Christmas Carols - Piggified

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Following on from @PigglePuggle's hilarious 12 Days of Christmas Piggy Version @VickiA suggested a thread where we could Piggyfy Christmas Carols so here it is! Here is @PigglePuggle's with other member's lines thrown in too.
12 days of Christmas- the cage cleaning version!

On the first day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the second day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the third day of cage cleans, my piggies gave to me, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding, and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the fourth day of cage cleans my puggies gave to me, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the 5th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, 5 disgusting cage liners! 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the sixth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the seventh day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the eighth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 8 upturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the ninth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspaper, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the 10th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspaper, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!

On the11th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 11 leftover veggies, 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 wee in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop-filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked in wee!

On the 12th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me...
12 hours of cleaning, 11 leftover veggies, 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 upturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop-filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked in wee!




Any more suggestions anyone?
 
We wish you a Merry Pigmas
We wish you a Merry Pigmas
We wish you a Merry Pigmas and a happy New Year
Good veggies we bring to you and your kin
We wish you a Merry Pigmas and a happy New Year
Oh, bring us some tasty veggies
Oh, bring us some tasty veggies
Oh, bring us some tasty veggies
And bring it right here
Good veggies we bring to you and your kin
We wish you a Merry Pigmas and a happy New Year
We will wheek until we get some
We will wheek until we get some
We will wheek until we get some
So bring it right here
Good veggies we bring to you and your kin
We wish you a Merry Pigmas and a happy New Year
We all like our tasty veggies
We all like our tasty veggies
We all like our tasty veggies
With all its good cheers
Good veggies we bring to you and your kin
We wish you a Merry Pigmas and a happy New Year
We wish you a Merry Pigmas
We wish you a Merry Pigmas
We wish you a Merry Pigmas and a happy New Year!
 
We wish you a Merry Poopmas
We wish you a Merry Pigmas
We wish you a Merry Peemas
And lots of happy piggies!
We wish you a Merry Pigmas
We wish you a Merry Pigmas
We wish you a Merry Pigmas and a happy New Year
Good veggies we bring to you and your kin
We wish you a Merry Pigmas and a happy New Year
Oh, bring us some tasty veggies
Oh, bring us some tasty veggies
Oh, bring us some tasty veggies
And bring it right here
Good veggies we bring to you and your kin
We wish you a Merry Pigmas and a happy New Year
We will wheek until we get some
We will wheek until we get some
We will wheek until we get some
So bring it right here
Good veggies we bring to you and your kin
We wish you a Merry Pigmas and a happy New Year
We all like our tasty veggies
We all like our tasty veggies
We all like our tasty veggies
With all its good cheers
Good veggies we bring to you and your kin
We wish you a Merry Pigmas and a happy New Year
We wish you a Merry Pigmas
We wish you a Merry Pigmas
We wish you a Merry Pigmas and a happy New Year!
Great minds think alike @Sophie B
 
Not a Christmas carol but a version of a poem that was going around fb the other day. The poem was about a little pony so I changed it a bit for piggies and put a pic of one of my old boars with it (because he was very cute :luv:) You really need to sing it:)
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Not a Christmas carol but a version of a poem that was going around fb the other day. The poem was about a little pony so I changed it a bit for piggies and put a pic of one of my old boars with it (because he was very cute :luv:) You really need to sing it:)
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Never a truer word spoken!
 
Rumbling around the Christmas tree at the Christmas Piggie hop
Everypigs eating merrily and the poops have never stopped
Slaves will get a sentimental feeling when they hear
Chirping piggies very jolly
Lets deck the boughs with hay and carrots

Squeaking around the Christmas tree at the Christmas Piggie Ball
Everypips wanting just to see who’s the sweetest pig of all
Bill and Ted are looking for their sweetheart, is she here?
Who that piggie over there
ah, yes it’s the lovely Jemimah 💕

Happy Christmas Jemimah
Love Bill and Ted xx
💕💕😍🥰😍🥰
 
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Rumbling around the Christmas tree at the Christmas Piggie hop
Everypigs eating merrily and the poops have never stopped
Slaves will get a sentimental feeling when they hear
Chirping piggies very jollying
Lets deck the boughs with hay and carrots

Squeaking around the Christmas tree at the Christmas Piggie Ball
Everypips wanting just to see who’s the sweetest pig of all
Bill and Ted are looking for their sweetheart, is she here?
Who that piggie over there
ah, yes it’s the lovely Jemimah 💕

Happy Christmas Jemimah
Love Bill and Ted xx
💕💕😍🥰😍🥰
@Merab's Slave This is dedicated to the very lovely Jemimah.
 
Are you hanging up the hay tube on the wall?
Its the time that every piggie has a ball
Did the hooman give us veggies?
And lots of lovely haaaayyy?
And unlimited nuggets for a daaaayyy?
So here it is merry pigmas, every piggies having fun!
Look to the future now its only just begun

😂😂😂
 
Rumbling around the Christmas tree at the Christmas Piggie hop
Everypigs eating merrily and the poops have never stopped
Slaves will get a sentimental feeling when they hear
Chirping piggies very jolly
Lets deck the boughs with hay and carrots

Squeaking around the Christmas tree at the Christmas Piggie Ball
Everypips wanting just to see who’s the sweetest pig of all
Bill and Ted are looking for their sweetheart, is she here?
Who that piggie over there
ah, yes it’s the lovely Jemimah 💕

Happy Christmas Jemimah
Love Bill and Ted xx
💕💕😍🥰😍🥰

Pooh I just love this version, I shall be singing it to my lot.
 
Are you hanging up the hay tube on the wall?
Its the time that every piggie has a ball
Did the hooman give us veggies?
And lots of lovely haaaayyy?
And unlimited nuggets for a daaaayyy?
So here it is merry pigmas, every piggies having fun!
Look to the future now its only just begun

😂😂😂

fabulous!
 
Rumbling around the Christmas tree at the Christmas Piggie hop
Everypigs eating merrily and the poops have never stopped
Slaves will get a sentimental feeling when they hear
Chirping piggies very jolly
Lets deck the boughs with hay and carrots

Squeaking around the Christmas tree at the Christmas Piggie Ball
Everypips wanting just to see who’s the sweetest pig of all
Bill and Ted are looking for their sweetheart, is she here?
Who that piggie over there
ah, yes it’s the lovely Jemimah 💕

Happy Christmas Jemimah
Love Bill and Ted xx
💕💕😍🥰😍🥰
Jemimah says that is so beautiful. Not only are Bill and Ted handsome and chunky boars, but talented too ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
 
I had a meeting this afternoon in a local coffee shop and suddenly my brain became aware of BandAid’s ’Feed the World‘ playing.
All by itself half my brain started singing to itself ‘Feed the piggies....’ while the other half was still focussed on a serious conversation :D

I started laughing and then had to explain all about this forum thread!
 
O come, all ye piggies
Joyful and triumphant
O come ye, o come ye to dinnertime
Come and behold it
Born the King of Cucumbers!


O come, let us adore it
O come, let us adore it
O come, let us adore it
Yum Yum Yum Wheek


Oh, squeak, choirs of piggies
Squeak in exultation
Oh, come, oh come ye to dinnertime
Come and behold it
Born the King of Cucumbers!


O come, let us adore it
O come, let us adore it
O come, let us adore it
Yum Yum Yum Wheek
 
O come, all ye piggies
Joyful and triumphant
O come ye, o come ye to dinnertime
Come and behold it
Born the King of Cucumbers!


O come, let us adore it
O come, let us adore it
O come, let us adore it
Yum Yum Yum Wheek


Oh, squeak, choirs of piggies
Squeak in exultation
Oh, come, oh come ye to dinnertime
Come and behold it
Born the King of Cucumbers!


O come, let us adore it
O come, let us adore it
O come, let us adore it
Yum Yum Yum Wheek
I was trying to think of something similar to Oh Come all ye Faithful and failed miserably!
 
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