolical - my given name is Lilith (look in Wikipedia 😲). Also, I am a ninja and can suddenly disappear. My main crime is spraying pee everywhere, apparently hoomans don’t like their room smelling 😈

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You should probably also invite Bandit because she bites me, and she bites the hoomans toes to get cucumber, and she stages raids on the hay wagon

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Bandit : I should also like the water bottle trashing incident to be taken into consideration, m’lud

Minx: I am a princess and want nothing to do with this, thank you.
 
JaseChase said:
Rufus is gorgeous 😍 not a troublemaking bone in his body I’m sure

I believe @Betsy Miss Bramble also wanted to monitor this thread (certainly not join in herself…!)
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Yes that is correct @JaseChase. A meeting was held last night to discuss whether your friendly Union Rep should be a part of this club. It was decided unanimously that it would be deemed as part of her duties to monitor what goes on in this new club. So Bramble would like to apply for membership of the Diabolical Piggies Group please.

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She was told at the Meeting last night that her application form needed to be accompanied by a diabolical photo to ensure she was accepted as a member!
 
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This is the grandmaster of diabolical, the professor of how to prove humans are only there for our convenience. From bar chewing, shrieking (he never does that himself, gets his minions to do it), fleece burrowing, corex chewing, poop flinging etc etc his tutorials are very popular with the younger piggies in the room. The most important lesson of all is how to look at your human as if you think they are beneath you.
Professor Red is ably assisted by Brillo who considers Red to be a genius despite never managing to hold the ball up in the bottle with his bottom incisors therefore soaking his chest and half the cage. Brillo is now trying to teach the youngsters this trick although it is difficult when he lives several feet above them so can only verbally instruct. Brillo is also very good at looking at humans with contempt.
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Merab said:
As Moses’s slave I would like to apply on his behalf.
He’s very difficult when it comes to health checks and flatly refuses to stay in the bowl to be weighed.
He now has to be put into a paper bag

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And not just any old paper bag, but a very high class one. Plain brown bags are for riff-raff!
 
piggieminder said:
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This is the grandmaster of diabolical, the professor of how to prove humans are only there for our convenience. From bar chewing, shrieking (he never does that himself, gets his minions to do it), fleece burrowing, corex chewing, poop flinging etc etc his tutorials are very popular with the younger piggies in the room. The most important lesson of all is how to look at your human as if you think they are beneath you.
Professor Red is ably assisted by Brillo who considers Red to be a genius despite never managing to hold the ball up in the bottle with his bottom incisors therefore soaking his chest and half the cage. Brillo is now trying to teach the youngsters this trick although it is difficult when he lives several feet above them so can only verbally instruct. Brillo is also very good at looking at humans with contempt.
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Hi Red, Brillo and the other piggies who command @piggieminder , you are all very welcome to join our fun club.
See you at the club house!
And we all hope that Red will share his wisdom with us.
Wheeks Pino
 
Merab said:
As Moses’s slave I would like to apply on his behalf.
He’s very difficult when it comes to health checks and flatly refuses to stay in the bowl to be weighed.
He now has to be put into a paper bag

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Hi Moses, you are also very welcome to join our club!
Maybe I should try to get my slave to start weighing me in a bag as well. It's a nice idea.
Wheeks Pino
 
Betsy said:
Yes that is correct @JaseChase. A meeting was held last night to discuss whether your friendly Union Rep should be a part of this club. It was decided unanimously that it would be deemed as part of her duties to monitor what goes on in this new club. So Bramble would like to apply for membership of the Diabolical Piggies Group please.

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She was told at the Meeting last night that her application form needed to be accompanied by a diabolical photo to ensure she was accepted as a member!
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Hi Miss Bramble,
that's an interesting picture. 🧐
It looks as if your slave is trying very hard to get you into this club.
But since we are all very nice and chilled piggies, you're welcome to join the club.
Wheeks Pino

PS: A few more girls would be a good idea... as long as they don't behave like Kylie. :yikes:
 
HollysKingdom said:
Hello, beautiful Pino, Lili here. Can I be in your club please, because I am already diabolical - my given name is Lilith (look in Wikipedia 😲). Also, I am a ninja and can suddenly disappear. My main crime is spraying pee everywhere, apparently hoomans don’t like their room smelling 😈

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You should probably also invite Bandit because she bites me, and she bites the hoomans toes to get cucumber, and she stages raids on the hay wagon

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Bandit : I should also like the water bottle trashing incident to be taken into consideration, m’lud

Minx: I am a princess and want nothing to do with this, thank you.
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Hi Lilli and Bandit,
the more diabolic piggies the better.
See you at the club house!
Wheeks Pino
 
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Hi! My name is Mourne, and the Human tells me I'd fit right into this group. Whether it's refusing to sit still to be groomed, refusing any form of medication (baytril, Metacam, support feed...syringes are evil, y'see), thieving food, trying to woo Shannon and then barrelling into Tolka and Avoca while attempting to avoid Shannon's wrath, bed stealing, biting the human's clothes, refusing to eat anything but basil after staying at the vet all day (this one makes the human smirk, I don't know why) and wrecking any chances of living with Bann mere minutes after the bonding attempt started...

But look at me! The human calls me an ASBO piggy but really? Me? This cute bundle of fur (and teeth)?

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Hi Mourne,
since I have to live ... ahm am honoured to live with three girls as well, I know what you're going through.
You're very welcome to join the club!
Wheeks Pino
 
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