Ramia
Forum Donator 2025/26
Boys, it's nap time
(I say as Stripe doesn't want to be in the playpen or his cage and Chez just wants cookies)
(I say as Stripe doesn't want to be in the playpen or his cage and Chez just wants cookies)
Things you can say to guinea pigs and also to hoomans
- Thread starter PiggyintheMiddle
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Ramia
Forum Donator 2025/26
Thank you for being patient.
Of course this was not to the pigs. It was the cat.
Of course this was not to the pigs. It was the cat.
Ramia
Forum Donator 2025/26
To the cat:
You did a stinky poo. You did a stinky poo and it's morning. And it's making me gag *gags*
You did a stinky poo. You did a stinky poo and it's morning. And it's making me gag *gags*
Ramia
Forum Donator 2025/26
No. No! Gosh.
Ramia
Forum Donator 2025/26
Boys I'm leaving. You can't be trusted with anything. You can't be trusted with anything.
Ramia
Forum Donator 2025/26
Guys, I wanna chill with you but you're bad.
*Bar biting continues*
I'm done.
*Bar biting continues*
I'm done.
HollysKingdom
Forum Donator 2025/26
You have humans who bite bars?!
Mrs Tiggy Winkle
Senior Guinea Pig
Fruit bars. Chocolate bars.
AidaB
Forum Donator 2026/27
“No, no, just no, I said no, more no, really no!”
All said very calmly, mostly aimed at Herman the chancer, every time I move around.
All said very calmly, mostly aimed at Herman the chancer, every time I move around.
AidaB
Forum Donator 2026/27
Said to piggies…..
“No, I am cooking my tea first, then it’s your turn.”
Said to other human…. While making something I haven’t made for a while……
“ Sorry just going to wing it, if I go too get the recipe book I will get shouted at!”
(Recipe books are on a shelf by the pellets.)
“No, I am cooking my tea first, then it’s your turn.”
Said to other human…. While making something I haven’t made for a while……
“ Sorry just going to wing it, if I go too get the recipe book I will get shouted at!”
(Recipe books are on a shelf by the pellets.)
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
"I dont know where to start and whats back and forth on you, mister. Very much hair! Oh sorry, that was your nose and not your bumm"
To any peruvian and to any modern man in strange clothes, long hair and long beard.
To any peruvian and to any modern man in strange clothes, long hair and long beard.
Roselina
Forum Donator 2026/27
“Can you stop pooping for a minute “
I was cleaning Geoff’s impaction and the poops kept coming and coming and coming
I was cleaning Geoff’s impaction and the poops kept coming and coming and coming
AidaB
Forum Donator 2026/27
“Are you boys hangry?”
Ramia
Forum Donator 2025/26
Don't knock that down
(She did)
(She did)
Ramia
Forum Donator 2025/26
You're bossy!
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
"I'm gonna feed you, Harry. Stop lick on my foot now, I'm trying my best to clean your inferno of poos away!"
Betsy
Paw Holder
Well thanks for that poop of protest!
Sweet Potato
Adult Guinea Pig
Look there is poop on the floor somebody better own up to it because I know it wasn't me.
AidaB
Forum Donator 2026/27
Farty pants. 
, I did not expect you to do that, do you feel better now?!
, I did not expect you to do that, do you feel better now?!
Betsy
Paw Holder
Saxon can fart like a good'un!Farty pants.
Betsy
Paw Holder
UH OH I'm in BIG TROUBLE! 
Whaddya mean I fart like a good'un Hooman Hm? I DO NOT fart I delicately pass wind thank you very much! I will decide what to do with/to you overnight and you WILL be finding out tomorrow.
Your long suffering guinea pig
Saxon
Whaddya mean I fart like a good'un Hooman Hm? I DO NOT fart I delicately pass wind thank you very much! I will decide what to do with/to you overnight and you WILL be finding out tomorrow.
Your long suffering guinea pig
Saxon
AidaB
Forum Donator 2026/27
“Didn’t your mother teach you any manners?”
I seem to say this a lot at the moment, especially to Herman.
I seem to say this a lot at the moment, especially to Herman.
Mrs Tiggy Winkle
Senior Guinea Pig
"Just LOOK AT the mess you are making!" I do recall saying this to Piggy (yes, his real name was Piggy, chosen by me), the first guinea I had as an adult.