Piggy Facts

[ellyinexile]

Hello my name is Yogi Bear

1. I like to jump out of my cage and run around the living room making mum and dad laugh
2. I love Parsley.....do you have Parsley? I want some Parsley....where is it?
3. I got kennel cough from a dog when I was a baby pig and now my breathing is snorty but it doesn't slow me down
4. I know the sound of daddy's feet on the kitchen floor, dad equals food....... commence begging
5. I like to fall asleep on mums lap while cuddling into a groove on a pillow.....yes, I am that pampered
#pillowpig

 

[Tbag]

Hi I'm Wyatt Chirp!

1) I was named to continue a legacy of Stallone/Kurt Russel piggy names after Tango and Cash but sometimes I think they've forgotten that as they call me all sorts of silly things like Chirper, Chirpstain, Chirpy, Le Chirp, Gitticus Maximus, Devil Pig ... in fact I'm hardly ever called Wyatt at all
2) I'm not even 1 year old yet, I came to live with my Uncle Tango after he lost his brother when I was only a baby. I missed snuggling with all my brothers, sisters and cousins but Tango was very kind to me and taught me all the best tricks, like biting the bars to get treats - even if he didn't want to snuggle with me
3) After only 6 months Uncle T got very sick, I helped look after him and cleaned his eyes. When he left for the Bridge I got taken to meet lots of new friends. I knew it was MY turn to be the boss pig! For some reason not many of my new friends liked me.... I have no idea why...
4) I'm now "friends" with Ludo. He's a bit old and stupid but I'm sure he still wants to be in charge! So I have to keep him in his place. I'd love to snuggle with him but I don't want him to think I'm letting my guard down so after five minutes I have to throw him out of the tunnel or cosy just to make sure he doesn't get any ideas
5) I love hoomins. So much! I talk to them ALL THE TIME and I play around during floor time with them. I also do lots of things to help them like climb into the laundry bag when they're cleaning my cage.

 

[TheAurora]

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Hi I'm Rambo
1) I'm famous and was in the guinea pig magazine
2) My mummy calls me many names such a Rammy, Bambo, Bambi and Bambino I answer to none as I'm a diva!
3) I like to nip my mummy and daddy and cause havoc as I'm Rambo and I can.
4) I always win arguments and time out never works.
5) If I see food it mines, hay is mine and I don't need to beg as I'm Rambo.
6) As because I'm Rambo I'm allowed another fact. I complain about my mummy's driving especially around corners and speed bumps.

Hysterical ... laugh out loud x

 

[TheAurora]

My name is Jemima LC-Peach

1. I AM A PRINCESS
2. I like head butting mummy in the face, preferably when I have poo breath
3. Did I mention I am princess?
4. I spend most of my day telling my husband, Casran off ... he so stoopid
5. PRINCESS

 

[Cadaverous]

Hi everyone, I'm Rio and here are my facts...
1. I was born on Christmas Eve
2. I was nearly called Jack (Sparrow) because my white stripe makes me look like I have a pirate's eye patch!
3. I was called Rio after Rio de Janerio and the carnivals because my auntie says I wheek like a 'screaming diva', whatever that is...
4. Although I squeal about everything I'm actually very shy and like to snuggle under my slaves' chins when they hold me.
5. I really, really, really like aubergine but I only ever get little bits of it. Humph.



I am Twinkle (aren't I cute?!) and these are my facts...
1. I am Rio's little brother, but now I am 50g bigger than him because I steal all the noms!
2. My slaves thought I was a girl when I was born so they named me Twinkle. They realised I was a boy pretty quick but the name stuck!
3. I'm the only piggie in my family to have red eyes - mummy, daddy, brother and sister all have black eyes. My slaves say that makes me really special
4. I'm the Secret Carrot Eater.
5. I try and steal the noms from Rio's mouth but he always steals them back...



My name is Mistletoe and I'm definitely in charge here...
1. Even though I was the smallest of my litter, by five weeks old I had kicked both my brothers into touch and was 75g bigger than them!
2. My favourite food is romaine and I will bite and kick anyone (except Meg) out of my way.
3. I really like running really fast in circles and popcorning when I'm at full speed. I usually end up popcorning into a hidey but I don't care.
4. When I need a pee I don't mess around shuffling, I find a finger and firmly bite it (I don't hurt my slaves but they need to be told in no uncertain terms who is boss!)
5. Last week I tried to pull rank on Meg, who is older and bigger than me, and is in fact my mummy. She sat on me. I haven't tried this since.



My name is Meg, and I apologise for being sideways but here are my facts!
1. I was rescued by my hoomans from a horrid place where I was in a tiny cage with my sister and brother.
2. The horrid place told my hoomans that the three of us were all girls, but then I started looking pear shaped and my hoomans questioned the horrid place again. That's when they admitted that my brother was a boy
3. I was 13.5 weeks old when I had my Meglets - that's them above - and my mummy and auntie say I was the cleverest little piggie because I littered all on my own and raised the Meglets without any bad stuff happening I'm never having Meglets again...
4. I really like romaine and parsley.
5. I'm the only piggie (yet) that recognises my name and I will chirp if you call me

 

[PumpkinButt]

Hi-

1) I have a crush on a boy named Snicklefritz... I often find myself trying to get to him.
2) I LOVE to crawl up my Mommys neck and hide in her hair. (See above)
3) My favorite kind of snack are apples!
4) I like to push my bed under my Water bottle so I do not have to get up for a some Water..
5) I am very lazy! And even if it is just a few minutes of running around I will plop down for a nap!
P.s... I hate MUSIC! If Mommy plays some or even just the Tv I will start screaming and purring until she turns it off..

 

[LisaAli]

Hi, my name is Ouzo.

Here are some facts about me..

1. I hold the illustrious position of being the only piggy with my pockets picked in the house. This allows me some serious lady time!
2. I have wifepigs Morgan and Tia and I lurve them! On cage change days we all snuggle together while hoomans clean out our cage.
3. I have developed a unique calling call referred to as "the squeaky door" which seems is quite entertaining to listen to.
4. I still have regular contact with my "rescue mum" Joanne at Hutches and use some of my piggy pocket money to sponsor two resident piggies there.
5. Mummy says I have the cutest piggy lips and know how to use them to my advantage!