Cavy Kung-Fu
Adult Guinea Pig
They are gorgeous.
There's something about snails I really like, as long as they aren't in my garden eating the plants! I used to have a pond, when I cleaned the overgrown plants out in the spring I used to put any bits with snail eggs on back in the pond to hatch, I couldn't throw any away.
I don't think you're odd at all. I'd love some giant snails but I fear that would be a step to far for my partner, I was only supposed to have 2 guineas!