Rosie and Lily the two bandits

Congratulations …big changes
Lovely home for you and your girls ❤️
The girls are grounding you …if they’re happy then you are …of course 🥰
 
Bit of drama with the girls! They have been very restless for a bit over a week. Not sure what is up or how to help them. They have lots of hideys, cozy beds, the apartment is quiet.. maybe they just need some more time.

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Otherwise all is well! Loving the new job, the new colleagues are wonderful.

Let’s hope the piggies find their chill!
 
Bit of drama with the girls! They have been very restless for a bit over a week. Not sure what is up or how to help them. They have lots of hideys, cozy beds, the apartment is quiet.. maybe they just need some more time.

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Otherwise all is well! Loving the new job, the new colleagues are wonderful.

Let’s hope the piggies find their chill!
They may need more time to feel settled in their new home. It's a big change for them and you.

Pleased your new job is good and your new colleagues are nice.
 
Dear Lily

I hear that you have been prodded and poked by the Nasty Vet Man/Woman. How very dare your owner take you! You knew you were healthy and you tried to wheek that to her but she wouldn't listen would she? She clearly didn't believe you so off you went with your best mate Rosie to visit the Nasty Vet Man/Woman. No wonder you have a face like thunder and you won't talk to her!

I really wouldn't stand for such humiliating treatment. How would she like to be prodded and poked and a thermometer shoved up her bum hmmm?

Next time she threatens you with the Vet you need to:-

  • Run round your cage very fast (Not like zoomies which are fun) and don't let her catch you and put you in the carrier.
  • Wee on your Slave.
  • Do lots of poops of protest
  • Wheek loudly at every single opportunity to let everyone know you're being mistreated and hopefully someone will come and rescue you.
  • Perfect the death nap.
Your helpful friend

Sir Saxon Canute
Shop Steward
 
Dearest Sir Saxon Canute,

The Human has been placed under investigation.

Her crimes include:
  • Kidnapping.
  • Transporting me against my will in what can only be described as a glorified lunch box.
  • Allowing strangers to touch my ticklish tummy.
As punishment, she is currently receiving zero wheeks, zero cuddles, and only occasional looks of absolute betrayal. She says she's sorry, but she should have thought of that before committing these crimes.

Rosie has accepted compensation in snacks. I, however, cannot be bought.

For now.


Yours with great indignation,

Lily
Chief Executive of Holding a Grudge

PS! May I add, you look most handsome!
 
Ah such sweet girls 🥰
I think a day of extra spoiling is required 😊
 
Happy gotcha day lovely ladies. ❤️
Hope you get your special snack. 🥕
 
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