Boars in Stockholm (Kongos diary)

Betsy said:
Misty has no recollection of saying this and doesn't like you ruining her reputation and besmirching her good name! She asked me to remind you that she is the only guinea pig not afraid to put Miss Bramble in her place so is, in fact, more fearsome than Miss Bramble.
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Misty, I dont want to sound like a total ASBO but... I'm pretty magnifique. You should want to rumble and eat peaflakes with me as a friend! Or do you know a bigger boy?

This was me after slave put me on a no pellets-diet. It was vacation guys! She said 1770g does indicate you're chubby. What?!
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exia said:
Misty, I dont want to sound like a total ASBO but... I'm pretty magnifique. You should want to rumble and eat peaflakes with me as a friend! Or do you know a bigger boy?

This was me after slave put me on a no pellets-diet. It was vacation guys! She said 1770g does indicate you're chubby. What?!
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Kongo slave is starving you 😯
 
Betsy said:
Hello Kongo

I do love a chunky boar but I'm in love with my Husboar Saxon. He has such a sexy rumble and his eyes are just so beautiful like rubies.

Wheeks

Misty
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Wait.

...thinking very hard....

Is it ok to have two wives?
Does Bramble really share her belongings?

...thinking again...

Now I think you're very beautiful, but I'm almost married to Kylie. I dont know if she wants to share me? I was thinking we could be friends!

Love from Kongo
 
exia said:
Wait.

...thinking very hard....

Is it ok to have two wives?
Does Bramble really share her belongings?
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Dear Kongo

Remember, I'm the only guinea pig brave enough to tell Miss Bramble off - she is my daughter after all. Of course she shares Saxon with me. In the guinea pig world its OK to be polygamous. Saxon is one sexy dude!

Wheeks

Misty
 
Truffolo said:
Would Saxon share his pea flakes with you? I bet Freddie would (well, maybe 🤔)
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Yes Saxon shares his pea flakes with me and Bramble (he loves us so much) and he even shares his apple chunks with us too. He does draw the line at Coriander though! His Coriander is his and his only!
 
exia said:
Misty, I dont want to sound like a total ASBO but... I'm pretty magnifique. You should want to rumble and eat peaflakes with me as a friend! Or do you know a bigger boy?

This was me after slave put me on a no pellets-diet. It was vacation guys! She said 1770g does indicate you're chubby. What?!
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Can't your Slave read?!? That's 1695g not 1700g! You're MUCH lighter than she said.
 
Hello best friends Kongo and Princess Kylie - it’s Geoff here …ONF mini hippo Freddy is asleep ! I can tell you he wouldn’t share his pea flakes …he steals coriander out of my mouth ! Rude or what …. despite being a skinny pig he weighs more than me …see what I mean he he
Wheeks from gentle Geoff

Oi Freddy here ….mmm I don’t think I could share my pea flakes ….our slave is mean and only gives us 2 every week …if she remembers ! I feel she starves me and that’s why I have to borrow Geoff’s food ….he doesn’t mind and hes sooo slow I think the food will go bad if he doesn’t eat it quickly ….just saying
Love and wheeks to the best friends ever and the forum guinea pigs
Freddy
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Dear Kongo,
I don't mind about other friends but only if they are platonic friends like ONF, lovely mini hippo Freddy.
Wheeks and kisses Kylie
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Maybe we also could have a Hairy Lady Friend? HLF. Totally platonic, I dont want to fight with Bramble. I know it doesnt matter how fiesty girl she is, I could just sit on her, but she does have some very good points and I will respect her mama.

Kisses from your Kongo the Maayn
 
exia said:
Maybe we also could have a Hairy Lady Friend? HLF. Totally platonic, I dont want to fight with Bramble. I know it doesnt matter how fiesty girl she is, I could just sit on her, but she does have some very good points and I will respect her mama.

Kisses from your Kongo the Maayn
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Dear Kongo,
I don't mind having a HLF.
But I'm not sure if sitting on Bramble would be a good idea. :cool:
Since my vet appointment yesterday, I've got a hairless belly. So at the moment, I'm your half-furry love. HFL
Kisses from Kylie
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Dear Kongo,
I don't mind having a HLF.
But I'm not sure if sitting on Bramble would be a good idea. :cool:
Since my vet appointment yesterday, I've got a hairless belly. So at the moment, I'm your half-furry love. HFL
Kisses from Kylie
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You still have the cutest belly, fur or no fur, but no one would dare try to tickle you ❤️
 
Dear Princess Kylie it’s ONF mini hippo Freddy … is it cold with a hairless tum ? I’m used to it and never feel cold …
You could try ‘all out’ and have all your fur taken away ….just like meeeee
You’d be ONP ( our naked princess) Kylie 🥰
I bet you’re just as lovely with a fur free tum anyhow ….just like meeeeee
Love and wheeks
Freddy
 
Roselina said:
Hello best friends Kongo and Princess Kylie - it’s Geoff here …ONF mini hippo Freddy is asleep ! I can tell you he wouldn’t share his pea flakes …he steals coriander out of my mouth ! Rude or what …. despite being a skinny pig he weighs more than me …see what I mean he he
Wheeks from gentle Geoff

Oi Freddy here ….mmm I don’t think I could share my pea flakes ….our slave is mean and only gives us 2 every week …if she remembers ! I feel she starves me and that’s why I have to borrow Geoff’s food ….he doesn’t mind and hes sooo slow I think the food will go bad if he doesn’t eat it quickly ….just saying
Love and wheeks to the best friends ever and the forum guinea pigs
Freddy
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You or Kylie can have my coriander, my ONF. But dont you every touch my flakies!
Geoff: I heard that when they say skinny, they dont mean "skinny" like Kate Moss you know. They mean skin. Slave says you are fat UNDER your skin!
 
Princess,
did vet look at ONF and take him as a rolemodel for your new hair? Hm. Maybe you should try another vet? But I'm ok with naked bellys, my HFL! Worse if vet took your belly. That would be so not okay!

Love Kongo - hairy tummy
 
Roselina said:
Dear Princess Kylie it’s ONF mini hippo Freddy … is it cold with a hairless tum ? I’m used to it and never feel cold …
You could try ‘all out’ and have all your fur taken away ….just like meeeee
You’d be ONP ( our naked princess) Kylie 🥰
I bet you’re just as lovely with a fur free tum anyhow ….just like meeeeee
Love and wheeks
Freddy
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Dear Freddy,
a naked tum feels a bit strange. I'm sure that you're used to it and you are very cute. But I don't see myself as ONP. I prefer to be YFP (your furry princess).
And of course Kongo's YFP.
Wheeks Kylie
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Dear Freddy,
a naked tum feels a bit strange. I'm sure that you're used to it and you are very cute. But I don't see myself as ONP. I prefer to be YFP (your furry princess).
And of course Kongo's YFP.
Wheeks Kylie
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WOAH, but I think ONF had a really good idea about you being ONP! Hold your horses girl! Lets imagine it for awhile: no furr that you need to wash and comb. Thats great! Right?
*puppyeyes*

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exia said:
WOAH, but I think ONF had a really good idea about you being ONP! Hold your horses girl! Lets imagine it for awhile: no furr that you need to wash and comb. Thats great! Right?
*puppyeyes*

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Well how would you like to loose all your lovely furr, my strong prince?
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