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Dear Fellow Piggies,
Post your confessions here.
I will start with mine, although I am by far the best behaved of our Swiss tribe, so no doubt my brother (Eddi) and sister (Lucy) will follow with FAR worse confessions than mine.

My name is Ruby.
During lap time I always sit on the shoulder of my favorite slave.
If any other piggie (or person) tries to touch my slave, I bite them (but not hard - more of a nip really).
I totally own this kid.
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My name is Archie and I may look innocent here but I keep eating Bikbok the cockatiel's bird seed, even though I have plenty of grass etc available. I also chase him around the run, and steal any dandelions/grass seeds/fennel that is given to him. I may confess, but I do not repent.

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My name is Chaos and I may look sweet and innocent but I am the grumpiest pig ever. I hate sharing with my daughter and my sister; in fact my sister is kinder to my daughter than I am! Like Eddi above, I love my snuggle sack, refuse to let anyone else near my snuggle sack and wee freely in my snuggle sack so my slave has to wash it constantly. :)

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image.webp Hello my name is Freddie, and I am a 5 month old rescue piggie. My confession is that I am just so greedy and loud. I EXPECT to be fed when I ask and I know mummy hears me but says I will get fat if she feeds me anymore. I don't care if I get fat, If I don't get food when I ask I WILL scream the house down even to a point where my voice cracks :)
 
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I'm Mollie. Ignore my cute little face at your peril and I will show you my wonderful teeth. I have a delightful range of nips, tweaks and full blown bites that I am happy to demonstrate free of charge. Every time my human thinks she's tamed me I delight in giving her a crafty nip while she is sweeping up poops or refilling my bowl with pellets.
 
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I'm Violet. I was the smallest piggy in the piggy room by far but the new arrivals are just a bit smaller than me. I am the noisiest grumpiest piggy in the piggy room. I'm nicknamed the pocket rocket because if something doesn't suit me I will fly over and sort it out. I beat up Mr Ted when the human tried to introduce us last year - nasty smelly male. And I beat up Mollie when the human tried to introduce me to her and Mabel. She may be twice my size but I showed her who was boss. I'm now teaching the new girl Poppy how to behave.
 
My name is Tufty. I pushed Geraldine off the top of the tunnel while we were waiting for our human to bring our breakfast.
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Hello! Our names are Dandy (left) and Beano! We haven't really got any bad habits, although we do pee ALL OVER the floor, and eat whatever plastic we can get hold of! (Haven't been sick yet!)
Mummy just wanted to post this picture cos we are so cute!
 
My name is Lucy.
I am the biggest and heaviest pig in our home.
I have no concept of 'personal space'.
If another pig has the sleeping place that I want, I just lay on top of them.
This is me laying on my sister Ruby.
Oh, and the lump under the blanket next to Ruby is my brother Eddi.
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7squeakers. said:
:D Poor Eddi! :)) I love Lucy's colouring. Very pretty! :wub:
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Ahh poor Eddi indeed.
He is very much the long suffering male of the trio.
Thankfully Eddi has no self esteem issues (despite his sisters walking all over him).
He is constantly rumble strutting around the place - Eddi thinks he is great!
 
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I'm Amber. I like to check every veg option my human slave puts down before I decide what to choose. I never take what she offers me first.

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I'm Mabel. I'm one of the smallest in the herd however I'm still the boss. It's all about the size of the attitude not the guinea pig!
 
Hi, I'm Albie. My mum thought she'd lost me this morning. She was looking everywhere for me under the hidies... She eventually found me. I was hiding inside the hay bag. It looked cozy, so I just climbed right on in. Now mum's mad because she has to make a new hay bag with smaller holes and she said I ruined $10 worth of expensive hay when I went to the bathroom while hiding. Oops.
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Hi! I'm Hadley! I like to chew clothing. Sometimes people are still in the clothing at the time, which is a problem. Once I tried to eat a glitter t-shirt that my littlest slave was wearing and her stomach was underneath. I made her bleed and gave her a permanent scar. Oops! She forgave me, though!
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Hi! I'm Sundae! I'm scared of everything... once I refused to leave the cage because there was a scary thing in the hallway. Mom said it was a guinea pig chew toy, for crying out loud, but I still wouldn't go get my snacks until she took it away! I also do not want to be the boss of other guinea pigs. I even let a 12-week-old baby boss me around. She was half my size, but she just seemed to want that leadership position more!
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