Tonight my teenager came up with a fantastic plan (fantastic according to her and her teenage friend anyway).
We should create a TV series about guinea pigs in the style of Keeping up with the Kardashians.
Apparently there is as much drama and flouncing in our piggy cages as in the Kardashian home, and they get paid a lot of money to behave in a ridiculous manner and over react about everything.
Our piggies do it for next to nothing, and are way more interesting.
Look out for Season One of 'Keeping up with Ruby' soon.
DD1 has a whole first Series already planned out.
Episode 1 - Introducing Ruby
Episode 2 - Why Ruby lives in her own cage
Episode 3 - Harry loves Ruby
Episode 4 - When Ruby tries to bite Harry though the bars and then pees on him
Episode 5 - When Ruby just bites everyone
Episode 6 - Why Ruby is still single
We should create a TV series about guinea pigs in the style of Keeping up with the Kardashians.
Apparently there is as much drama and flouncing in our piggy cages as in the Kardashian home, and they get paid a lot of money to behave in a ridiculous manner and over react about everything.
Our piggies do it for next to nothing, and are way more interesting.
Look out for Season One of 'Keeping up with Ruby' soon.
DD1 has a whole first Series already planned out.
Episode 1 - Introducing Ruby
Episode 2 - Why Ruby lives in her own cage
Episode 3 - Harry loves Ruby
Episode 4 - When Ruby tries to bite Harry though the bars and then pees on him
Episode 5 - When Ruby just bites everyone
Episode 6 - Why Ruby is still single