Piggy Facts

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1. I reverse into cozies and boot off any pig that is sat on it at the time, all of the cozies belong to me
2. I climb into the red correx hay box through the holes which I have made bigger using my teeth, and then climb out when the others are eating and make them jump, I also fill it with lots of little presents for them
3. I have my eyes cleaned by the lower pigs in my herd, I scream when they do it but as soon as they stop I put my face out so they can carry on
4. Millie Moo thinks she is top sow, but I don't submit to any pig
5. I like sitting on my slaves' feet and climb up their legs for my vitamin, once I have my treat I stay sat there on their feet until I have finished it
 
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Hello I'm Maple :)
1) I didn't like strokes but now my mummy can come up to me and stroke me without a flinch!
2) Mummy says I'm accident prone... I got hay pokes and ran into a pole once and broke my tooth
3) I run on air, I don't like it when my feet can't feel the ground
4) I'm a nail biter and mummy does not approve
5) I love licking eyes and giving kisses

@GPTV
 
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Hello I'm Maple :)
1) I didn't like strokes but now my mummy can come up to me and stroke me without a flinch!
2) Mummy says I'm accident prone... I got hay pokes and ran into a pole once and broke my tooth
3) I run on air, I don't like it when my feet can't feel the ground
4) I'm a nail biter and mummy does not approve
5) I love licking eyes and giving kisses

@GPTV
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Oh gorgeous Maple you'll do for me :)
Nail biter or not :-D
Xx
 
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Mother has informed me you require 5 facts about me... I can't really be bothered but if I must.

1) I get called fat a lot but I am just big boned and have a healthy appetite
2) I will tell off my cage mates if they are annoying me. Especially if they are Rambo and Patch
3) I only let me mummy stroke me in the run. Daddy doesn't have that privilege as yet
4) I'm called Lucky because it was lucky I popped my head out before they left with just Rambo and Patch.
5) I will only admit this once but I can be a little accident prone but not as bad a Maple
 
I absolutely love this thread. It's had me in hysterics during my lunch hour. I'll consult with my two lads later to see what facts about themselves they're willing to share.
 
2015-02-03 12.35.00.webp Hello my name is Cocoa! 1. I have been in my new home for just 3 weeks and i'm still quite shy. 2. I love to wee on my new daddy! 3. I have a tickly belly. 4. I like to put my toys in the food bowl. 5. I love lying on my back and getting my belly rubbed.
 
2015-02-03 12.35.14.webp I am Peanut. 1. I am also new to the family i came here with my sister Cocoa. 2. I am already quite cheeky and loud. 3. I love lying with my chooken legs out. 4. I am plotting to infiltrate Twix and Biscuits cage to steal all the food. 5. I am very nosy when mummy is touching things in my cage.
 
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Hello I'm Hop! I'm the newest and cutest without a doubt!

1) I live with Rory, he's okay.
2) I like to talk a lot to my mummy and daddy through the bars about my day and stuff
3) I love chin rubs and body rubs and tickles and strokes!
4) I like doing zoomies and sometimes bouncing against the correx
5) I like chewing on clothing, you never know there might be food hidden in there!
 
Hi my name is Lola. (Aka Poochington Bear)

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1) I love to steal Lily's food right from under her nose. *mwahaha*
2) I will crawl on your face to get to my destination.
3) I enjoy causing pain to slaves' arms by tugging at them constantly whilst Emmerdale is on (especially when Robert *grr* appears)
4) I will cause you great pain in the morning if slave fails to meet food times.
5) Hoovers are exciting when stationary.....but scary when they vroom vroom air!
 
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Hello I'm Rory
1) I live Hop and I love her very much. She's all soft and cuddly
2) My daddy makes fun of me because I have no dangle berries
3) I love shaking my tush at all the lovely ladies where I live and at my mummy
4) I love it even more when my mummy scratches by bum for me!
5) I don't like the vets and if I have to go I will pee on the table!
 
Hi my name is Lily. (Aka Dinky Toy)
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1) I am a shy piggy, I get easily scared.
2) I enjoy human cuddles unlike Lola I do not crawl up your face and nose.
3) I have attempted to steal Lola's food, and succeeded, however I received a tough punishment from Chief Lola later.
4) when I am attempted to jump across to Mummy, I will sniff to build up my power and speed!
5) I am cute and I know it.
 
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Hello my name is Einstein or as my mummy calls me Steiny!
1. I am the boss boar and like to hump my cage mate!
2. My favourite food is broccoli and I am a complete gut bucket.
3. When I am in the mood I love to strut and chirp like a bird cos I am rather a good looking chap.
4. I have a fantastic quiff which my mum brushes for me.
5. I have the best piggy lips in the world
 
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Hello my name is Albert or Albert Balbert as my mum calls me!
1. I live with Einstein and really hate it when he humps my face.
2. I am a very refined piggy and like relaxing in the hay with a fennel top.
3. I love my mum.
4. My favourite food is green beans.
5. When I go into my run, I kick Einstein out of the bedding area and go to sleep.
 
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My name is Romano!
1) My favourite food is green beans. Once when mummy gave me two green beans (A week ago!) and I didn't see them in the bowl because Matthew had taken them, I went over to her and asked where they were. Once mummy pointed them out I was happy.
2) Mummy says I have a funny popcorn and I bump into things when I do it.
3) I am a gentleman and love all of my cagemates but sadly the first one wanted the dominant spot which I won't give up despite being very laid back as a dominant piggie and the second piggie loved me too much. I ended up pulling out my fur after one of Corey's love sprees...
4) I am mummy oldest living piggie! She says I looked like the guinea pig in the guinea book of records for oldest piggie and I want to live as old as that piggie too!
5) I am very clumsy and very accident prone but luckily nothing bad, just falling vegetables hitting me on the head or tripping over when popcorning.
 
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Hello my name is Cookie, here are 5 things about me

1) Me and my sister Treacle were Daddy & Mummies first rescue piggies from Walsall RSPCA
2) I am very tame and love chin rubs and will come over for a fuss, but I find lap time really boring and will wander off....
3) I have a poorly jaw so I have to eat separately to my friends, so I sit next to Mum and Dad on the sofa eating with them.. This way I often get hand fed so I don't even have to expend energy picking food up... I like my slaves.
4) I love my metacam and will steel the syringe if Daddy is not quick enough
5)My favourite food is hay especially Orchard Grass
 
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My name is Romano!
1) My favourite food is green beans. Once when mummy gave me two green beans (A week ago!) and I didn't see them in the bowl because Matthew had taken them, I went over to her and asked where they were. Once mummy pointed them out I was happy.
2) Mummy says I have a funny popcorn and I bump into things when I do it.
3) I am a gentleman and love all of my cagemates but sadly the first one wanted the dominant spot which I won't give up despite being very laid back as a dominant piggie and the second piggie loved me too much. I ended up pulling out my fur after one of Corey's love sprees...
4) I am mummy oldest living piggie! She says I looked like the guinea pig in the guinea book of records for oldest piggie and I want to live as old as that piggie too!
5) I am very clumsy and very accident prone but luckily nothing bad, just falling vegetables hitting me on the head or tripping over when popcorning.
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You hooooo! Hello gorgeous boy!
 
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1. my name is Wicca the Destroyer
2. i like to bulldoze mummys mugs off tables and desks
3. my favorite food is cucumber
4. i like being brushed
5. i like watching people being ripped apart by zombies on tv, i also like scrapheap challenge

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(before anyone yells at me the bow is on hair only and was taken off right after the photo)

1. my name is Professor Turtle
2. i live up to my name, i am very smart, and like to try and carry the houses around on my back.
3. i try to eat the brush
4. i am able to delay turn off a computer using only a keyboard (mummy still doesn't know how i did it)
5. i like to try and steal the food Wicca is eating, even when i don't want to eat it
 
20150117_163356.webp My name is Harry and I'm an agouti guinea pig.

1) My slave thinks it's funny to call me fatty bum, when the "junk in my trunk" is clearly all muscle. She's so ignorant.

2) My favorite thing to do is boss Lloyd around, because I'm his big brother and that is my right...

3) ...but for some reason whenever the slave removes him from the cage for cuddles, I find myself really missing him. So I run in and out of my house a lot, jump in the hay drawer and start wheeking like a loon until he is returned. This is because I'm an emotionally complex boy.

4) For further proof of my complexity, I have a pathological hatred of being petted while in my cage, but have been known to sit for 45 minutes, blissed out, in the slave's lap while she feeds me herbs and strokes my back.

5) The colour and position of my eyes makes it look like I'm permanently shocked or had botox. Either way, the slave says it's my best feature. I can't disagree.

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My name is Lloyd. I was the runt of my litter, but I use my diminutive size to my advantage. Here are my five facts.

1) My Mum was a show pig, but obviously felt threatened by my devastatingly handsome features and chewed off a large part of both my ears at birth.

2) My slave rescued us from someone who thought my brother's dreamy eyes and my little ears meant we were "defective" pigs, because we'd never be show quality. She said we were the most handsome boys she's ever seen, and took us home.

3) Harry's the brawn, but I'm the brains of our two-boar operation. As soon as the slave starts serving up our veg, he starts popcorning, doing laps of the cage and making a nuisance of himself. I've discovered that sitting tight means I'm calmer, and better placed to get first pick of the good grub.

4) I hate being picked up, and I can only tolerate lap time for 5 or so minutes before needing to dash off. Oddly, I love having my chin stroked for long periods in my cage and love having a nose at what the slave's up to when she's in our room.

5) The slave set us up with our own Netflix account and, when she's working downstairs, will leave shows on for us to get used to human voices.

We love House of Cards, Breaking Bad and The Royle Family, but hide as soon as the Orange Is The New Black theme music starts. They live their life behind bars, and so do we. It's all a bit too real for us.
 
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Hello I'm Fudge. Here are 5 facts about me:

1. I used to live with the beautiful Toffee (in the human's avatar). I was only slightly jealous of her good looks and slim figure. I gave her plenty of nips to let her know I was the boss.
2. My humans rudely call me Fattie Fudge, Fatface or Mrs Fatso. They say it's affectionate but I can't help,it if I fill a cuddle cup to overflowing or my dewlap swings when I waddle. It's my bone structure - see.
3. I am a very quiet softly spoken piggie. I think shouting for food is very rude but I have a very loud scream if I think I'm about to be picked up by a human.
4. I can hold my breath and stay still for what seems like hours if there is a human in the room
5. I eat anything that is put in my bowl. I'm not at all fussy. I think a clean plate is a sign of good manners.
 





I'm Mr Ted and here's five facts about me

1. I live with Fattie Fudge and I'm her toy boy. I don't think she fancies me much but I still try to woo her.
2. I am fuzzy on top like a Brillo pad but lovely and soft underneath. I have stubbly whiskers.
3. I spend my days rearranging our cage. I love barging past the hideys, flattening the coseys and dragging things around to make a den.
4. I have one permanently watering eye. My human thinks it must be from peering into the hideys at my lovely lady but the vet thinks it's an allergy. I'm a very good boy about having my drops put in.
5. I am a sprint hurdler and can run away from the food bowl with 2 favourite food items in my mouth at once to hide them from Fattie. She still doesn't realise that the reason the bowl smells of carrot or baby corn is because there WAS some in there but that I have hidden it in my stash for later.
 




I'm Connie.

1. I live with Violet and we came from the Potteries GPR.
2. I have the loudest voice in the piggie room and the sharpest hearing. I lead the piggie chorus in the mornings and evenings and can sound hysterical if there is any sort of delay.
3. All my toenails are black and have long quicks. My human says I am very brave which is a good thing...
4. I may not be the prettiest pig in our house but everyone knows I'm the human's favourite. I adore chin. Rubs, head rubs, ear rubs and I love to nuzzle in for a cuddle.
5. I am trained to go straight into a pet carrier when it's put on the floor. My human says I'm an angel and so obliging. She never has to chase me around!
 


I'm Violet

1. I live with Connie and I'm the boss. I'm the smallest piggie in this house but don't mess with me. The humans say I have SPIS (small pig inferiority syndrome) Pah.
2. I'm a fiend at claw clipping time. I turn from a placid pig into a flailing gnashing fur ball. I'm the only pig here who has bitten our human.
3. I own our cage and everything in it. I occasionally allow Connie to use a cosey if I'm asleep elsewhere. But only if she asks nicely.
4. I'm a chirper. And when I chirp the others listen mesmerised.
5. I have the softest, shiniest coat of all the piggies here.
 
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Hi I'm Nala, Ive snuck on mummys iPad to take part so here's my 5 facts
1) I have taught myself to whistle when wheeking doesn't bring veggies fast enough
2) I don't like sleeping in the hideys mum provides but get really confused when they get taken away or moved :(
3) I love banana and chin rubs
4) I live with bossy Katie who likes to nip my bum if I find a good sleeping spot
5) I get my own back by stealing food out of Katie's mouth even though we get 2 of everything

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Hmm hi I'm Katie, because Nalas taking part so must I.
1) I have the longest softest hair in the whole world
2) I'm the boss of everyone
3) I like to drink water really late at night for ages and ages
4) I'm addicted to cardboard boxes, I need to eat them all day and all night
5) I secretly love mummy and Nala (but shhh don't tell anyone)
 
This thread is fun and so nice to hear about piggies :)

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Hello, my name is Itsy and here are 5 things about me :)

- Between June and December last year I had 5 operations under General anaesthetic. Hopefully no more!
- After all that (mammary cancer, recurrent abscess and weight loss) I am still the BOSS!
- I think bananas are evil! Just a whiff and I run as far as I can and hide
- My sister Bitsy looks just like me...but I'm prettier :)
- I like chewing coroplast...yum!
 
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My name is Quinn and I will be two years old next month :)

1. I love to crush my brother when he is in bed or at the top of the ramp.
2. I can launch myself off the couch like a cat and it scares mum.
3. I have the loudest wheek and love to scream the place down especially at pellet time. 8pm OR ELSE.
4. Every step that I make can be heard as I haven't mastered how to be stealthy :P
5. Official Facebook poster boy
 
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I am Kasper and I'll be 2 next month too :)

1. I follow mum everywhere, including the bathroom.
2. I hoover the carpet for crumbs.
3. I like to steal food from Quinn's mouth.
4. Headbutting my Uncle James is my favourite thing to do.
5. I can't wheek but I can whistle :)
 
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