Survivors Group Therapy

exia said:
Surviving being a Slave therapy;

you know when you have a ill/wounded pig at home that needs you, and you have to leave the house for a couple of hours and that anxiety you build up on the inside with every step on your way home? How is he, is he alive? Have I killed him? You unlock the door with your heart beating so hard and are so near panic and the pig is just lying there on the side....
Well, Kongo just took one of his death naps. And almost scared me to death. He woke up when I stomped and called on him again. He took his little bumm to the divider, and ate 15ml. He then munched on some hay. He poos that was very mushy yesterday looks so good today. Right now the little king are lying down very comfy in his pampers-box while handfeed him red pepper.

Second best part was that I squeezed my nose between the grids and Djingis came up and smelled my nose thoroughly. He's very cute in close up too!
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exia said:
I think I should have metacam even after my toothies are back to normal! It should be in my everyday diet. I think that if Miss Bramble start a petition to the president of the piggyworld and we put our pawprints on it, we would win the fight! I think the president would have respect for Miss Brambletude and just do what she says. Djingis can back her up vocally. Me? Well, I might be very big but I'm so soft and so easy to manipulate. Give me some parsley and you have me at Hello...
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Yes, concede to our pet - ition or think of the consequences - piggies' Metacam market 😄 unregulated and wild
 
Truffolo said:
Yes, concede to our pet - ition or think of the consequences - piggies' Metacam market 😄 unregulated and wild
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None of my boys are discreet enough to do selling-business. Kongo is too big to hide in a corner, Djingis is too loud. Who's the best dealer? Stripe? Truffle? Master Boris will scare the girls away, and Miss Bramble... Well, she would only tell everyone that her mum Misty told her not to ever take more then 0,6ml/time. Not very good for business.

Kongo almost got away with breaking out today. Was in the kitchen eating dinner when Djingis just exploded. Had to go see if there was a fire or something. Kongo was running around in the hallway, did some happy seizures into mini-wieners room and continued into master bedroom. Stomped on my feets on his way out to the living room, teased Djingis for a bit, went home. He said it was my own fault - I did left his door open.
Thank you Djingis. Before you, Kongo was such a good boy. He did break out when his magic carpet was on the floor (=floortime!), but he could have his door open and never go out.
 
Master Boris is a nice young piggy from a good home. Sir George would bring his brother off the streets. Truffle has never used met, I don't think he's interested. It's a problem.
 
I think Stripe's mom will have something to say about it, a bit stronger than here's your cookie dammit or whatever, innit?
 
Truffolo said:
I think Stripe's mom will have something to say about it, a bit stronger than here's your cookie dammit or whatever, innit?
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What topics do we need to browse to find the perfect candidate with a morally grey slave? 🤔
 
Haha, I've heard things about Polo, but Polo seems a nice fellow, quiet like. I don't think he's the type to jump a vet while he's locking up his surgery. His MS would know if anyone cos she's the one to get him out innit? But she's not going to turn grass on her own pig innit?
 
Sir George would be the perfect met dealer as no one would suspect him. Master Boris would have nothing left to sell as he wouldn't be able to resist taking it himself!
 
fluffysal said:
Sir George would be the perfect met dealer as no one would suspect him. Master Boris would have nothing left to sell as he wouldn't be able to resist taking it himself!
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Kongo knew he could trust sir G! Is that a carrot behind his back? Oh helloooo Sir you're Kongos new bestie!
 
Guys you'd never know I had CBS. Yes, you envy me because I get metacam for life every day. But for me it's medicinal. But I still enjoy it, I won't let go of the syringe.

Chez sleeps way more than I do. I stay up till 11am and he goes down at 9.

We have new toys coming for cage cleaning tomorrow from Chewy. She puts our old toys away for another time.

Let's hope me and Chez can go a year without health problems!
 
Oh Stripe, we're sorry we joke about Metacam (😎) You are our friend and the best piggy friend pigs could have. We want you and Chez to stay healthy and keep e-wheeking here. CBS is an awful illness and must cause your slave a lot of worry. Luckily she is a good slave and looks after you well. Wishing you the best health and happiness there is ❤️🙏
 
Truffolo said:
How do you say cool and thank you in Swedish 👍🐾
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If you want the modern lingo is just "cool". If you want the cool mom in the 80's-lingo its "fräckt!" or "läckert!" 😂 Thank you är "tack så mycket".

Stripe, Kongo will watch your metacam closely. He's not so jealous about the CBS, but that metacam.... He's happy you're off antibiotics.

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Metacam soldier. Protect!
 
They say "cool" in French, too, with an accent. But you can also say "génial" or "chouette"
 
The boys get a cookie if I open one of their cages.

When Stripe moves his pee pad, I open the cage to fix it. And he gets a cookie.

Now he moves his pee pad while wheeking and then comes over expecting a cookie.

Well the pee pad can wait. You're not getting a cookie.
 
Ramia said:
They say "cool" in French, too, with an accent. But you can also say "génial" or "chouette"
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Génial is nice, I would use it 👍 Chouette is nice too👍, but when Kongo has that with him, I might stick to tack så mycket Mynheer Kongo 😄
 
Hello survivors,

I have an important message again. Slave doesn't need to handfeet me my veggies, I can now grip them on my own! But now I have to survive that slave wont handfeed me as much. Slave has been a bit suspicious about my ability to grip, because she says she KNOWS that she left some cucumber or pepper in my cage and its just gone but I poke her hands with my nose and tells her I cant pick them up properly. She says she knows it wasnt Djingis or Male-slave. I just look cute.

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"Waiter! Theres some hair in my food! Oh, thats me?"
 
Well done Kongo, glad to hear the toothies are getting better quickly and you are working your charms better than ever 🥗
 
Last night mom came home crying because Iran was attacked. She has never been but loves the people, poetry, and cinema. She's learning their language. She's hoping it doesn't turn into a full scale war.

We just had breakfast and we get our cages cleaned in a couple hours.

Mom ordered a snack box and some candy.

We have health checks today.
 
It's hot today, 26C indoors with the fan on. I threw my bedding out my hide. I like pellets and pellets poops. Truffle likes spinach 🥬 We've got cool pods in our cages ⛱️
 
Truffolo said:
Well done Kongo, glad to hear the toothies are getting better quickly and you are working your charms better than ever 🥗
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Today I managed to take a piece of bell pepper in my mouth and run away with out! I dropped it on my way and was so confused when I reached my destination, but to be honest that happens to me when I have all my toothies too. I think I look very handsome and cool with my veggie-sword!

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This little fellow has his own eco-system going on right now. He's cage is like a messy playground. He moves everything around. And, he just let him self go totally with his manipedis and overall hygiene. He's a total slob right now! Slave has some work to do this weekend. Thing is slave does not love to have health checks and manipedi with Djingis because he screams so much when he does not want to do it. With Kongos toothie-drama, work, a kid in the house and human needs like sleep slave has had let Djingis go wild this week. He's so happy and looks like... well, tuesdays carrot is still around his mouth. Slave really deserves that bucket of shame.
 
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