The life of Dot and Bernie

[DMS260820]

Yuk! Just found a spider stuck to Bernies lip. Poor lad was wondering what was going on. Freaked me out

 

[Sophie B]

 

[Betsy]

Yuk! Just found a spider stuck to Bernies lip. Poor lad was wondering what was going on. Freaked me out

What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[DMS260820]

What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

It came out of picked grass, poor Bernie was trying to shake it off, it was a little fat spider. I picked it off thinking it was grass

 

[Betsy]

I would have completely FREAKED OUT.

 

[DMS260820]

A wasp or something flew down my shirt at work yesterday, stung me twice and buggered off. It HURT! was like i rolled in sticking netals

 

[rhymer]

Poor Bernie and poor you, oh the perils of summer!

 

[DMS260820]

Poor Bernie and poor you, oh the perils of summer!

Its because i have to wear an orange hi vis vest. I looked like a huge flower

 

[DMS260820]

Its because i have to wear an orange hi vis vest. I looked like a huge flower

The worst part was. I was swearing like crazy and stripped off my top half completely in front of what looked like one of the scania bosses

 

[rhymer]

The worst part was. I was swearing like crazy and stripped off my top half completely in front of what looked like one of the scania bosses

 

[DMS260820]

Just had a nice haircut and had a nice chat about kidney infections at the same time. As you do

 

[PigglePuggle]

Yuk! Just found a spider stuck to Bernies lip. Poor lad was wondering what was going on. Freaked me out

I had a weird dream the other night that Ollie pig was about to get bitten by Ted the giant bathroom spider, then Ollie ate the spider and his silver fur bits were flashing all like lightening and he climbed the bathroom wall like spiderpig I had to get up and check that Ollie was ok and not on the bathroom ceiling! My beta-blocker heart pills give me some interesting dreams sometimes

 

[DMS260820]

I had a weird dream the other night that Ollie pig was about to get bitten by Ted the giant bathroom spider, then Ollie ate the spider and his silver fur bits were flashing all like lightening and he climbed the bathroom wall like spiderpig I had to get up and check that Ollie was ok and not on the bathroom ceiling! My beta-blocker heart pills give me some interesting dreams sometimes

Thats hilarious. I hate that when you have to wait a moment to see if its real.

 

[DMS260820]

Is it bad that i have had my haircut and cant b bothered to wash my hair. So I'm going to hoover it

 

[PigglePuggle]

Is it bad that i have had my haircut and cant b bothered to wash my hair. So I'm going to hoover it

Think that's a man thing?

 

[Betsy]

Mark (eldest son) had his haircut today and came home and wanted a shower. I made him wait until after the house viewing this afternoon. Does that make me a cruel Mum? I think he forgave me when we went over to my neighbours while the people looked over my house and my neighbour plyed him with 3 cans of lager!

 

[DMS260820]

Mark (eldest son) had his haircut today and came home and wanted a shower. I made him wait until after the house viewing this afternoon. Does that make me a cruel Mum? I think he forgave me when we went over to my neighbours while the people looked over my house and my neighbour plyed him with 3 cans of lager!

Na not atall, dont want hair in the shower when people are looking

 

[Betsy]

Na not atall, dont want hair in the shower when people are looking

That's what I told him.

 

[DMS260820]

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[Abirose]

So cool! ready for the sunshine.