I Am Starving by Ruby

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This week the big slave is doing ‘special home office’.
Normally when she does home office she does some work, and then lays on the sofa with a packet of biscuits and moans about how hard she is working.

This week there are other people in our house doing home office with the big slave, which means she gets dressed in real clothes and only nibbles the occasional biscuit as opposed to eating half the packet.
She is also not laying on the sofa at all, but this new rule doesn’t apply to guinea pigs thankfully, and we can still lay around as much as we want.

The good news is that the other people in our house think we are cute (mainly me of course) and seem quite concerned when we wheek.
The can clearly see that the big slave is a very bad slave, because we are always wheeking because we are so hungry.

Take today for example - I had no pellets in my bowl - none at all (ok maybe 1 pellet, but that hardly counts).

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The big slave tried to put her hand into my cage to show me what had happened to the pellets in my bowl so I bit her.
Honestly she really is proving very difficult to train - I have my work cut out for me.
It’s lucky I am such a firm piggy who is capable of setting clear boundaries, because no matter how difficult, a slave is for life and not just for Christmas.

Love Ruby xx

PS - Send pellets. I am starving and have nothing to eat.
 
Oh Ruby, i am not sure that biting your slave is the right way to go about the training. It is usually better to train with kindness so maybe try licking your slave next time.

Your slave is just thinking of your figure when she doesn't give you more pellets, My girls really didn't like it when the vet called them fat at their last health check. I think this has been caused by the extra snacks given to them while i have been working from home, i have also been partaking of the snacks (will biscuits rather than pea flakes) and now we are all on a diet.
 
Oh Ruby, you can be firm but kind! Please don’t zoom with my piggies and give them any advice! I don’t know that I could take such rigid rules 🤭🤫

@Swissgreys every time I see Ruby’s name I laugh before I actually read your posts! I’d love them regularly - The World According to Ruby 🤣
 
Oh Ruby. You are a cheeky menace. I can clearly see the pellets you are trying to conceal. You’re going to have to do better than that. You’ve not even managed to put a smattering of poops on the top to try to disguise them. That’s a definite B+ of an attempt.
 
VickiA said:
Oh Ruby. You are a cheeky menace. I can clearly see the pellets you are trying to conceal. You’re going to have to do better than that. You’ve not even managed to put a smattering of poops on the top to try to disguise them. That’s a definite B+ of an attempt.
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Excellent comment, and from a moderator no less.
I shall pass this on to Miss Ruby, and she will be around to nip you firmly in the morning :))
I hope you have plenty of pellets....
 
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