The rumour mill at the headquarters of the PIG-Un is running at full speed with news that a new undisclosed cavy is to join the organisation.
“Have you heard anything new about the identity of the cavy that has been mentioned in the press?â€
“Sadly no confirmed news, but there are whispers that it is a cavy in need of special supportive measures.â€
“ Secretary-general, can you tell us more about those press reports that have suddenly cropped up?â€
“Sorry, I am not in a position to tell. You know, the diplomacy...â€
“.. . all I can say – in strictest confidence - that there will be a new member indeed provided that the delicate secret negotiations are heading to a successful conclusion.â€
“Won’t that put any more pressure on the strident cuts that have been imposed on the UN budget?â€
“On the contrary, it is the only way to unlock some additional food resources for the aid package that will be required for the member-to-be.â€
“Err... Secretay-general, does that mean more food for us all?â€
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“Have you heard anything new about the identity of the cavy that has been mentioned in the press?â€

“Sadly no confirmed news, but there are whispers that it is a cavy in need of special supportive measures.â€

“ Secretary-general, can you tell us more about those press reports that have suddenly cropped up?â€

“Sorry, I am not in a position to tell. You know, the diplomacy...â€

“.. . all I can say – in strictest confidence - that there will be a new member indeed provided that the delicate secret negotiations are heading to a successful conclusion.â€

“Won’t that put any more pressure on the strident cuts that have been imposed on the UN budget?â€

“On the contrary, it is the only way to unlock some additional food resources for the aid package that will be required for the member-to-be.â€

“Err... Secretay-general, does that mean more food for us all?â€

(Please wait for the next instalment)