Furbabies' Adventures

Viennese Furbabies said:
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Dear Vicki

Is your Slave making you ask for dinner?!? Dinner should arrive on time every time every day. How very dare your Slave make you ask!
This is intolerable! This should never happen! The very cheek of it!

You need to ensure you are never hungry enough to have to actually ask for your dinner ever again. To do this you must:-
  • Bar bite (though not so hard you break your teeth)
  • Look cute at all times (I know Kylie is very good at this)
  • Have your cage friends join forces and refuse to come out of the cage at floor time - your Slave will be so concerned that she will feed you.
  • Follow Pino all over the apartment. The lounge door doesn't have an invisible force field and you can cross it. Your Slave will try to lure you back with food.
  • All of you need to look at your Slave hungrily as if you haven't been fed in eleventy billion years.
Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Betsy said:
Dear Vicki

Is your Slave making you ask for dinner?!? Dinner should arrive on time every time every day. How very dare your Slave make you ask!
This is intolerable! This should never happen! The very cheek of it!

You need to ensure you are never hungry enough to have to actually ask for your dinner ever again. To do this you must:-
  • Bar bite (though not so hard you break your teeth)
  • Look cute at all times (I know Kylie is very good at this)
  • Have your cage friends join forces and refuse to come out of the cage at floor time - your Slave will be so concerned that she will feed you.
  • Follow Pino all over the apartment. The lounge door doesn't have an invisible force field and you can cross it. Your Slave will try to lure you back with food.
  • All of you need to look at your Slave hungrily as if you haven't been fed in eleventy billion years.
Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
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Dear Miss Bramble,
thank you for your concern. Thankfully, there was no crisis. It was just before our usual dinner time. The only annoying thing was that mummy slave took the time to take a pigture. But it was rather nice to be photographed because usually it's only Kylie and Pino. Bonny likes to move around too much to get a clear pigture and mummy slave always mutters something about my fur being sooo dark that she doesn't get a pigture that shows my lovely face.

Bonny is our main wheeker. She always runs around, wheeks loudly and climbs up the walls to bite the top of the bars. That's just to show off what a big girl she is.

I'm not so sure about the invisible force field though. Also not sure I want to follow Pino around. He tried to show Kylie once but she chickened out at the last minute.
I wouldn't have gone with him either. Could have been a trick to lure Kylie into the force field.

Wheeks Vicky
 
Today, we had pretty good weather before the heavy rain has started again.
I'm not complaining that we didn't have a heat wave in July but summer doesn't feel much like summer this year.
On the plusside: The grass, dandelion and plantain have grown again after the heat wave in June. So the piggies got nice fresh greens today.
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In some ways Pino is very clever, in other ways not so much. :doh:
This evening every pig was eating bell pepper. Pino was the first to finish (a rare occacion). He was sitting next to Kylie who was munching on her last bit of bell pepper.
What did Pino do?
He came closer to Kylie and put his nose directly in front of Kylie. Too close anyway but especially because Kylie was still eating.
Kylie looked at him for quite a while.
Pino didn't move.
It was like being eyewitness to an accident: You can see what will happen but you can't do anything about it.

Well ... Kylie don't watch forever.
But Pino got away without being hurt. :love:
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
In some ways Pino is very clever, in other ways not so much. :doh:
This evening every pig was eating bell pepper. Pino was the first to finish (a rare occacion). He was sitting next to Kylie who was munching on her last bit of bell pepper.
What did Pino do?
He came closer to Kylie and put his nose directly in front of Kylie. Too close anyway but especially because Kylie was still eating.
Kylie looked at him for quite a while.
Pino didn't move.
It was like being eyewitness to an accident: You can see what will happen but you can't do anything about it.

Well ... Kylie don't watch forever.
But Pino got away without being hurt. :love:
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I call those moments the "oh no no don't no don't nononodon'tdo it....oh ffs" moments.

Mourne has them fairly often.
 
Mrs Tiggy Winkle said:
I'm sure there's somebody on the forum who could knit you a guinea who looks like Pino! Then you don't need to do all those antics putting guineas on planes and things, not to mention stealing Pino from his present Slave and lovely sows.
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I could knit me a Pino Piggie I've been knitting for the last 55 years. I could knit a Pino but I'd much rather have the real Pino. I really don't mind taking Pino home next time I visit Vienna ....
 
Betsy said:
I could knit me a Pino Piggie I've been knitting for the last 55 years. I could knit a Pino but I'd much rather have the real Pino.
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Maybe you'll have to knit a Pino Piggie after all. Surely a knitted Pino Piggie is better than no Pino Piggie?
Betsy said:
I really don't mind taking Pino home next time I visit Vienna ....
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But what does @Viennese Furbabies think? She maybe DOES mind you taking Pino home. And what do Pino's lovely ladies think? You may be outnumbered and outvoted @Betsy ?
 
Betsy said:
I could knit me a Pino Piggie I've been knitting for the last 55 years. I could knit a Pino but I'd much rather have the real Pino. I really don't mind taking Pino home next time I visit Vienna ....
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Mrs Tiggy Winkle said:
Maybe you'll have to knit a Pino Piggie after all. Surely a knitted Pino Piggie is better than no Pino Piggie?

But what does @Viennese Furbabies think? She maybe DOES mind you taking Pino home. And what do Pino's lovely ladies think? You may be outnumbered and outvoted @Betsy ?
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Yes, I definitely mind! We have had a discussion about this a few times.
That's a strict NO NO NO NO to Pino moving out. :no: :no: :no: :no:
But of course you're welcome to visit @Betsy
 
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