. *****Well we think the human has figured out this strategy too....but least we get to keep it overnight....
love it 
Hello fellow piggies, Coconut hhhhere, don't you hhhate it when the hoomans give you silly names? I'm not all brown and hairy like a coconut - well, I am hairy but I'm white. I found that letting the hoomans rub my chin usually means I get fed first. Also, I've trained the female hooman to put me back in my cage when I put my paws up on her hands (she think's its her that's taught me to do it when she says "back?" haha!)... Silly pet hoomans, eh?
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WHEEEEK WHEEEK WHEEK BABY'S TURN! I THINK SHOUTING AT THE HOOMANS ALL THE TIME BY SQUEAKING AS LOUD AS I CAN IS FUNNY! I SHOUT ALLLLL THE TIME! I ESPECIALLY LIKE SHOUTING AT THE MALE HOOMAN AND WAKING HIM UP AT 4AM WHEN HE MOVES IN HIS SLEEP! MWAHAHAHA! MAKES THEM JUMP!
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wiip wiip wiip wiip wiip... mhy name is Phantom, some of yoou may rhemember my last photo shoot where I sat on my hooman's head. That's the best place to sit cause you can seeee all around AND you get to pee and poop on them - you should see the faces they make when it runs down their backs
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Good day to you, fellow cavies. For me, Pancake, the best way to get attention and food has been to let my grand-ma hooman stroke to in my cage and let her pick me up. I get lots and lots of extra treats for doing that... I also steal her eyeliner when she's not looking so I look cute... Look I put some pics of me at the end, she even put my papaya treat on a plate for me as I am a grown up piggy now! I have her well trained!
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Toffee, Cinnamon, Mocha, Wiiiiieek, Marble and Jellybean: nom nom nom whee are too busy eating cause the hooman came in from the shop with lots of veggies - we say, just stare at them and squeak whenever they move, even a little until they feed you and if they try to wash you in that "bath" thing, wriggle as much as you can and run up their arms to get them all wet - give them a taste of their own medicine!
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Whee all hope to speak to you again soon, have to go now, the hooman is coming back! Wheeeeee!
He always gets the words wrong though.
Penny here,
My daddy hooman sings, and plays the guitar. I love it! Sometimes I sing right along
They should be more along the lines of..
"I love my veggies! I love to eat! I love when I'm chewing! I love to sleep in my bowl!" More like that!
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>>> tho.....if it means you get a treat it can be slightly put up with! This is where the trick of lying on the side will always shut up the hooman screeching (you call it singing? huh not us!) they stop in mid screeech and then go OMG....... then you give her a nice smile and look so innocent and adorable, which whee knows you all do, then hey presto nom nom's are presented and duly stuffed into our gobs and nomed down fast as!
Dear friend Gus............ooooooh my that's not nice at all! :red er maybe you could you know...do a little fluff in her face?
Re the telly watching, maybe you need to chew on that black thing with the tasty buttons, our bro Duke (RIP) loved chewing on the buttons, but he got into trouble, but maybe if you doned it she'd have to change the channel eh!
keep on wheeeeeking for those treaties Gus mate!
V and O xoxoxoxo
Oh wheeeeeeeeeeek isn't that noise just 'orrible
V and O xoxoxoxo
Hello, My name is Hermes, and I have my hoomins well trained!
Coming down the creaky stairs? I'll squeak so loud that I sound like an alarm. Going into the kitchen? I'll squeak until you get me something, if you dont, you SHALL be made to feel guilty when you come back into the living room, see these big staring eyes at the side of the cage, yes, they are my best weapon. Opening the fridge? You must be crazy. Still have nothing for me? I will sulk and make you feel even more guilty.
Mummy is the easiest to train, she gives in so easily because she's a big softy. Daddy is a little more stubborn, though I like his music. He listens to something that's noisy with other hoomins growling, it makes me wheek my head off for some strange reason.
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Lilly, Toffeewoffee, Minnie and baby Scrummy here, we have the oldest bestest trick in the book, the slave clearly hasn't cottened onto this yet, stupid wooman! She usually cuts up lots of veggies and puts them in our dish and puts it in the cage, as hard as it is to resiti eating it, go and sniff it (remember not to eat any of it.....yet anyway) and pretend your not impressed, then go back over and climb up the bars and carry on wheeking, she then thinks that we aint going to eat what is in the dish, so chucks on some lettuce or cabbage noms, so we eat these then polish off the nombs in the bowl
Honeslty she is so silly, she hasn't discovered our trick yet, its our little scret, but give it a try.
Another hint, if you like a clean cosy that is freshly washed every other day, pee and poo in it as much as you can so it stinks then she will wash it.
Whee will have a good reads through the others later when the hooman is washign our cosys or something.
Thanks for sharing, hope you find ours useful.
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as requested here are my step by step guide to getting veg:
first the guilt trip, see the sad eyes?
Then the cutey pleaaaaaase face
dont forget to show those lips, the hoomans love that
she then gave in and i legged it, Slave 0 david 1
Ohhhh yay that just sounds like it works a treat! Whee will definatly add that to the list! We love purple cabbage, though the human hasn't given it in a while...last time we had it she was really fussing about "staining the chopping board and counters" whatever that means. Thanks for sharing this tip...we r off to try it as its lunch time
But she has been spying on us, so we have left them, we'll wait a while then wolf them all down.
Any luck? We think the hooman has cottened on..... no extra veggies for us tonight, just whats in the dish
She has had the big flashy thing out tonight, she had us all lined up on the sofa!
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