Betsy
Anniversary Herd
Following on from @PigglePuggle's hilarious 12 Days of Christmas Piggy Version @VickiA suggested a thread where we could Piggyfy Christmas Carols so here it is! Here is @PigglePuggle's with other member's lines thrown in too.
12 days of Christmas- the cage cleaning version!
On the first day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the second day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the third day of cage cleans, my piggies gave to me, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding, and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the fourth day of cage cleans my puggies gave to me, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the 5th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, 5 disgusting cage liners! 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the sixth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the seventh day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the eighth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 8 upturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the ninth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspaper, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the 10th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspaper, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the11th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 11 leftover veggies, 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 wee in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop-filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked in wee!
On the 12th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me...
12 hours of cleaning, 11 leftover veggies, 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 upturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop-filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked in wee!
Any more suggestions anyone?
12 days of Christmas- the cage cleaning version!
On the first day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the second day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the third day of cage cleans, my piggies gave to me, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding, and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the fourth day of cage cleans my puggies gave to me, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the 5th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me, 5 disgusting cage liners! 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the sixth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the seventh day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the eighth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 8 upturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the ninth day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspaper, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the 10th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspaper, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked with wee!
On the11th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me 11 leftover veggies, 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 unturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 wee in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop-filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floors fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked in wee!
On the 12th day of cage cleans my piggies gave to me...
12 hours of cleaning, 11 leftover veggies, 10 gunky water bottles, 9 matted vet beds, 8 upturned hideys, 7 soggy newspapers, 6 weed in food bowls, 5 disgusting cage liners, 4 poop-filled houses, 3 stinky hay trays, 2 floofs fur shedding and a carrot cottage soaked in wee!
Any more suggestions anyone?
) You really need to sing it
But I now can't sing a Christmas song without adding a piggy twist 
