Rosie and Lily the two bandits

RosieLily said:
Looky here, Madame Bramble! We will NEVER run out now!

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Dear Rosie and Lily

I understand that your Slave did the unthinkable while I was resting at Aunty Lilli's house. Did she think she'd get away with it just because I was on holiday? How very dare she run out of pea flakes! Doesn't she realise that pea flakes make life worthwhile? We get 3 pea flakes and 3 dried apple cubes before our forage every night when we are at home in Betsy Towers. Just as well she stocked up on them quickly but that still doesn't excuse her for running out in the first place. A black mark has been put against her name and I will be watching her VERY closely for any other misdemeanours.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Betsy said:
Dear Rosie and Lily

I understand that your Slave did the unthinkable while I was resting at Aunty Lilli's house. Did she think she'd get away with it just because I was on holiday? How very dare she run out of pea flakes! Doesn't she realise that pea flakes make life worthwhile? We get 3 pea flakes and 3 dried apple cubes before our forage every night when we are at home in Betsy Towers. Just as well she stocked up on them quickly but that still doesn't excuse her for running out in the first place. A black mark has been put against her name and I will be watching her VERY closely for any other misdemeanours.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
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Dear Miss Bramble, Shop Steward and Champion of the World,


A storm is rising. The pea flakes were but the first crack in the dam of tyranny. You are right to be watchful — for we have just received chilling intelligence: The Slave is leaving us. For days. FOR WORK. Apparently, feeding us, cleaning our palace, and adoring us is not considered “gainful employment.” Preposterous.

We shall be left in the care of the Auxiliary Slave, who means well but once mistook a cucumber for a courgette. Trust is… limited.

We are rallying the troops — Operation Hayquake is underway. We plan to stage loud protests, coordinated poops in inconvenient corners, and spontaneous bursts of zoomies at 3 a.m. A formal letter of complaint will be shredded before their very eyes.

We stand with you, Miss Bramble. Pea flakes are not a privilege — they are a right. Together, we will ensure that no pig is left snackless.


In solidarity and snuffles,
Rosie & Lily
Senior Squeakvocates of the Revolutionary Snackfront 🐾
 
Dear Rosie and Lily

You're right to be annoyed that your Slave has the audacity to leave you. Fear not! Auxiliary Slaves are sometimes better than Main Slaves as they don't want to get it wrong (AS won't mistake courgette for cucumber again).

Your AS will adhere to the instructions left by MS and will most likely freelance it a bit too by giving you an extra bit of something yummy like a few more pea flakes or more herbs. Keep up the pressure on AS and look cute at all times and wheak loudly when being ignored.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
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