The Wheaky Beans herd

I’ve just discovered my new job of cleaning out Aperol’s anal sack and let’s just say the smell almost made me boak! 🤢

Meanwhile, he’s completely unperturbed and tucking into his greens grown and freshly picked from the garden.
 
I’ve just discovered my new job of cleaning out Aperol’s anal sack and let’s just say the smell almost made me boak! 🤢

Meanwhile, he’s completely unperturbed and tucking into his greens grown and freshly picked from the garden.
I do not miss doing that kind of cleaning. 🤢

Boars are great! ❤️
 
An Average Wheaky Beans Sunday

Pop piggies in tent for play date
Distract with pepper and lettuce
Munch, munch, munch
Brrr brrr
Start humping each other
Distract with fresh dandelions
Munch, munch, munch
Brrr brrr
Start humping each other
Show signs of hostility
Chatter chatter
Quickly whisk them into separate clean cages
They are now content, napping after all that excitement.
Pea brains!
 
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