Diabolical Piggies Group

Polo here. I chew Correx deliberately and loudly when Mommy Slave delays my pellets. When she catches me with her hands I give a big kick and scratch her until she bleeds. Just a couple of small things. I'm a nice chap otherwise 😄
 

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Truffolo said:
Polo here. I chew Correx deliberately and loudly when Mommy Slave delays my pellets. When she catches me with her hands I give a big kick and scratch her until she bleeds. Just a couple of small things. I'm a nice chap otherwise 😄
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Truffle is my neighbour. He's very good, so don't let him join!
 

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Truffolo said:
Polo here. I chew Correx deliberately and loudly when Mommy Slave delays my pellets. When she catches me with her hands I give a big kick and scratch her until she bleeds. Just a couple of small things. I'm a nice chap otherwise 😄
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Hey Polo, you in my club even though you didn't invite me to Stockholm? Well we can gossip about Stripe.
 
Dear Pino,
I like the sound of your new club & would love to make an application.
I am a werepig, and have previously been threatened with an ASBO by my hoomans.
My favourite hobby is bar chewing, at anytime, and for no reason other than I can!
I also love a good rumble off at the grids that keep me from visiting my neighboar, Loki.
Wheeks
From Wally werepig.
P.S brown paper bags are perfect for playing in, no complaints here. 💩

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AidaB said:
Dear Pino,
I like the sound of your new club & would love to make an application.
I am a werepig, and have previously been threatened with an ASBO by my hoomans.
My favourite hobby is bar chewing, at anytime, and for no reason other than I can!
I also love a good rumble off at the grids that keep me from visiting my neighboar, Loki.
Wheeks
From Wally werepig.
P.S brown paper bags are perfect for playing in, no complaints here. 💩

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Dear Wally werepig,
of course you're very welcome to join the club.
With this name, you should be able to teach us a few tricks.
 
Truffolo said:
Polo here. I chew Correx deliberately and loudly when Mommy Slave delays my pellets. When she catches me with her hands I give a big kick and scratch her until she bleeds. Just a couple of small things. I'm a nice chap otherwise 😄
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Hi Polo, maybe you should check out GPFANS.
(I don't go there because that's Kylie's thing.)
But they are all into nipping and worse things.
Wheeks Pino
 
Sir George has heard about this club and doesn't approve. He thinks it's encouraging his neighboar to continue his unruly behaviour.
He's wondering if there are actually enough piggies left in forumland to consider a club for the Dignified and well behaved ones?
 
fluffysal said:
Sir George has heard about this club and doesn't approve. He thinks it's encouraging his neighboar to continue his unruly behaviour.
He's wondering if there are actually enough piggies left in forumland to consider a club for the Dignified and well behaved ones?
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That's a brilliant idea!
 
fluffysal said:
Sir George has heard about this club and doesn't approve. He thinks it's encouraging his neighboar to continue his unruly behaviour.
He's wondering if there are actually enough piggies left in forumland to consider a club for the Dignified and well behaved ones?
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Dear dignified Sir George,
when Mischievious Master Boris spends time at the club house, he can get his diabolic energy out of his system for a bit and be a more dignified neighbour to you. :inn:

Vicky is a dignified piggy and would like to meet other dignified piggies to hang out with... if you're considering your own club?

Wheeks Pino
 
fluffysal said:
Sir George has heard about this club and doesn't approve. He thinks it's encouraging his neighboar to continue his unruly behaviour.
He's wondering if there are actually enough piggies left in forumland to consider a club for the Dignified and well behaved ones?
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Dear Sir George, I will join you in forming a Dignified club. I turned 3 sometime this month, and have decided to be a lap-pig.
Love, Minx
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Truffle would like to know if he can be a member of both clubs without being banned. Polo says it's obvious which group he should join. Truffle says he's staying if Stripe stays. Mommy Slave has gone off to look for some fresh coriander 🌿
 
Truffolo said:
Truffle would like to know if he can be a member of both clubs without being banned. Polo says it's obvious which group he should join. Truffle says he's staying if Stripe stays. Mommy Slave has gone off to look for some fresh coriander 🌿
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You ran out of coriander? :yikes: That is a heinous crime! Mommy Slave will be getting a letter from Miss Bramble!
 
Dear Mommy Slave

How very dare you run out of Coriander! That is a completely unforgiveable crime. I have sent Truffle and Polo a wheakmail of how to act so be prepared! Make sure it NEVER happens again or my advice to them will be more instructive.

Your piggies fried in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Truffolo said:
Truffle would like to know if he can be a member of both clubs without being banned. Polo says it's obvious which group he should join. Truffle says he's staying if Stripe stays. Mommy Slave has gone off to look for some fresh coriander 🌿
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Are you sure she hasn't gone off to look for a G&T?
 
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