The Humphreys Guineas must once again pledge their outspoken support to this campaign, joining the hundreds of high profile names already signed up to the cause!
Dexter, again acting as the spokespig for the Humphreys Guineas, must admit that although at times the standard has been above average here (he grudgingly admits that despite scrimping on expenses, the home grown stuff tasted "orright I s'pose" ), the overall dinner substance has reduced significantly.
Dinner now comprises almost entirely of lettuces and herbs, with a few "crunchy" foods here and there. Dexter believes that Laura's excuse of "But all this extra hay and grasses are much better for your tummy, especially you! And I can't give you any of the brassicas, you
know that." is wholly inadequate and unacceptable.
Dexter has chosen this simple photo to highlight the desperate situation in the Humphreys household. It is not that they are having to steal food from each other that is of main concern (that's for another summit) but the leaf quality and colour. Crisp and crunchy it may look, but the colour suggests a much lower quality than any pig has ever witnessed before.
Hungry Piggies - WE UNITE!