You hang up first.Kongo you are looking goodLove the phone booth
Kylie will ring you up
for a long chat
No you hang up first.
Boars in Stockholm (Kongos diary)
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No you hang up first.
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Kongo brain:
My girl. Naked. Girl. Naked. Nakd. Grl. Stroke...
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Kylie: Kongo stop talking...You hang up first.
No you hang up first.
Kongo: but I think about all the food in the whole world, Kyles!
Kylie: Kongo. I have to go eat my poos now.
Kongo: slave? Somethings wrong with my phone. Hello?!? I cant hear her!
I think Harry and ONF would talk for hours and have that "no yoooooou hang up first bestie!".
Roselina
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Ring ring ring ring
Freddy (ONF) says ‘ what’s that noise?’
Geoff ‘Kongo is phoning you ‘
Freddy ‘ WHAT !#&! ‘
Geoff ‘ aren’t you going to answer ?’
Freddy ‘ I don’t know what you’re talking about Geoff’ and ONF stalks off
Freddy and technology don’t mix ……
Now if it was Princess Kylie …..just saying
Freddy (ONF) says ‘ what’s that noise?’
Geoff ‘Kongo is phoning you ‘
Freddy ‘ WHAT !#&! ‘
Geoff ‘ aren’t you going to answer ?’
Freddy ‘ I don’t know what you’re talking about Geoff’ and ONF stalks off
Freddy and technology don’t mix ……
Now if it was Princess Kylie …..just saying
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This thread just keeps getting better 
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Kongo wants to have very deep conversations about food waste, how to fold a blankie the best way and how to clean the toilet with Harry.Ring ring ring ring
Freddy (ONF) says ‘ what’s that noise?’
Geoff ‘Kongo is phoning you ‘
Freddy ‘ WHAT !#&! ‘
Geoff ‘ aren’t you going to answer ?’
Freddy ‘ I don’t know what you’re talking about Geoff’ and ONF stalks off
Freddy and technology don’t mix ……
Now if it was Princess Kylie …..just saying
Too mutch for everyone.
Harry (Our Hairy Friend, OHF) is more like "bestie! Foodie! Wheekie! Lovie! Fun fun fun!"
Roselina
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Our naked friend(ONF) Freddy doesn’t know what food waste is …he eats everything
Maybe Kongo and Freddy need to discuss this ….with Princess Kylie of course
Meanwhile gentle Geoff rolls his eyes and keeps on munching
Maybe Kongo and Freddy need to discuss this ….with Princess Kylie of course
Meanwhile gentle Geoff rolls his eyes and keeps on munching
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Kongo says they definitely needs to discuss having a friend policy. No food waste should be the goal! Kongo welcomes every Diary Pigs to a groupmeeting. He'll bring Oreo Vanillas and basil for everyone to munch on!
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I must admit sometimes I’ve lost the plot of what is going on!This thread just keeps getting better
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That’s what makes it so much fun
Betsy
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It does seem to have slipped into the surreal .....
Truffolo
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How to clean the toilet with Harry
like a loo brush?Truffolo
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Oh, the conversation is with HarryHow to clean the toilet with Harry
now I understand 
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Nono, Hairy scary is the brush! The toilet looks sparkling. Kongo is a very good boy!Oh, the conversation is with Harry
Just a tiny little bit!
Truffolo
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No Oreos for you 
exia
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We definitely need a forum meets both in Stockholm just to make sense of this saga
Truffolo
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Your nerdy bangs are gorgeous
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
I live with these two and it makes no sense at all for meWe definitely need a forum meets both in Stockholm just to make sense of this saga
but Kongo would love a Stockholm meets!Your nerdy bangs are gorgeous
Excuse me! This is NKK looking att TV! I'm gorgeous!
This is my neck. Slaves favoriteneck!
Viennese Furbabies
Paw Holder
You have got a gorgeous neck NKK!
But shouldn't it be FKK?
(Furry King Kongo - but it also stands for naked in German
)
Wheeks and kisses
Kylie, your HFP
But shouldn't it be FKK?
(Furry King Kongo - but it also stands for naked in German
)Wheeks and kisses
Kylie, your HFP
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
I can be FKK! Sounds like a president and that fits me. German is like the best language. When you think swedish is wierd... naked is just naken, födelsedagkostymen (birthdaysuite), or... well, its too early for slave to think.You have got a gorgeous neck NKK!
But shouldn't it be FKK?
(Furry King Kongo - but it also stands for naked in German
Wheeks and kisses
Kylie, your HFP
Truffolo
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What about Furry Naked King Kongo and Beautiful Bangs Hairy Harry.
FNKK
BBHH
Truffle: with (f) to distinguish between fluffy and unfluffy furry (avoiding non fluffy, which could sound discriminatory)
Slave:
FNKK
BBHH
Truffle: with (f) to distinguish between fluffy and unfluffy furry (avoiding non fluffy, which could sound discriminatory)
Slave:
Truffolo
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Lovely neckI live with these two and it makes no sense at all for me
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Excuse me! This is NKK looking att TV! I'm gorgeous!
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This is my neck. Slaves favoriteneck!
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Harry really is Nerdy Bangs. He always looks like a little nerd or brat when he comes wobbling. Sweetest nerd ever though!What about Furry Naked King Kongo and Beautiful Bangs Hairy Harry.
FNKK
BBHH
Truffle: with (f) to distinguish between fluffy and unfluffy furry (avoiding non fluffy, which could sound discriminatory)
Slave:
fluffysal
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You love him really.....
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Me or slave? I adore him! Slave? Nah, she only loves me.
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Men and Harry got our own backpacks, cans and food (popcorn IS food! Corn!) if Putin or Trump hits Sweden.
Heineken and Red Bull
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Slave!
Dont forget to pack my babywipes
Or my deodorant!
And ofc my blankie!
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