PIG-UN #10: Rumours in the press...

[Wiebke]

The rumour mill at the headquarters of the PIG-Un is running at full speed with news that a new undisclosed cavy is to join the organisation.

“Have you heard anything new about the identity of the cavy that has been mentioned in the press?â€

“Sadly no confirmed news, but there are whispers that it is a cavy in need of special supportive measures.â€

“ Secretary-general, can you tell us more about those press reports that have suddenly cropped up?â€

“Sorry, I am not in a position to tell. You know, the diplomacy...â€

“.. . all I can say – in strictest confidence - that there will be a new member indeed provided that the delicate secret negotiations are heading to a successful conclusion.â€

“Won’t that put any more pressure on the strident cuts that have been imposed on the UN budget?â€

“On the contrary, it is the only way to unlock some additional food resources for the aid package that will be required for the member-to-be.â€

“Err... Secretay-general, does that mean more food for us all?â€

(Please wait for the next instalment)

 

[Wiebke]

“I just wish that we would be told who it is before we read it in the press!â€

“Well, my dear, I am certainly not going to worry...

...about new members or not...

... as long as I get my usual share!â€

“Sorry, I can’t give any statements whatsoever to the press. I need to be in the next meeting already!â€

 

[Romily]

Fabulous! I wonder if the papparazzi will be there for the new arrival?

 

[AudioHeart]

hehehe this made me giggle! Your certainly have cheeky little characters there!

 

[skrikopanik]

Oh wow, I LOVE pig-UN!

It's been a long time I suspect it's because of the UTI pandemic scare?

I'm just as curious as some of the pigs about the newcomer!

 

[flips]

Brilliant. |)

 

[CandyFloss]

FABULOUS .... well done .....what interesting piggies you have there

 

[aalur]

oooh! a newcomer! how exciting!

 

[flintstones]

Love it , made me giggle, Can't wait to meet said member!

 

[Hels]

Very very funny - who is the lady arriving? Do we have a piccy?

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[Wiebke]

Very very funny - who is the lady arriving? Do we have a piccy?

H.
x

All will be revealed as soon as a pick up has been organised!

 

[Hels]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hate surprises....................

far too cloak and dagger for my liking - !

 

[Sue G]

Probably the next statement should read ....... "Watch this space"

 

[slackalice2k]

There was me thinking you couldn't fit any more in!

Yay another member of Pig UN. Can't wait.

Fantastic pigtures.

 

[pompypigs]

I love these threads Wiebke & I can't wait to see the new addition x)

 

[Sarah from Chucklebunnies]

Wonderful as always! Thank you for making me smile. I look forward to news of the new member...

 

[Mimi]

Loved the story enjoyed reading it

 

[Jo GP]

Do we have an ETA for the new pig-UN arrival? :<>

Going away at the weekend, don't want to miss anything!

 

[Wiebke]

Do we have an ETA for the new pig-UN arrival? :<>

Going away at the weekend, don't want to miss anything!

ETA is late Sunday afternoon, provided all goes well!

 

[HelenRM]

Can't wait for the pics!

Brilliant reporting as ever

 

[Bailey]

Brilliant, thank you for brightening more morning

 

[Tommies Mam]

Thats fantastic thanks for sharing that.

 

[tattyruncy]

Awwwwwww Wiebke, you are totally bonkers I love your piccies and stories they always make me laugh, especially the piggy bums

 

[Jo GP]

ETA is late Sunday afternoon, provided all goes well!

Super news, but I'll have to wait until I get back from my hols to see her!

 

[Laura-CCC4]

Very good pics and commentary.

 

[caviaporcellus]

I love pig UN. More please .

 

[Niki]

Oh Wiebke that was hilarious & had me chuckling away

 

[Claire W]

Aww what cute pics as always x)x) New tribe member?

 

[Little Piggles]

Love the PIG-UN! Looks like there is excitement in the assembly at the rumours of a new member!

 

[HelenRM]

I love pig UN. More please .

I second that motion!