Stripe and Chesney

The lady on the cat forum told me to get between them facing the aggressor like I'm protecting Nettle.

He just walked away and didn't start again!
Ah, that makes sense. Then he gets conditioned to leaving her alone 👍
 
Aw, sorry that your Thanksgiving is sad. You must miss Grandma, she sounds nice. You aren't working that day, I think. Nettle will keep you company 🐱
 
Socks: Ahem, firstly, I'd just like to point out...mmm... Zzz 😴
Truffle: I love Stripe 😢
 
Polo: Write to Bramble Truffle, quick, while her new husboar is still away 😉 Have you got any of that Boar du Pong stuff left? Put a bit on the paper. No, no, don't eat the paper ...🙄
 
Dear Stripe

How very dare your Slave call you a fat hamster! What an insult! We Guinea pigs are noble creatures unlike those tiny scraps of rodentkind hamsters! Just who does you Slave think she is?!?

Show your Slave that you not put up with being insulted!

To do this you must:-
  • Turn your bum on your Slave whenever she approaches you.
  • Play the fun game that is "Catch me if you can" when Slave wants/needs to pick you up.
  • Execute judo kicks when she is trying to give you a cuddle/health check/the dreaded claw clip.
I know you may find some of my advice difficult to follow, but needs must!

Stay strong.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
That's a little yellow pepper he was saving for later.

But he's eating dried veggies and forage in the picture with chamomile, dandelion, rose, nettle, etc.
Ah, not a flower, but for guinea pigs something much nicer ❤️ Stripe's cage must smell nice 🥰
 
Dear Stripe

How very dare your Slave call you a fat hamster! What an insult! We Guinea pigs are noble creatures unlike those tiny scraps of rodentkind hamsters! Just who does you Slave think she is?!?

Show your Slave that you not put up with being insulted!

To do this you must:-
  • Turn your bum on your Slave whenever she approaches you.
  • Play the fun game that is "Catch me if you can" when Slave wants/needs to pick you up.
  • Execute judo kicks when she is trying to give you a cuddle/health check/the dreaded claw clip.
I know you may find some of my advice difficult to follow, but needs must!

Stay strong.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
Socks would like to point out, in defense of hamsters, that we are mmm, zzzz, 😴
Wake up Socks...
*+-#@/+#@/&*
Sorry Socks 😔
Mmmm, zzz zzz 😴
 
Guess what? We have clean cages and mom moved around my furniture again! I love that, it makes me popcorn.

I'm currently lounging on the fleece eating dried veggies.
 
We did have floor time because Barrett is being so good this morning and taking his nap!

Chez had to cut his short because he kept trying to escape.

But I like being stroked now!

Love
Stripe
Aw, who could resist stroking your gorgeous silver fur ❤️
 
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