Betsy
Anniversary Herd
Don't forget, as the Forum Piggynapper, I have lots of tricks, not just the usual methods used ....I should also point out that they are not normal piggies so the usual methods of bribery don’t work![]()
Don't forget, as the Forum Piggynapper, I have lots of tricks, not just the usual methods used ....I should also point out that they are not normal piggies so the usual methods of bribery don’t work![]()

Midday snack time.The Hotel Chocolat bag is too big for the scales - besides it’s so trashed Moses would be out of it in no timeWhat a fabulous way to weigh him! Shame it wasn’t a Hotel Chocolat bag, though….
Would you like to come and live with Aunty Betsy? I can always piggynap you in a few weeks!
Excuse our intrusion, noble simpleton but thou hast just uttered nonsense.Would you like to come and live with Aunty Betsy? I can always piggynap you in a few weeks!
ps: I don't know the word "NO" so that is not an option.
Excuse our intrusion, noble simpleton but thou hast just uttered nonsense.
The Royal goat hath fainted and the jester hath dropped his bells.
The moon hid in shame.
Speak such things again and the royal Tuna shall pay thee a visit.
( apologies to Lucien Ashford )
From Moses and Miriam



Can't blame me for trying!I told you it wouldn’t work![]()

Didn't she keep busy the week you were there - guarding Miriam and Moses from your clutches?She clearly needs to keep busy now that she has retired.
Well done Miriam and Moses for evading any pignapping attempts, well done to your Slave too for helping keep you safe!Miriam and Moses would like to reassure their forum friends that despite certain people’s pignapping attempts they are both safely in their own home.
Some people are just delusional![]()
I think he's trying to get himself into the Stripey-Nose Club under false pretences.Moses is a master of disguise!