You Know You Are Completely Owned By Your Piggies When...

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I FORGOT ONE!

When you go in your local pet store and sit in front of the pens on your hands and knees telling the pigs how cute they are until the store workers decide they should probably let you cuddle one so you will leave. Yup. Thats me.
 
OOooh that's a touchy subject! I can see why you'd do it though!
 
Holly_Bramble said:
1. You get there breakfast before you get your own.
2. You turn over TV shows you really wanted to watch because they chatter there teeth.
3. Your constantly being asked by people if you have a dog because there's hair all over you.
4. If people come to your house and comment even slightly on your Pig parenting you kick them out.
5. If someone ever said its me or the Pig you'd say bye to them straight away.
6. Half your living room isn't yours anymore.
7. You can't buy anymore clothes because your wardrobe is full of Hay and Pig Pellets.
8. If its a choice of you having dinner tonight or them you know your having a Pot Noodle.
9. You find ridiculous ways of bringing them up in conversation.
10. You get Guinea Pig accessories and treats of everyone for Christmas.
11. You then throw away all these treats because there not nutritiously good enough for your furry babies.
12. One squeak at 4am and your awake and having floor time in a flash.
13. Sunday mornings are allowing your Pig in bed days.
14. Did I say sunday morning? I mean't every morning.
15. There your background on your phone. Not your boyfriend.
16. You have 1,037 photos of them to date which all look exactly the same to everyone else.
17. You actually have full conversation with them.
18. As soon as you type a G into google it automatically knows your about to type Guinea Pigs.
19. The sound of a water bottle rattle doesn't even register with you but drives everyone else in your house mental.
20. Your genuinely saving up to have a Guinea Pig tattooed on your body.

I don't have a problem though. Honest.
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Yep....1, 9, 11 and 18 :tu:
 
When you have more piggy veg in your fridge at the end of the week than your own food! Or you have to take it all out to get your weekly shop in :)
 
You know you are owned by your piggies when you pick through a prepackaged bowl of salad to take out the beetroot and give it to you piggies, as they haven't tried it yet. I am left with the boring bits and I love beetroot. Am I mad or what. Sorry I pressed the wrong button and can't get rid of these:jel:
 
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