official how to train your human guide

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Whee r angry this evening! The human did the bath thing again...gone is our lovely boy scent , it's been replaced with the hoity toity girly froo froo icky powder baby smell. We tried jumping out and we scratched up her arms n hands during our biggest fit yet.....didn't work. We r letting her know just how mad we truly are by refusing to come to the door for our apples. She can just leave them and go with her horrid self!
 
Hi everyone, it's me, Treacle here! My trick for getting food from Mummy and Daddy (as whee live with Daddy now too and whee love him very much!) is to wheek sooooo loud when anything rustles or crinkles! Mummy sneezed upstairs this morning and I wheeked at that - I knew she was awake! Wheeeeeeek until they have to give in! It worked on both Mummy and Daddy this morning, they both gave us mountains of timothy hay, and Mummy gave us nuggets too! And climb the bars too, give lots of piggie kisses.
Another trick I have is that Mummy got a very floofy fleecy cosy from a lovely lady called Aimee. I like to sleep underneath it and don't move, so Mummy comes to find me and gives me noms :)
Whee also know when Mummy and Daddy come home from work at different times, whee wheeeeeeek and wheeeek and climb and shuffle until they feed us. Veggies come at night-time when Mummy comes home! She spoils us and knows each of our favourite veggies.

Hi all, Bernadette here! Since I moved inside, Mummy and Daddy have noticed that I'm a very rumblestrutty pig. Whenever I come in season, I rumbly-grumble at Treacle constantly, even when she's not close, just so she won't get in my way! I just want to cuddle really... So Mummy tries to distract me with food and hay. It kind of works, although I'm very jumpy (and unbelievably popcorny, it makes Mummy squeeee!) so I run off quite easily. But I'm very happy in my forever home.
My trick to getting the hoomans to love me and spoil me is pulling all the hay out of the rack with my paws when I climb. And I do like to climb. I climb on the wooden tunnel, I climb on the pigloo, and sleep on the cosie. All I have to do to get attention from my hoomans is raise my little floofy chin and Mummy comes to tickle it. I like chin tickles. I don't like being brushed though, and I karate kick the hoomans when they try to do it!

Hi everyone, it's Junior here. Since Casper got poorly and went to sleep in Mummy's garden, I've been very jumpy and I hide lots. I've been promised I'll get a new friend when I get a new house like the girls have. But I know that there are other piggies around, and when they wheek, I come out and see what the fuss is about. Give a little wheek myself, make myself known. Because the ladies are so vocal and fuss over Mummy and Daddy, I have to do something to show myself off. I'm a strapping young gentlepig of course! I like to play 'turtle-turtle', like the guinea pig in the computer interview. Stick my head out, and pull it back in again. The hoomans don't see much of me except when I'm running, and I've trained them by hiding all my food. It's nommy and aaaaaalll mine. I think I get spoilt a little bit more because I'm the only boy. And I'm cute.
 
Me has been taking down notes (of course Velvet can't cause she is blind so me has to read all this) thanks guys........ x>>

Our hooman goes all goofy (that's what she calls it) if whee put our little tootsies up on the side of the bowl to eat....... or if Velvet sticks out her big hairy tootsies mummy goes all funny and starts to drool
 
Our human has a headache and has shut the thing with the buttons down and away so we"s gonna have to get back on tomm when she's feeling better...lots of loves till then!
 
oh no that not good fella's :{

Please give your hooman some piggie kisses from us girls x>>x>>x>>
oh and our hooman says, she's to get some rest and stay in a dark room x>>
 
Thanks glynis n girls ...she's in bed now but we snuck the weird small thing she taps on and found it has letters to push too. She sends her thank you and to say goodnight for her as she took some medicine and will be snoring away soon. Stay tuned :)
 
Hi everyone, it's me, Treacle here! My trick for getting food from Mummy and Daddy (as whee live with Daddy now too and whee love him very much!) is to wheek sooooo loud when anything rustles or crinkles! Mummy sneezed upstairs this morning and I wheeked at that - I knew she was awake! Wheeeeeeek until they have to give in! It worked on both Mummy and Daddy this morning, they both gave us mountains of timothy hay, and Mummy gave us nuggets too! And climb the bars too, give lots of piggie kisses.
Another trick I have is that Mummy got a very floofy fleecy cosy from a lovely lady called Aimee. I like to sleep underneath it and don't move, so Mummy comes to find me and gives me noms :)
Whee also know when Mummy and Daddy come home from work at different times, whee wheeeeeeek and wheeeek and climb and shuffle until they feed us. Veggies come at night-time when Mummy comes home! She spoils us and knows each of our favourite veggies.

Hi all, Bernadette here! Since I moved inside, Mummy and Daddy have noticed that I'm a very rumblestrutty pig. Whenever I come in season, I rumbly-grumble at Treacle constantly, even when she's not close, just so she won't get in my way! I just want to cuddle really... So Mummy tries to distract me with food and hay. It kind of works, although I'm very jumpy (and unbelievably popcorny, it makes Mummy squeeee!) so I run off quite easily. But I'm very happy in my forever home.
My trick to getting the hoomans to love me and spoil me is pulling all the hay out of the rack with my paws when I climb. And I do like to climb. I climb on the wooden tunnel, I climb on the pigloo, and sleep on the cosie. All I have to do to get attention from my hoomans is raise my little floofy chin and Mummy comes to tickle it. I like chin tickles. I don't like being brushed though, and I karate kick the hoomans when they try to do it!

Hi everyone, it's Junior here. Since Casper got poorly and went to sleep in Mummy's garden, I've been very jumpy and I hide lots. I've been promised I'll get a new friend when I get a new house like the girls have. But I know that there are other piggies around, and when they wheek, I come out and see what the fuss is about. Give a little wheek myself, make myself known. Because the ladies are so vocal and fuss over Mummy and Daddy, I have to do something to show myself off. I'm a strapping young gentlepig of course! I like to play 'turtle-turtle', like the guinea pig in the computer interview. Stick my head out, and pull it back in again. The hoomans don't see much of me except when I'm running, and I've trained them by hiding all my food. It's nommy and aaaaaalll mine. I think I get spoilt a little bit more because I'm the only boy. And I'm cute.
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We are very sorry to hear casper went to sleep in the garden. (thats the thing with lots of green spageti and flowers right" )...we are pleased however that you are being treated well, and that you've got the humans trained. Loved that you wheek when she sneezed. our human sneezes ALOT..so we shall try that next. We're sorry we are late in our reply...the human had a headache and took the thing with the buttons away until just now. she's over the headache now..and has been sorting out our cages and whatnot. If you've not caught the "surprise" thread...we got a new friend. It was very hard to keep it a secreat..but the human asked us to keep mum about it. so we humored her. He is so far a pretty cool kid. He's picky about where his pigloo goes and he and gus are having a rearrangment argument over it. gus wants it by the water bottle and "pip or patch " wants it by the hay. so....its fun to watche them slide it, and bump it, and drag it..and scoot it.
our human seems amused to..maybe smore and I should do that too.

ta ta for now..thanks again for the tips. So glad that you popped in!
 
Me has been taking down notes (of course Velvet can't cause she is blind so me has to read all this) thanks guys........ x>>

Our hooman goes all goofy (that's what she calls it) if whee put our little tootsies up on the side of the bowl to eat....... or if Velvet sticks out her big hairy tootsies mummy goes all funny and starts to drool

Onyx you are a right good friend to do all the taking of notes and typing. Piggy smoochies to you both. we find our hooman goes all goofy when we climb IN our food bowls. If we poo on it out comes the brush and dustpan...so we try to hide it underneath a cucumber slice so she will leave it alone. Thats all we got for now...human has been sorting cages and whatnot...now that we are sure our new friend is staying. Lots of ***.....
smores, choco, gus..and now "patch/or pip".

:(|)
 
Hello everyone. my name is "patch". i'm very scared and nervous of everything. I was rescued and I'm very shy. I was just getting used to the humans, and was even taking food out of thier hand...now they've put me in here with a rough guy. He charges at me, mounts me, licks and nibbles me, talks to me in this rumbly voice. I'm soooo scared of him right now. Although...I did yank my cucumber back when he tried to steal it. I've been hiding in the pigloo most of the morning because "gus" keeps charging at me. The human says he wont hurt me 'he's trying to be the "top pig". well thats fine with me...but couldnt she please make him behave himself. I'm too scared to go take food from her now...I'm scared gus will see and pounce on me again.
I only have one tip right now....I've learned if I scream really loudly wiht the ear peircing wheek...the human stuffs me inside her shirt or a blankie..or something and cuddles me. I LOVE CUDDLES. I sit with the thing over my head..and go to sleep...or I give gentle nudges and get more nose strokes. I'm the only one out of this group that likes the top of my head petted.

Gus, smores, and choco all seem like nice piggies...I hope I can get over my fright . we all have fun in the play pen...but gus gets a little rowdy in our home. Maybe he'll chill out in a bit once he sees I'm not wanting to be "top pig".
Oh...and that bath thing....I HATE IT TOO!
 
Gidday Patch x>>

oooh mate maybe you should have a wheek with Gus and tell him that you're fine with him being the boss piggie!
Please come out and eat lots of food so you grow up big and strong! Whee would love to see some more pigtures of you soon too mate,

V and O x
 
Please excuse the baby talk in video

Great videos. The very first "parsley face" did not load for me but then I saw it in a later link. Saw the carrot one in your other post too. I've heard it is OK to use baby talk to piggies so I do it all the time too, especially when I want to do some coaxing!
 
Truthfully I baby talk them all the time...and they have associated it with me and food because when I played the video for my husband they could hear it and I had all of them wheeking and staring at me thru the bars....lol
 
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