Boars in Stockholm (Kongos diary)

Wow. I’m reassured you will both be taken care of in any event.

Pebble and Patrick need to have a think what rations they will need in their emergency backpacks. 😊

I don’t think they will want wet wipes or red bull!

Just stuff it with hay and pea flakes and they will be happy boys. Okay maybe some veggies too if we have time before we take cover.
 
Truffolo said:
It is worrying. All the caffeine deprived people super aggro ☕ too 🙁 RB is a sensible precaution.
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World really is a scary chaos right now. Sometimes I just have to sit down, take a deep breath and ask myself if this really is what people want? Crazy men with too big pants?
weepweeps said:
Wow. I’m reassured you will both be taken care of in any event.

Pebble and Patrick need to have a think what rations they will need in their emergency backpacks. 😊

I don’t think they will want wet wipes or red bull!

Just stuff it with hay and pea flakes and they will be happy boys. Okay maybe some veggies too if we have time before we take cover.
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Peaflakes! You said something, guys. I need a bigger backpack, slave!
 
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How to demonstrate how much of an a**hole I am. When Harry starts his bar fighting, I back my big and juicy trunk up in his face and he gets crazy. So fun! Slave also gets crazy, even more fun!

(I look very fit on the picture! Slave says thats just a lie. I still have an bummiebummie like the size of Africa).
 
exia said:
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I'm on Google, guys!

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Pretend you dont see Harry and Wally (brothers? Same colours, almost same name... I think they are identical.)

Love from Famoused Google-Kongo
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You are famous Kongo, ⭐️ like me. I searched for fellow Werepigs once, and found I was in the top 3!
Enjoy your moment of fame. Hope you are showered in pea flakes by your adoring fans.
Wheeks from Wally.
 
AidaB said:
You are famous Kongo, ⭐️ like me. I searched for fellow Werepigs once, and found I was in the top 3!
Enjoy your moment of fame. Hope you are showered in pea flakes by your adoring fans.
Wheeks from Wally.
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You really are ny rockstar brother, Wally!

Merab said:
Miriam and Moses want to know if you do autographs
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Yes, I call them "poo-graphs"!
 
exia said:
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Dear diary,

Every morning when I wake up I see a pig named Harry. I was number one foodstealer in this home but he took that away from me. I dont know. Is it okay to sell him?

Love Kongo
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Sell him? But then we would have to change all the initials around and lots of the H's would have to come out, and that would be super confusing 🤔🤨🧐😒😶
 
Truffolo said:
Sell him? But then we would have to change all the initials around and lots of the H's would have to come out, and that would be super confusing 🤔🤨🧐😒😶
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Slave closed my craigslist account after reading my diary. I feel like a teenager with a stupid mama. Slave has become her Mother!

Love Kongo
 
exia said:
You should taste them! Maybe they taste like soaked pellets toppen with coriander? Like a gourmet-meal... (Kongo drools right now, and says its totally normal to think about poos on a fancy plate)
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MS: Polo was so pleased with his new piggy bed he ate the poops he had dropped on it to keep it tidy ❤ But now it's not new anymore and it needs a wash.
Truffle: poos always require a close inspection and a lot of sniffin ☺️
 
Truffolo said:
MS: Polo was so pleased with his new piggy bed he ate the poops he had dropped on it to keep it tidy ❤ But now it's not new anymore and it needs a wash.
Truffle: poos always require a close inspection and a lot of sniffin ☺️
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Truffle,
dom you yell at your poos? Me or Harry doesn't, but Djingis and Chip did. I didnt really understand them. Just eat the hotdog or leave it!
 
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Diary!
This is slaves nickname on Harry when he looks more hairy than "usual". She says he's sweet like a little hairy raspberry.
Now this guy have his own yoghurt. Taste of the year. I'm so not okay with this. Where's the Kongoz Coconutz-edition?

Love from an upset Kongo
 
Gooseberry, raspberry, apple and kiwi fruit 🍎🍇🍈🍓🍐 Harry's product is a winner. Under the hair is smart business sense. He says thank you for the ad promotion. If you need help with Kongoz Coconutz he will provide consultancy for, say, five nice pieces of carrot a day, very reasonable 😎
 
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