Hello fellow piggies, Coconut hhhhere, don't you hhhate it when the hoomans give you silly names? I'm not all brown and hairy like a coconut - well, I am hairy but I'm white. I found that letting the hoomans rub my chin usually means I get fed first. Also, I've trained the female hooman to put me back in my cage when I put my paws up on her hands (she think's its her that's taught me to do it when she says "back?" haha!)... Silly pet hoomans, eh?
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WHEEEEK WHEEEK WHEEK BABY'S TURN! I THINK SHOUTING AT THE HOOMANS ALL THE TIME BY SQUEAKING AS LOUD AS I CAN IS FUNNY! I SHOUT ALLLLL THE TIME! I ESPECIALLY LIKE SHOUTING AT THE MALE HOOMAN AND WAKING HIM UP AT 4AM WHEN HE MOVES IN HIS SLEEP! MWAHAHAHA! MAKES THEM JUMP!
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wiip wiip wiip wiip wiip... mhy name is Phantom, some of yoou may rhemember my last photo shoot where I sat on my hooman's head. That's the best place to sit cause you can seeee all around AND you get to pee and poop on them - you should see the faces they make when it runs down their backs
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Good day to you, fellow cavies. For me, Pancake, the best way to get attention and food has been to let my grand-ma hooman stroke to in my cage and let her pick me up. I get lots and lots of extra treats for doing that... I also steal her eyeliner when she's not looking so I look cute... Look I put some pics of me at the end, she even put my papaya treat on a plate for me as I am a grown up piggy now! I have her well trained!
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Toffee, Cinnamon, Mocha, Wiiiiieek, Marble and Jellybean: nom nom nom whee are too busy eating cause the hooman came in from the shop with lots of veggies - we say, just stare at them and squeak whenever they move, even a little until they feed you and if they try to wash you in that "bath" thing, wriggle as much as you can and run up their arms to get them all wet - give them a taste of their own medicine!
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Whee all hope to speak to you again soon, have to go now, the hooman is coming back! Wheeeeee!