Diabolical Piggies Group

Dear Pino,
When I was a young energetic piggy I used to get something the hoomans called floor time. My hooman used to sit and read her book while I rushed around the room visiting all the other piggies in their cages. I used to sneak up while the hooman wasn't paying attention to me and nip her big toe hard. That was such fun, these darn legs of mine, wish I could still manage floor time.
Kind regards Brillo.
 
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Hi guys,
yesterday evening our slave downsized the cage a bit, the second time around. She said that she wanted to see how we're doing with a little less space because we will be going on holiday soon (whatever that means) and she doesn't know yet how much space will be provided there.

So far it's okay really. But living with three crazy ladies ... well ...

Anyway, since I'm not always so sure that I like hanging out with the girls, I've started to help mummy slave when she is cleaing. She really likes that and it's always exciting.
Yesterday, I had the opportunity to explore the black thing that covers the floor of our cage before the bedding comes in. And the bags she uses for our waste.
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That's our new cage setup. I've still got my favourite hidey, the hay cube and the place I use as a toilet. So I'm happy.
The crazy girls are still around of course but hey, nothing is perfect.

Wheeks Pino
 
A message from the bridge to Pino:

you crazy! You have three girlfriends and you dont want to play boar with them? Oh come on man! Give the girls all your love. I tried everything to get one little woman but had to make my minislaves stuffed cat as a girlfriend.

From Djingis - have like 100 girlfriends now

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Hey fellow forum.piggies,
this morning I strolled into the kitchen while mummy slave was preparing our cucumber. It was exciting but also a bit scary to hear the knife on the chopping board.
But I was a very good boy and returned to the cage to get my share of the cucumber.

I love to stroll and I love to investigate.
At the moment, I have got a new hero.
It's an elk called Emil who is wandering around the north-east part of Austria. We usually don't see any elks. But this one is just strolling around. I think that's SOOO COOL!
Would love to do this myself, just wander off and explore.
But mummy slave says that I wouldn't be safe, that I couid be eaten (whatever that means, it's surely only metaphorical). She is also a bit worried that the elk could be shot if he stays for too long. He is probably wandering around looking for a place to live and a female elk.
Maybe I could get him interested in Kylie?

Anyway, I think that Emil is really cool!
Wheeks Pino
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Hey fellow forum.piggies,
this morning I strolled into the kitchen while mummy slave was preparing our cucumber. It was exciting but also a bit scary to hear the knife on the chopping board.
But I was a very good boy and returned to the cage to get my share of the cucumber.

I love to stroll and I love to investigate.
At the moment, I have got a new hero.
It's an elk called Emil who is wandering around the north-east part of Austria. We usually don't see any elks. But this one is just strolling around. I think that's SOOO COOL!
Would love to do this myself, just wander off and explore.
But mummy slave says that I wouldn't be safe, that I couid be eaten (whatever that means, it's surely only metaphorical). She is also a bit worried that the elk could be shot if he stays for too long. He is probably wandering around looking for a place to live and a female elk.
Maybe I could get him interested in Kylie?

Anyway, I think that Emil is really cool!
Wheeks Pino
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Pino, you're making a mayhem at the bridge. Two diabolical popcorns and three nice popcorns yells from their toes. LOVE AND ADORE YOUR LADIES!

Yeah, they all had their little shrimps intact but the master diabolical Belsebob says that its not very fun to Rumble and hump a boar aby his whole life. That temper... Joe Exotic did not like role-play and said absolutely no to pretend to be a girl with nice attitude.

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Greetings from the bridge,
mister Bob Diego 🌈
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Hey fellow forum.piggies,
this morning I strolled into the kitchen while mummy slave was preparing our cucumber. It was exciting but also a bit scary to hear the knife on the chopping board.
But I was a very good boy and returned to the cage to get my share of the cucumber.

I love to stroll and I love to investigate.
At the moment, I have got a new hero.
It's an elk called Emil who is wandering around the north-east part of Austria. We usually don't see any elks. But this one is just strolling around. I think that's SOOO COOL!
Would love to do this myself, just wander off and explore.
But mummy slave says that I wouldn't be safe, that I couid be eaten (whatever that means, it's surely only metaphorical). She is also a bit worried that the elk could be shot if he stays for too long. He is probably wandering around looking for a place to live and a female elk.
Maybe I could get him interested in Kylie?

Anyway, I think that Emil is really cool!
Wheeks Pino
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I heard about the elk in the news!
 
Hello fellow forum piggies,
I have been a bit under the weather for some time but now I'm back ... and I hope that it will stay this way.
Mummy slave is pretty pleased that I have put on a little bit of weight. But since I love to explore and run around at full speed, I can't really afford to put on much weight.

Yesterday, mummy slave started to cut our nails. I tried my best kung fu Pino moves because I need my sharp nails while running around. But mummy slave just mumbled something about my nails being too long ... and cut them.

Apart from exploring and running around, I love to help mummy slave during spot cleaning. I'm very helpful and always try to be exactely where the cleaning takes place.
I'm also great at jump starts that get the bedding flying in all directions. Since mummy slave really loves me doing this, I try to be a good boy and get bedding everywhere.

Wheeks Pino
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PS: I'm down to two crazy pig ladies to share my space. Still not sure if I like them.
 
Dear Pino,
Good to hear you are feeling better.
I do love how helpful you are at cleaning time. I like to be helpful too, my slave really appreciates my help at this time. Apparently none of the others manage to be as helpful as me. I like to get under the clean fleece and help guide it into position. Standing under the new hay as it goes into the cage helps too, it shows exactly the spot it needs to be in. The silly woman gets all upset about my eyes for some reason, nothing wrong with my eyes!
I don't like sharing my space with anyone, don't like the sound of crazy pig ladies at all.
Kind regards, Bertie.
 
Dear Bertie,
it's great that you are helping your slave so much. They really need all the help they can get.

I don't mind sharing the cage really. I have my special cuddle cup and my own toilet space and lot's of space to run around.
But Kylie is :yikes: and Vicky rumbles a lot and can be quite grumpy. She is also just sooo black. I never knew a black piggy before.
The lady that went to sleep forever was the nicest one of them though she had a crazy hairdo and a really big appetite.

Wheeks Pino
 
Dear Pino,
We are very glad that you are feeling better and gaining weight.
We like to help with cage cleaning too.
We try to make sure that poop just where our slave has cleaned.
We also like to move the furniture while she’s putting everything back.
We turned our carrot cottage upside down ready for our slave.
Moses would like to point out that black piggies are very cute.
He’s black and likes to pretend he’s a black hole.

Love from Miriam and Moses
 
Hello piggies!
Please can I join your club. I love being a diabolical piggy. I have lived with these humans for just a short while, and have already created chaos.
I love to sit in the hay pile & do lots of wees, after I have drunk my water bottle nearly dry. The human keeps complaining that she has to change my mat everyday day.
Then I move on to weeing in the cardboard house.
The first cardboard house was so irresistibly yummy, I made it structurally unsound in the first week & had to be given a new one.
I also love helping with tidy up time, chasing around, being in the right place just at the same time as a hand scooping up my poo beans.
It’s great fun being directly under the new hay, it’s like a perfect hay shower.
Bertie, I agree why are the humans so worried about our eyes?
With extremely loud wheeks to you all.
From Herman.

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Deat Pino,
also had a bit off a rough week. To my slaves happiness I acted a bit diaboliac yesterday. I helped cleaning and just LOVE to bite the duster! So I ran after it. And run around on the naked coroplast. I dont even have a diabolical mindset, slave says. I'm just as nice as I am fat. Very much nice. But I pretend I'm diabolical just to give you a high five Pino

Love from Kongo

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AidaB said:
Hello piggies!
Please can I join your club. I love being a diabolical piggy. I have lived with these humans for just a short while, and have already created chaos.
I love to sit in the hay pile & do lots of wees, after I have drunk my water bottle nearly dry. The human keeps complaining that she has to change my mat everyday day.
Then I move on to weeing in the cardboard house.
The first cardboard house was so irresistibly yummy, I made it structurally unsound in the first week & had to be given a new one.
I also love helping with tidy up time, chasing around, being in the right place just at the same time as a hand scooping up my poo beans.
It’s great fun being directly under the new hay, it’s like a perfect hay shower.
Bertie, I agree why are the humans so worried about our eyes?
With extremely loud wheeks to you all.
From Herman.

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Dear Herman,
you are very welcome to join our fun club. The more the merrier.
It's a wonderful mission in life to create chaos.
Wheeks Pino
 
exia said:
Deat Pino,
also had a bit off a rough week. To my slaves happiness I acted a bit diaboliac yesterday. I helped cleaning and just LOVE to bite the duster! So I ran after it. And run around on the naked coroplast. I dont even have a diabolical mindset, slave says. I'm just as nice as I am fat. Very much nice. But I pretend I'm diabolical just to give you a high five Pino

Love from Kongo

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Dear Kongo,
I believe that most piggies have a diabolic side. That what makes us so irresistible to humans.
But I can also be very nice and wrap my slave around my paw by just looking cute.

But how dare your slave call you fat! :yikes:
There is just more of you to love.
I'm very proud of my weight of 840 g myself.

Wheeks Pino
 
Merab said:
Dear Pino,
We are very glad that you are feeling better and gaining weight.
We like to help with cage cleaning too.
We try to make sure that poop just where our slave has cleaned.
We also like to move the furniture while she’s putting everything back.
We turned our carrot cottage upside down ready for our slave.
Moses would like to point out that black piggies are very cute.
He’s black and likes to pretend he’s a black hole.

Love from Miriam and Moses
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Dear Miriam and Moses,
it's really nice of you to help your slave so much. You could spend this time sleeping. I hope that she shows you enough appreciation.

I'm not exactely sure about the black piggy part. Vicky is mostly black and she is quite scary at times. :blink:
Wheeks Pino
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Dear Kongo,
I believe that most piggies have a diabolic side. That what makes us so irresistible to humans.
But I can also be very nice and wrap my slave around my paw by just looking cute.

But how dare your slave call you fat! :yikes:
There is just more of you to love.
I'm very proud of my weight of 840 g myself.

Wheeks Pino
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I'm unique in so many ways, my friend. I'm the nicest little man ever - to hoomans. I listen to slave and shes quite sure I know some simple handsigns, becuse I follow! I even licked my vets chin today! I dont listen when slave says I had enough food, though..
Other pigs... I'm more than diabolical when they want to friend me. Three f*cks up later my slaves accepted I dont want to share my apartment. I just want a neighbour - and that Hairy Scary Harry is truly diabolical.

Love Kongo
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Hairy Harry
 
Hello fellow forum piggies,
the last few days have been pretty rough.
First, I lost my toilet place. Can you imagine?
Mummy slave reorganized our cage setup ... and my toilet place is gone. Just gone! :yikes:
Now I'm using more than one place as toilet place till I find a perfect place again.
Suits her right!

And secondly, mummy slave cleaned my boar pits today. I always thought that she was a pretty nice lady ... for a hooman anyway, but boy, was I wrong.
Ouch, ouch, ouch ... and the indecency of it all.
Even though I tried my best Kung Fu moves. (Mummy slave likes to say that I'm all fur and kicking legs.)
At first I thought that I would never walk in a normal way again.
But luckily running around at full speed isn't a problem.

That was close ...
Wheeks Pino
 
Dear forum piggies,

I am proud to announce my new friend and cagemate Nutmeg would also like to apply for a place in this group

Since meeting each other, we have made it our mission to stress out our slaves. Our current favourite method is doing parkour off the furniture in the cage (after we rearrange it, because the humans never put things in the right place). Today main slave came in and started swearing at the cage because apparently we had zoomed so much we broke several of the zip ties. The humans had to perform emergency surgery to keep it together

They tried to tell us we were making it dangerous. We said they clearly hadn't accounted for the energy of young piggies and it's not our fault we have such impressive zooms

Diabolical wheeks,
Eddie
 
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Helllo diabo-friends!
Me is Harry Henderson and my slave says me fit here. Me dont really undefstanf what she means?

Slave says she adopted me becuse I'm 4,5 years old and SHOULD act like a golden boy. Me was pretty calm the first two weeks in my new home. Acted like a pretty shy gent. Slave said me was perfect. Now she thinks I inhaled Djingis Kahns spirit. I'm wild!

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Slave was concerned about my thooties at first. Now she get it: me is the worst barbiter ever! If me dont get the attention me chew the bärs like its a barbecue going on.

Me dont want to go out. Me is not as brave as the true diabolical Djingis Kahn. If slave takes the magic carpet out it takes me like 30minutes to take a leap everytime, and boy me do popcorn! But me just want to chew the bars, not the balls or toys slave gave me.

Oh yeah, and me love to pee at People. Love. Its so nice!

From Harry Scary Henderson - diabolical golden boy


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Hi fellow forum piggies, Pino here!
Yesterday was a very exciting day. First we had to see the nasty vet man. He was pleased with my progress but he did say that I need to take the antibiotic for another week.
In the evening, I was really excited, ran around and took a bite of one of these strange plants that grow around our flat but that we are not supposed to eat. Well, I decided not to obay this rule.
Mummy slave was not impressed when she found the traces this morning under the kitchen table.
She said that if I was a cat, I would be using up my nine lives pretty quickly. But being a guinea pig, I've just got this one life and I should stop giving her a good scare.

So I just want to file an official complaint:
How come cats have got nine lives and we have just got one? That's not fair!

And can you imagine: mummy slave called me her "house pig". What's that suppose to mean?

Well can't talk any more. Have a bit of running around to do before bedtime. Unfortunately, the plant is gone. I can still smell it, but the leaves are out off reach. Such a spoilsport.
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Wheeks Pino
 
Oh Pino, you are clearly being deprived if Mummy Slave is hiding the plants from you.
We think that if you want to eat the plant, you should.
We are happy that you are getting better.
You are a very cute piggy, I ( Moses ) am also a very cute teddy pig.

Love and wheeks from Miriam and Moses
 
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