Wingus-dingus
Adult Guinea Pig
The Case For Crudités
By Professor Wingus G Pig and presented by his Assistant Stewie L Cavy (L = Little)
My many followers among you will know that my Assistant and I have been subjected to many traumas by our Slave, the most heinous of which is her insistence on feeding us with huge great big leaves, & branches of stuff in size tree proportions (she calls them best Greens) without cutting it into neat Crudités and serving it on best China.
Well I here present the case for Crudités:
Over a 2 hr period Stewie and I produced 52 poo whilst in the pink run monstrosity.
That’s 13 poos per hour per pig.
Over a 24 hr period that relates to 312 poos per pig
Over a year that’s 113,958 poos per pig
Over a 4 year average life of a pig that’s 455,832 poos per pig.
This means by the tie we are 4 Stewie and I will have produced 911,664 poos.
Based on a 10% poo reduction by the removal of excess fibre and rubbery bits for food our Slave could make a poo saving of 91,166.4 poos estimated to be half a bin bag full
QED the case for Crudités is proven
We want Crudités
By Professor Wingus G Pig and presented by his Assistant Stewie L Cavy (L = Little)
My many followers among you will know that my Assistant and I have been subjected to many traumas by our Slave, the most heinous of which is her insistence on feeding us with huge great big leaves, & branches of stuff in size tree proportions (she calls them best Greens) without cutting it into neat Crudités and serving it on best China.
Well I here present the case for Crudités:
Over a 2 hr period Stewie and I produced 52 poo whilst in the pink run monstrosity.
That’s 13 poos per hour per pig.
Over a 24 hr period that relates to 312 poos per pig
Over a year that’s 113,958 poos per pig
Over a 4 year average life of a pig that’s 455,832 poos per pig.
This means by the tie we are 4 Stewie and I will have produced 911,664 poos.
Based on a 10% poo reduction by the removal of excess fibre and rubbery bits for food our Slave could make a poo saving of 91,166.4 poos estimated to be half a bin bag full
QED the case for Crudités is proven
We want Crudités