Things you can say to guinea pigs and also to hoomans

[PiggyintheMiddle]

Inspired by https://www.theguineapigforum.co.uk...ggies-but-would-never-say-to-a-person.209647/

"Dinner time!"

 

[Roselina]

I could sit and watch you eat for hours
I love the noises as you chomp through those veggies ahhhhhh

 

[weepweeps]

You’re not hungry, I’ve just fed you!

I’ve said this many, many, many times when my kids were young.

 

[Merab]

I’ve just changed the bedding

 

[Truffolo]

You've eaten all the veggies / you haven't eaten your veggies

 

[Ramia]

I could sit and watch you eat for hours
I love the noises as you chomp through those veggies ahhhhhh

Actually I like hearing animals chew, but get really annoyed when humans chew loudly lol!

 

[exia]

"your butt looks delicious and you have very short pretty legs"
I say that to random people every day. I dont understand why people acts so offended around me?

 

[Ramia]

I'm currently singing this to the boys

You're a monkey in disguise who farts in his underwear

 

[Ramia]

Oops wrong thread! I wouldn't say this to a human

 

[Betsy]

How can you still be hungry? I have 3 sons and in their teenage years, they were forever hungry! (especially Son No 2)

 

[HollysKingdom]

I'm currently singing this to the boys

You're a monkey in disguise who farts in his underwear

Oops wrong thread! I wouldn't say this to a human

Not even in Happy Birthday to you, you belong in the zoo, you look like a monkey and you smell like one too ?

 

[Truffolo]

Oops wrong thread! I wouldn't say this to a human

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

I’ve just changed the bedding

For this one, the tone would be rather different - to your piggies, in a tone of exasperation because you've only just changed all their bedding and they've already pooped over it and spread hay everywhere. To your kids, in a tone of information passing. To your other half, it might be a tone of pride in your achievement perhaps and expectation ...

 

[RosieLily]

Called my neighbour (a 55 year old man) a “fussy princess” some weekends ago.. Now it can definitely be done! But he wasn’t happy about it

 

[Ramia]

Boys, I'm going to have to leave for thirty minutes, because you're not respecting me.

Like they understand, but they know not to beg for cookies!

 

[exia]

"aw, you're too fat to eat your poo's?"
Okay, take that "aw" away. I dont know why I'm not invited to parties and stuff?