Oh no
The Iranians who work with us are lovely. The war is sad and horrible. Iranian art is wonderful, it is a tragedy that her people have to suffer so much. I hope the health checks go OK and mom feels better. Praying for an improvement in the situation 
He is a cute little hippy
I hope your pepper was still tasty after being lost and hopefully found 
I'm so sorry
its a really terrible situation and its so scary. Please give yourself and your mum a real big hug.
Tuesday's carrot always makes guinea mouthies adorable! Those lovely orange lips! So no bucket of shame.
I'm sorry a country your mom loves is being attacked. Please give her a hug from me, an ex-guinea slave.
That's how it started with Truffle and me. We couldn't be bothered to run away and then we decided we rather liked being stroked
Kongo really thinks a Guinea pig should be president of the world united (POWU). In Sweden pets are not aloud in a bomb shelter, and thats just bananas. He wouldnt mind sharing the space with a dog or donkey because everyone is a potential source to food! That donkey might have some grass behind his ears, what does Kongo know? Everyone should be welcome, hairy or four feets or two legs.
Slave told maleslave its best to do it as God made us - nude. Sometimes he does not get she's joking. We'll see where this will end...You are well splattered. Perhaps you will come back clean and maleslave will be splattered and need emergency laundry on stand byI hope there is no bloodbath
When the ambulance arrives...Slave told maleslave its best to do it as God made us - nude. Sometimes he does not get she's joking. We'll see where this will end...
That scene
You're lucky, Polo. Its disgusting to get wet!Well doneMS isn't brave enough to try more than a bum bath with Polo
Hide behind Miss Bramble, Misty! Let her use that famous Brambletude
That was not very polite. Apparently the Q Tip could stand up by itself after use. I think that is probably an exaggeration, but anyway 
Bath time and personal care survivors, I would like to play a special song just for you...
That won't work. Miss Bramble need her annual "Beach Bod" furdo too! Though not the bum bath as she cleans her derriere better than her Mum Misty does.
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You can help a brother out here. Kongo has had his eyes on a perfect dollbed for a while but slave just hates to put IKEAstuff together. Matter of fact she has a very well glued Billy at home! Everything works with magic glue and duck tape.MS grabbed me before cage cleaning, while it was still cool. She said my bottom could be used by IKEA to keep it's furniture stuck together
NoooooAt 1:30 in the morning mom heard a little "brr" sound and leapt up because she thought Stripe had escaped.
But then something was flying! She thought bird! So she went to the kitchen and grabbed a huge plastic bag to try and catch it.
No luck, it was too fast.
Then it landed on the high kitchen cupboard and it was a bat
She didn't know what to do so she said a little prayer then got the idea to whack it with a broom.
After several attempts she was able to stun it, sweep it into the bag, and set the bag outside.
Wow, she hopes it was a fluke and this is not going to happen again.
Bats are gentle creatures 
all you need is a net. They are beautiful and won't do any harm. Think of them as guinea pigs with wings . If you open the doors and windows and turn off the lights, batman / batgirl will fly away
Yes, Stripe and Chez are happy with their homes 
