Ah the joy of pre-teen children in the house.
Me: DD1 I think before you settle down to cuddle Ruby, you should probably get your homework finished.
DD1: It's ok. I am doing my homework.
Me: Really? Because from where I am standing it looks like you are cuddling Ruby, and I am fairly sure 'guinea pig cuddling' is not part of your homework.
DD1: Of course it isn't. Not everyone is lucky enough to have guinea pigs like Ruby you know.
Me: Hmm, well anyway, what homework are you currently doing.
DD1: French.
Me: How is cuddling Ruby related to your French homework?
DD1: Well we are supposed to be studying for our French adjectives test on Wednesday, and I am talking to Ruby in French and using lots of adjectives to describe how amazing she is.
Me: So Ruby speaks French now does she?
DD1: Fluently.
I give up.

Me: DD1 I think before you settle down to cuddle Ruby, you should probably get your homework finished.
DD1: It's ok. I am doing my homework.
Me: Really? Because from where I am standing it looks like you are cuddling Ruby, and I am fairly sure 'guinea pig cuddling' is not part of your homework.
DD1: Of course it isn't. Not everyone is lucky enough to have guinea pigs like Ruby you know.
Me: Hmm, well anyway, what homework are you currently doing.
DD1: French.
Me: How is cuddling Ruby related to your French homework?
DD1: Well we are supposed to be studying for our French adjectives test on Wednesday, and I am talking to Ruby in French and using lots of adjectives to describe how amazing she is.
Me: So Ruby speaks French now does she?
DD1: Fluently.
I give up.
