For A Little Bit Of Fun... The House Cavy Rules

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Slaves must not have a lie in if it means a delay to our breakfast veggies.
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I broke my own rule this morning as I didnt get up till 9.30. when I came into the lounge to say "hello boys" they were both sitting on top of their log hideys like they usually are in the morning but were facing the other way! Talk about sulking!
 
piggie smitten said:
I broke my own rule this morning as I didnt get up till 9.30. when I came into the lounge to say "hello boys" they were both sitting on top of their log hideys like they usually are in the morning but were facing the other way! Talk about sulking!
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Same! Especially when I'm late, Lola will have pulled her crest down in front of her eyes, so it looks like she's cross.
 
Slaves should not disturb us, or put the fleece right once we have tunnelled under it. Or we will get our paws out!
 
Slaves must always approach with cooey noises and soft voices saying what lovely gorgeous piggies we are - it's a right of passage for all hoomins and must show their love for us regardless of whose listening...to join the fraternity, you must show your respect!:))
 
The slaves should never eat food unless we have some too! If our bowls are not full when said hoomans sit to eat, whee will unleash the furious wheeks and chases of destruction until more food is provided!
 
Hoomans may not have a phone conversation if it means ignoring us, this will be met with LOUD wheeks that the person on the other end of the phone can hear! (Nala)
 
Thou shalt not emerge from the kitchen with a syringe full of Baytril when I thought you were prepping my veggies!
 
If slave only has 65p left in purse and is trying to decide if she should buy herself a bar of chocolate with it or a cucumber - SLAVE MUST FORGO HER CHOCOLATE FOR OUR CUCUMBER!
 
Hettie:- "Mommy slave must stop moaning when I pee down the ramp of the hideaway that she has just cleaned. Moaning is pointless unless you are a Guinea Pig".

Tilly:- "Mommy slave must stop moaning when I nibble her hair. In the great scheme of things, if she ends up bald it really doesn't matter as having no hair in no way prevents her from providing fresh vegetables twice daily. Get over it ".
 
Top boar must be massaged by slave at least 3 times a day and be presented with veggies afterwards -.slave should also give most of her strawberries to us 7 piggies,leaving nothing for her pudding in the evenings.
 
Floor time ends when WE say it does. It is irrelevant if hoomins are going out or going to bed. We need to get a better PB lap time of the living room then you shall not catch us
 
Slaves much give us our regular groom in the piggie spa once a week. Including the tool; massage brush.
 
Slaves must stop trying to take us out of the run when it's lovely weather. Or we will punish slaves with a good run around and kicks.
 
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