Diabolical Piggies Group

Dear Edamame,

I met the Plum Fairy too! He was a human, though. I remember not wanting to leave my nice clean cage that morning no matter how early the human fed me so he unceremeniously shoved me into my carrier early (human interjection here - no guinea pig was harmed by spending an extra half hour in a carrier with plenty of hay and cucumber to eat) and then we went to this place I vaguely remember having been to once before when my old cage naighbour Bann had a URI. I don't know why I had to go too though. I was fine! "just being sure", the human said 🙄 silly human.

I got my own back by refusing to eat anything but hay and basil for a couple of days after I came home. And then the human shoved me into his neighbour's house because of something called a "gas leak" so I decided to stay grumpy for even longer. He says it was for my safety. He was just doing it to annoy me, hmpf.

But then I got three very lovely ladies as neighbours and now as companions. Wait...are the two linked?!

Ever the confused,
Mourne.
 
I bet there is a link, Mourne! My human keeps saying that I cannot be trusted to bond with another boy when the time comes, which is why I have to see the plum fairy, so I can go with girls. Apparently I am showing signs of being too diabolical. I’m taking that as a compliment

Uncle Tofu never saw the plum fairy so he hasn’t been any help at all. I am glad you have both reported your experiences. I am sure I will remember my encounter so I’ll come back to tell you all about it (I doubt the humans would do anything diabolical to make me forget… surely!)

Wheeks, Edamame
 
Djingis Kahn is right now over the moon with joy. "Me found my family, welcome home DjingDjing!". He's absolutely diabolical this little one.

He does not obey any house rules. During floortime he zooms away in every direction and gets lost. He tossed the heavy roadblock-lions away like they are made of air. He flaunts alot (we have little people in the house, mister!). He is obsessed with humping the kids stuffed cat. He works hard to escape by trying to push the whole gridsystem out from the coroplast. Worst part? Hes sweet as sugar.

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exia said:
Djingis Kahn is right now over the moon with joy. "Me found my family, welcome home DjingDjing!". He's absolutely diabolical this little one.

He does not obey any house rules. During floortime he zooms away in every direction and gets lost. He tossed the heavy roadblock-lions away like they are made of air. He flaunts alot (we have little people in the house, mister!). He is obsessed with humping the kids stuffed cat. He works hard to escape by trying to push the whole gridsystem out from the coroplast. Worst part? Hes sweet as sugar.

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Welcome to the ASBO club and the world of piggy teenagers! :D
 
fluffysal said:
@Betsy , I should come and live with you. You appreciate how misunderstood I am and realise I just have character.
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I'd love you to come and live in Betsy Towers. You'd have to visit the Plum Fairy first 🍒 ✂️ but I'm sure you won't mind that. And the 6 weeks wait. You can live side by side while you get to know Misty and Miss Bramble.
 
Betsy said:
I'd love you to come and live in Betsy Towers. You'd have to visit the Plum Fairy first 🍒 ✂️ but I'm sure you won't mind that. And the 6 weeks wait. You can live side by side while you get to know Misty and Miss Bramble.
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Wait... Is Bramble taking Boris as her slave? What about me? I'm a handsome young boy. I keep myself partly clean.

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Miss Bramble, please?!?
 
Truffolo said:
Polo: My vet said I'm chunky 😄🍚
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Dear Polo

I keep telling my vet that I am not overweight, I am working on the perfect resonant body to bowl over the ladies (especially at food time to make sure that I get the lion's share) and to swipe any boarly competition from across the bars off the field.

Think boarly. Think BIG.

Yours resonantly
Brangwyn
 
Wiebke said:
Dear Polo

I keep telling my vet that I am not overweight, I am working on the perfect resonant body to bowl over the ladies (especially at food time to make sure that I get the lion's share) and to swipe any boarly competition from across the bars off the field.

Think boarly. Think BIG.

Yours resonantly
Brangwyn
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Boarly? Nah 😉 Even if I had nine wives, MS would still tend to my every need. I know how to wrap her around my little pink piggy toes 😄♥️ 👩
 
exia said:
Wait... Is Bramble taking Boris as her slave? What about me? I'm a handsome young boy. I keep myself partly clean.

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Well Slave says that it's only one boar for me and my Mum Misty Mischievous Master Boris asked first. My Mum Misty is horrified and told Slave off good and proper! The air was positively blue with her thoughts on the matter! She still says I have to keep myself "nice" so I guess that means no boars (I secretly fancy Mischievous Master Boris 🤫)
 
Betsy said:
Well Slave says that it's only one boar for me and my Mum Misty Mischievous Master Boris asked first. My Mum Misty is horrified and told Slave off good and proper! The air was positively blue with her thoughts on the matter! She still says I have to keep myself "nice" so I guess that means no boars (I secretly fancy Mischievous Master Boris 🤫)
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I'm a boy, which means I might have some kind of narcissistic tendencies... so I wont give upp, Miss Bramble! You will hear from me again. And again!
 
Dear Djingis

I'm very flattered that you think so much of me.

In one of the pictures you sent, it looks like you have just murdered something and enjoyed eating it, that was a bit off putting if I'm honest. The other one I didn't understand. Something about you sitting in a haycube and saying "Djing" and "Djang". I'd ask my Mum but I don't want another lecture about how I have to stay away from boars because I'll only get into "trouble" and how I have stay "sweet and innocent".

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Betsy said:
Dear Djingis

I'm very flattered that you think so much of me.

In one of the pictures you sent, it looks like you have just murdered something and enjoyed eating it, that was a bit off putting if I'm honest. The other one I didn't understand. Something about you sitting in a haycube and saying "Djing" and "Djang". I'd ask my Mum but I don't want another lecture about how I have to stay away from boars because I'll only get into "trouble" and how I have stay "sweet and innocent".

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
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Girl, you're hard to catch! Its okay, me can wait ♥️


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exia said:
Wait... Is Bramble taking Boris as her slave? What about me? I'm a handsome young boy. I keep myself partly clean.

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You're certainly a handsome boy but I’m not so sure about your oral hygiene. Otoh I'm not a guinea so possibly just ignorant! Probably in fact cuz I don't know what ASBO means either.
 
Mrs Tiggy Winkle said:
You're certainly a handsome boy but I’m not so sure about your oral hygiene. Otoh I'm not a guinea so possibly just ignorant! Probably in fact cuz I don't know what ASBO means either.
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A ASBO is an antisocial behaviour order. The piggies that receive them are antisocial behaviour outlaws.

So Mourne tells me, anyway.
 
Mrs Tiggy Winkle said:
You're certainly a handsome boy but I’m not so sure about your oral hygiene. Otoh I'm not a guinea so possibly just ignorant! Probably in fact cuz I don't know what ASBO means either.
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Its genius to save half of the breakfast around your mouth! You see, me always have so much to explore and sometimes I get lost in my own cage. But I always know the food is around my mouth! Sometimes slave tries to wipe it away with babywipes and I scream so much her ears falls off.
 
Hmm.. wah? Hi fellow diabolical piggies! I am back after my visit to the plum fairy which I definitely remember. It was epic! So epic I’ve had several 3-hour naps in my cage to recover! So it must have been pretty incredible!

I got some of my zoomies energy back today. Also figured out how to bat away the syringe my human keeps trying to give me. Uncle Tofu just sits and takes his but I like to FIGHT because it shows how big and boarly I am

I’m working on new ways to launch the syringe across the room. Would appreciate any tips!

Wheeks and snoozes, Edamame

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[Wheek from the Rainbow Bridge]

You can pick up the syringe and if you cannot make it work, you can always swing it around and cause some nice mayhem - especially when you hit another piggy with a flying syringe.

Yours cordially, Hywel, The Great Tribe Patriarch (2009-16)
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