Survivors Group Therapy

Mini bell peppers? MS, we would like some mini bell peppers please. The mini cucumbers are a great success 🫑🥒🐾👍
Lovely photos 🥰
 
Mom had one of your compatriots, a British mom and daughter of ten, at the bookstore tonight as customers.

The daughter whispered something to the mother and the mother said "she thinks your scarf is really pretty"

😍

Nice friendly people.

Of course she thought of the forum, lol.
 
Friends,

does your slaves have a groupname for you? I think I'm a bit offended right now. Slave called me and Joe Joko. I was okay with that, because Joe moved in before me. But now she called us DJONGO! Djingis first?! Is that really okay? I showed her this pic to remind her I'm not only more handsome, I'm just a bit bigger;

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She asked if I wanted a new name. Kongo Jong North maybe. She also reminded me I have my roots on the human side in Germany, and she thinks my greatgreat grandma would say I sound like some old man in the 1940s and be very sad. So not okay from slave.

Love Kongo - survivor of a unfair slave
 
Kongo, we must write to Miss Bramble about this and the reduction of pellets. MS found very cloudy wee this morning on a plastic sheet, so the pellets are off the menu and fresh veg is being bought asap 😐
1940s - what? You are a very handsome, fine piggy and these nicknames are not allowed by the GPU 😠📮
 
exia said:
Friends,

does your slaves have a groupname for you? I think I'm a bit offended right now. Slave called me and Joe Joko. I was okay with that, because Joe moved in before me. But now she called us DJONGO! Djingis first?! Is that really okay? I showed her this pic to remind her I'm not only more handsome, I'm just a bit bigger;

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She asked if I wanted a new name. Kongo Jong North maybe. She also reminded me I have my roots on the human side in Germany, and she thinks my greatgreat grandma would say I sound like some old man in the 1940s and be very sad. So not okay from slave.

Love Kongo - survivor of a unfair slave
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Your veggies bowl is so delish!
Of course Truffle's wee is fairly clear and he eats all his veggies 🙄
 
Dear Kongo

You have been such a good piggy accepting the little mad ball of fur that is Djingis and for your Slave to treat you with such disrespect is awful.
I'll ask @Ramia to hand over the Cup of Disgrace to your Slave. I hope your Slave is hanging her head in shame.

If I hear of any more misdemeanours by your Slave her name will be on the Wall of Shame too.



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Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
😄 Oh dear, no more nick names unless they are nice ones, lovely Kongo Wongo, sweet piggy pudding and pie 😉
MS is going around muttering about vitamin D so maybe the pellets are not completely off the menu 🤞
 
We're currently munching on hay and cucumbers.

Mom did lap time after meds.

We see our new vet today! Mom's got to clean the back of the car to get our carriers in. Just a check up. The vet keeps guineas. Mom requested her because of it.

Also she's getting a second opinion on window replacement this morning because she thinks the other company is trying to rip her off.
 
I'm currently wondering why I only got 1 basil leaf, and Chez got a sprig with 4 leaves.

Mom said something about calcium and I get 5 pellets and Chez doesn't eat pellets.
 
Dear Stripe

I know you think your Slave is being mean with only giving you 1 basil leave and 5 pellets, but it's for your own good. You really don't want a bladder stone they're very painful and then the Nasty Vet Man gives you a long sleep, removes the bladder stone and you wake up very sore down below. We have a couple of sprigs of Coriander each day as a thank you from our Slave for us letting her do cuddles and combs. Thea doesn't need a comb but she has a cuddle and an eye wash every day.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Dear Miss Bramble

Mom said my pee looks better after a week of reduced pellets.

Today me and Chez are getting a package: science selective urinary cookies. Mom hopes we like them as a treat and they have glucosamine, dandelion and cranberry. If we like them she's going to pack them in our bag for the boarders.

If my pee keeps improving I'll get forage once a week.

Coriander gives me soft stool.
 
Betsy said:
Dear Kongo

You have been such a good piggy accepting the little mad ball of fur that is Djingis and for your Slave to treat you with such disrespect is awful.
I'll ask @Ramia to hand over the Cup of Disgrace to your Slave. I hope your Slave is hanging her head in shame.

If I hear of any more misdemeanours by your Slave her name will be on the Wall of Shame too.



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Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
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Omg finally! She also calls me Kongo Kalsong-o (Kongo underpants). And sometimes Kogge Cogwheel when I think really hard. I know sarcasm!
I'm gonna make slave work really hard to please me. Today I will demand sweet melon and fresh grass.

Thank you Bramble! I know you're a bit sensitive with kisses, so I give you a very gentle high five and one of my best pellets.

Ramia said:
Mom sings dumb songs to us.

She's singing "Djingis is a monkey, he fights crime in his underwear" after reading the thread. So dumb!

Mom calls us the Cookie Boys
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Slave already has the cup on her head and I dont have integrity either way, but she doesn't want to wake up the dramaqueen in Bramble again... But it looks like I have underpants! Slave my bumm looks very small... She doesn't get where my 1300g is?!

This is a bumm (and a tired hero)
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fluffysal said:
@exia
Kongis, Kongo Khan ?
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Kongo Kahn is actually a favorite at home. Slave even wants so change the name on my insurance to Kongo Kahn (now I'm Krickelins Lasse Kongo. Slaves doesn't use our last names very much, but something just said bang in slaves heads. Our names became very creative. My name is very... Wild. Djingis is still "Alfons").
 
exia said:
Kongo Kahn is actually a favorite at home. Slave even wants so change the name on my insurance to Kongo Kahn (now I'm Krickelins Lasse Kongo. Slaves doesn't use our last names very much, but something just said bang in slaves heads. Our names became very creative. My name is very... Wild. Djingis is still "Alfons").
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He's too cute to be Alfons ❤️ I'm glad you avoided Krickelins. The slaves are being hyper at the moment, not sure what has got into them 😄
 
Ramia said:
Cages cleaned, I popcorned all around waiting for my turn. But there really is something to popcorn about. I'm 4 grams away from my healthiest weight! I'm 1096 and I was 1100 last June before I got CBS.
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Well done Stripe, you are looking superb ❤️ These healthy cookies sound like a good idea 🍪
 
Truffolo said:
He's too cute to be Alfons ❤️ I'm glad you avoided Krickelins. The slaves are being hyper at the moment, not sure what has got into them 😄
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Slaves had a blast while doing boring, important stuff like insurances 😅 poor piggies!
Joe Exotic
Belsebob Diego
Chip Tamale
The Pikachu
Krickelins Lasse Kongo


We took over the existing insurance with Djingis, and he will still be "Alfons" in the papers. But he is a little Djingis Tornado Kahn ♥️
 
exia said:
Slaves had a blast while doing boring, important stuff like insurances 😅 poor piggies!
Joe Exotic
Belsebob Diego
Chip Tamale
The Pikachu
Krickelins Lasse Kongo


We took over the existing insurance with Djingis, and he will still be "Alfons" in the papers. But he is a little Djingis Tornado Kahn ♥️
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If Mini-wiener ever complains about his name, I will remind him about this and say he should be very happy his mother had the veto about his name. If we ever get him siblings I guess they will have like nine names...
 
Truffolo said:
Well done Stripe, you are looking superb ❤️ These healthy cookies sound like a good idea 🍪
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It seems like reducing pellets has helped him gain then I read they eat more hay if you reduce pellets.

Still having calcium pee but it seems less concentrated if that makes sense.

Forage tomorrow.
 
exia said:
Slaves had a blast while doing boring, important stuff like insurances 😅 poor piggies!
Joe Exotic
Belsebob Diego
Chip Tamale
The Pikachu
Krickelins Lasse Kongo


We took over the existing insurance with Djingis, and he will still be "Alfons" in the papers. But he is a little Djingis Tornado Kahn ♥️
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Yes, accountants are not very brave, Alfonso is easier to open an account for 😉
 
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