The Dignified Club

Dear dignified Sir George,
I would like to join this club. I'm very dignified and I'm forced to live with Kylie :yikes: whose main aim in life is bum nipping, Bonny who runs around frantically before and during most feeding times and Pino who is a founding member of the diabolic piggies group.
As you can guess, I'm in need of more dignified company.
Wheeks Vicky

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Truffle: perhaps I'm not really into clubs 🥺
MS: I have some fresh coriander for you Truffle ❤️
 
Hello Dignified Sir George,

I’m very happy you’re making a club for us dignified piggies. I would like to apply to join if I may - I am an angel for my nail trims and my meds and I only complain a little bit when I need bum baths. My slave says I am the gentlest piggie they’ve ever known

I did have one minor episode of bar biting but that was under the influence of my cheeky companions so I don’t think it should count

I am a very tired uncle boar to a menace baby piggie so I would like somewhere calm to chill out

Wheeks and rumbles,
Tofu


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