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Hungry Piggy Appeal: UPDATE.

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Wheeky

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My fellow cavies!

Times were hard, but I fear they may be about to get harder. My slave has started buying "value" veg - and we all know what that means. Yellow, limp leaves. Smaller portions. SUBSTANDARD!

Whee must act NOW before things get even further out of hand. I therefore propose a protest against Conservapig veggie cuts and a meeting with the Pig Minister to make our feelings clear.

Do I have your support?
 
Mimsi, Montgomery, Matilda & Lady Penelope would like to pledge their support. Mummy has started buying veg in the 'reduced' section and they are not happy piggies. This credit crunch has a lot to answer to!
 
My piggies dine like royalty on the reduced section veg!
 
you also have:
Meep
Willow
Rosie
Jasmine
Bob
Lily
and Ralph the rabbit's support!

there mummy has also been looking in the special offers, hard times!
 
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Whee would like to pledge our support to the cause. Whee have been informed that the plentiful variety of salad offerings currently available will be reduced over the winter period due to budget cuts. This will greatly affect the quality of life for resident piggies who will be forced to fill up with carrots.
 
You have our full support! We have noticed the recent change to value and reduced food...........something to do with the price of petrol?! We vote for change! Daisy, Blossom and Toby. x
 
You think you've got it 'ard.
I've gotta to survive on a shaved down bit o' carrot and a slice o' 'cumber.
If I'm lucky them 8uggers might chuck in a bit o' dried grass for afters.
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Comrade Winks calls for a mobilisation of the piggy proletariat!

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"Boars and Sows! It will start with cutbacks to our parsley, but how long before they take away our fleeces and remove all our chew toys?!"
 
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Whee would like to pledge our support to the cause. Whee have been informed that the plentiful variety of salad offerings currently available will be reduced over the winter period due to budget cuts. This will greatly affect the quality of life for resident piggies who will be forced to fill up with carrots.

Firstly, what a fantastic Pigture of your girls x)

Comrade Winks calls for a mobilisation of the piggy proletariat!

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"Boars and Sows! It will start with cutbacks to our parsley, but how long before they take away our fleeces and remove all our chew toys?!"


Absolutely hilarious :)).

Fred, Wilma, Pebbles and Patrick pledge there support xx>>>
 
You has the support of the Little Piggles. Look what we has had to share for our dinner.... three measley beans and an old stick :(

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Whee is growing girls with rumbly tummies to fill. Our hooman keeps buying us veggies with yellow stickers on. They taste funny.

She says she is growing us herbs and carrots but we haven't seen anything yet. I mean how long does it take to grown carrots?! Whee think she is telling us fibs...

Pixel (and Pippa and Willow - they we're too hungry to reply so made me do it instead...)

P.s. Flips your girls are very pretty x)
 
Furby, Cottonbud and Jive quip the humans got themselves into a mess there should be no need to cut piggy budgets - they should cut their own budgets, as there still seems to be an abundance of chocolate in this household :)
 
The Welsh Tribe is joining the cause! This malarkey with reduced crunchies, bargain veg and browning lawns HAS to stop!

No more weekly trips to the scales!

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The Humphreys Guineas must once again pledge their outspoken support to this campaign, joining the hundreds of high profile names already signed up to the cause!

Dexter, again acting as the spokespig for the Humphreys Guineas, must admit that although at times the standard has been above average here (he grudgingly admits that despite scrimping on expenses, the home grown stuff tasted "orright I s'pose" ), the overall dinner substance has reduced significantly.

Dinner now comprises almost entirely of lettuces and herbs, with a few "crunchy" foods here and there. Dexter believes that Laura's excuse of "But all this extra hay and grasses are much better for your tummy, especially you! And I can't give you any of the brassicas, you know that." is wholly inadequate and unacceptable.

Dexter has chosen this simple photo to highlight the desperate situation in the Humphreys household. It is not that they are having to steal food from each other that is of main concern (that's for another summit) but the leaf quality and colour. Crisp and crunchy it may look, but the colour suggests a much lower quality than any pig has ever witnessed before.

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Hungry Piggies - WE UNITE!
 
My piggies dine like royalty on the reduced section veg!


My slave buys us reduced herbs regularly - that is acceptable but "value" veg is a no no. pow-pow
You have the support of Barbra, Caramel and Marty Pig
 
The Swedish delegation would like to extend their support for this pigtition. It is absolutely paramount that the piggly right to crisp and plentiful veggies be honoured!
 
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