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Mummy Slave is making bad choices where plants are concerned. You didc the v only thing a guinea pig can do in the circumstances, destroyed the plant. I hope Mummy Slave replaces it with a lovely lettuce plant or some strawberries 🍓
 
Merab said:
Oh Pino, you are clearly being deprived if Mummy Slave is hiding the plants from you.
We think that if you want to eat the plant, you should.
We are happy that you are getting better.
You are a very cute piggy, I ( Moses ) am also a very cute teddy pig.

Love and wheeks from Miriam and Moses
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Dear Miriam and fellow teddy pig Moses,
thank you for your encouragment.
I asked mummy slave about the plant but got a very firm NO. Apparently it's poisonous. Uups.
So I probably do have more than one life.

But we got yummy christmas treats this evening.
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Wheeks Pino
 
Dear Pino,

Maybe she was just saying it was poisonous so she could keep the yummy harvest for herself? Just think, it could be a 🥒 plant!

But I suppose it might have been something she probably calls Weihnachtsstern which is green and a very lurid red. In English it's called poinsettia which looks a bit like poisonous, which is fitting because it is! I thought your nose could tell you the difference between poisonous and non?

Anyway do take care Pino!
Love from Mrs Tiggy Winkle
 
Oh Pino Mummy slave is doing her best to look after you …with a certain boisterous naughty girl( Kylie) to look after too it is hard work !

I hope you have all got her a lovely Christmas gift
( ok I expect it is poops)
 
Roselina said:
Oh Pino Mummy slave is doing her best to look after you …with a certain boisterous naughty girl( Kylie) to look after too it is hard work !

I hope you have all got her a lovely Christmas gift
( ok I expect it is poops)
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Yes, we gave her lot's of poops.
How did you guess?
Wheeks Pino
 
Mrs Tiggy Winkle said:
Dear Pino,

Maybe she was just saying it was poisonous so she could keep the yummy harvest for herself? Just think, it could be a 🥒 plant!

But I suppose it might have been something she probably calls Weihnachtsstern which is green and a very lurid red. In English it's called poinsettia which looks a bit like poisonous, which is fitting because it is! I thought your nose could tell you the difference between poisonous and non?

Anyway do take care Pino!
Love from Mrs Tiggy Winkle
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Hello Mrs Tiggy Winkle,
it wasn't a Weihnachtsstern. Mummy Slave hasn't had one of those in a long time because it's really poisonous.
It was yummy Efeutute (Epipremnum aureum) which I shouldn't be eating as it turned out.
But it was fun taking a few nibbles and gnawing off the end.
Wheeks Pino
 
Dear Pino,
I found a picture of Efeutute and it does look rather yummy but Mummy Slave must know what's what. At least it's not very very poisonous or you wouldn't still be here 😢 That would be dreadful! We'd all miss you so much.

Love from Mrs Tiggy Winkle
 
Betsy said:
Epipremnum aureum is called Devil's Ivy. Ivy is poisonous to most animals.
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Aha! But do you know whether Devil's Ivy is real Ivy or not? We all have or had guinea pigs which despite the name are NOT pigs.

Although as soon as I saw Aronstabgewächse I knew - avoid! Annoyingly, even when I search for things in English more than half the time AI or something brings up everything in German.
 
I'm Teilo. Welsh name, English lad. I don't know why my mum called me Teilo.

She says I'm the XL Bully of the pig world because of my rolls of fat pure muscle. Course, I'd beat up everyone if I could. The Krays have nothing on me. Absolutely diabolical, I am. So me mam says.
 

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Dear fellow diabolical piggies,
We are having a great time causing chaos on our holiday, with our humans.

Herman and I have both discovered that plastic bags are yummy, & the humans do a fantastic dance while saying “ No,not for you! Stop it’s not food!”
We think it’s very exciting.:yahoo:
Herman has found the humans feet- especially toes! That seems to make the human giggle, and do another odd dance about. Herman even tried to nibble a toe, and reported back toes are not food. 🤢

The best bit is we are sharing the sleeping room with the humans, it’s fantastic. Great chaos to be had. Humans make odd snuffle & snoring noises in the dark, so we have had our own fun! Water bottle telegrams as soon as the lights are turned off, the loudest cardboard house chewing possible. Herman’s great at chatty wheeks for no reason and I, Wally have successfully mastered the loudest hay eating just because my cardboard house is in the biggest hay pile.(Human put it there so it’s her fault!) I can find the longest bit of hay and make it knock against the cardboard house walls while munching it’s fantastic.
Not to forget a bit of bar chewing, also perfectly timed with the lights being turned off. 😂

The worst bit is something the humans call an alarm clock-it’s loud, sudden and noisy why do they need that when they have us?!

We have also been training another human- she calls us the Grandpigs. So far we have only managed to get hay from her, maybe we will be allowed back for another visit & can continue her training.

Apparently the fun is almost over & it’s time to go home. 🙁

With Wheeks & squeaks to you all from
Wally Werepig.



(Note from Human….. these are the noisiest piggies I have ever had the pleasure of room sharing with! :yikes:)
 
Wheek! Erm, hello, mates

New application for the club. Name: Barcs, officially Barcud (pronounced Barkid); means Red Kite, as the national bird of Wales - although I only fly into a temper.
I am the dad of Brangwyn and Baeddan. I am sure that my sons will vouch for me.
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Erm, I'm in our Mummy's black book because I managed to beg excessively when she was late again and wedge my face so far into the grid hole with the bar stuck far back in my mouth and me unable to get out of that. So I panicked and screamed the house down. And then screamed some more.

Mummy came racing from the kitchen and tried to free me but I kept panicking and screaming away. And I bit her in the fingers. Twice. And kept screaming. And wiggling. I mean, what is a boar to do? Anyway, eventually she managed to get me off.

But then she carried me to her chair and tried to check my mouth. So I screamed some more. And wiggled like mad. What a nightmare! Of course there wasn't anything wrong with my mouth or my tongue or any teeth. I was just stuck and had a panic attack, as you do.

Upon return to the cage, I really grumbled and shook myself. Mummy was incredibly rude about me as she disinfected her fingers and kept moaning about me giving her the shock of her life. Guys, just check - who was the one who's just had the shock of his life AND had to make a dash do the hay tray to calm their nerves by munching on hay straight away while dinner turned up even later than it already was?

Erm, I really hope that my experience is qualifying me as a deserving member because I am in dire need of some proper appreciation. I don't get it from my mother Modron and especially not from my sister Millyn (who I live with); my sister even told me I was such a klutz. Straight into my face. Imagine!
@Bill & Ted
 
Hey Barcs,
you are very welcome to our friendly club. What an absolute nightmare your slave put you through. To imagine, dinner late and causing you to get your handsome nose stuck. No wonder you screamed the house down.
Good for you to bite your slave. What did she think she was doing?
As for female comments ... I don't even listen to "my ladies" anymore.

My nose is also quite a delicate subject. Today, my slave crashed into my nose while she was loitering outside the cage and handing out hay. She really should look behind her big feet before she moves. Especially, when I'm up and about and ready to materialize anywhere anytime.

Wheeks in sympathy
Pino
 
Hi diabolical friends,

Slave says I need to write a confession about the latest heart attack I gave her. Harry Heartattack, thats me!

I'm a brilliant barfighter. I fight them bars with a great attitude - I'm a giant and I will win this! So yesterday when slave got home from the store the divider was litteraly tossed away. It looked like a Tornado went by, and maybe I got some help from my diabolical friend Djingis Tornado Kahn?

Slave dont know what we did, me and Kongo. Kongo was in his big house, peeking his nose out of the window and looked less satisfied. I was in his carrothouse, looked very satisfied!
Slave took me up and said I was a criminal. She then put me back on my side and placed the heavy cuddlebox on top of the divider. I was so upset! Had a intense barfight with myself and screamed at slave.
Slave think this event was pretty peaceful between me and Kongo. We were both very chill when she got home and she couldnt find any traces of fights. But she keep on telling me I have to accept Kongo is my neighboar and I have to obay the houserules (now I hear Djingis laugh).

I gained over 200g from the day I moved in. Just muscles, ofcourse.

From Harry Hercules

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And ofcourse, yours truly - Djingis Tornado Kahn
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exia said:
Hi diabolical friends,

Slave says I need to write a confession about the latest heart attack I gave her. Harry Heartattack, thats me!

I'm a brilliant barfighter. I fight them bars with a great attitude - I'm a giant and I will win this! So yesterday when slave got home from the store the divider was litteraly tossed away. It looked like a Tornado went by, and maybe I got some help from my diabolical friend Djingis Tornado Kahn?

Slave dont know what we did, me and Kongo. Kongo was in his big house, peeking his nose out of the window and looked less satisfied. I was in his carrothouse, looked very satisfied!
Slave took me up and said I was a criminal. She then put me back on my side and placed the heavy cuddlebox on top of the divider. I was so upset! Had a intense barfight with myself and screamed at slave.
Slave think this event was pretty peaceful between me and Kongo. We were both very chill when she got home and she couldnt find any traces of fights. But she keep on telling me I have to accept Kongo is my neighboar and I have to obay the houserules (now I hear Djingis laugh).

I gained over 200g from the day I moved in. Just muscles, ofcourse.

From Harry Hercules

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And ofcourse, yours truly - Djingis Tornado Kahn
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Boy eh 😂
 
exia said:
I still question where he hides those muscles. The divider is three connected c&c-panels. A little pig shouldnt be able to first lift it (I guess), and then toss it away like that? It is connected to the other panels, so its not just to åut your head under it and push...
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He's probably got in via a loosened connector. That's why I always recommend to cable-tie the grids in addition to any connectors. Just leave one end not tied but use clamps instead.

I have made my experiences with newly arrived neutered boys who I needed to get over their initial over-excitement first...
 
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