Survivors Group Therapy

Boys and girls,

I really said congrats to my slaves yesterday. Congrats for having ME! I did a zoomie-popcorn-zoomie-rumble-popcorn-zooooooooomie-show last night. The bedding flew away under my small paws and I wheeked like crazy. I was so happy! Slaves are so amazed about my energy. They always called Kongo mister everywhere but in comparison to me he's mister nowhere. I totally have maleslave around my little toenail. Slave saw him give me critical care!

Tonight I will have floortime. Slave promised me the magic carpet and my favorite three elephant to hump!

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Love from Djingis Kahn
 
Mwahaha they are eating the pumpkin cookies.

No sugar, no soy, no wheat, no alfalfa.

Just pumpkin, oats, and Timothy hay

I won!
 
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Critical Care - a love story!
Right now they only get it because we have a open bag-situation again. And maybe slave thinks these moments are very sweet ❤️ kongo has critical care on his nose, Djingis has critical care on his feets....
 
fluffysal said:
I should be visiting friends in Sweden later this year, maybe some piggynapping while I'm there.......🤣
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You really sure about Djingis? I mean, he's cute to look at but I still needs to put a sock on his head to manage to cut his nails...

Truffolo said:
I'll share the extra Critical Care with you if you agree to leave my Oreos alone 🍪😄
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Kongo is so confused right now. How did you know? You're magic! 😂
 
I coped with Master Boris during his "teenage" phase (which hasn't quite finished yet!) I think I'd enjoy Djingis. Much more entertaining than "boring" Sir George who let's you do anything to him with no fuss.....
 
Truffle wheeked at 5:10am and MS put out the Romaine as instructed, then went back to sleep, despite some shuffling and winge wheeking once the fresh food has been consumed. Then at 7ish she was woken by the steady crunch of Correx bring chewed. Polo was hunched over with his back to her, destroying Correx with his teeth in the unprotected spot where a pee pad usually rests. So MS wandered groggily off to the kitchen for a small portion of pellets.
Ms Bramble, asked Polo innocently, is there a prize for slave training? Like the Sheepdog Trials but for guinea pig slaves?
 
Dear Polo

You ask is there a prize for Slave training.... well there is and there isn't. There is as you get results from your Slave when you demand them and there isn't because you don't get a medal or an award. Surely training your Slave to give you whay you want when you want is prize enough. To get Lettuce at such an early time in the morning is very impressive!

Your friend in a crises

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Polo: yes, it would be difficult to assess as we all have different training styles and methods 🐾🙏 Truffle: 🥰🥬🥒
 
fluffysal said:
I coped with Master Boris during his "teenage" phase (which hasn't quite finished yet!) I think I'd enjoy Djingis. Much more entertaining than "boring" Sir George who let's you do anything to him with no fuss.....
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My door is unlocked! And if three boys are to much, you can always leave Sir G with me 😅
 
Truffolo said:
Truffle wheeked at 5:10am and MS put out the Romaine as instructed, then went back to sleep, despite some shuffling and winge wheeking once the fresh food has been consumed. Then at 7ish she was woken by the steady crunch of Correx bring chewed. Polo was hunched over with his back to her, destroying Correx with his teeth in the unprotected spot where a pee pad usually rests. So MS wandered groggily off to the kitchen for a small portion of pellets.
Ms Bramble, asked Polo innocently, is there a prize for slave training? Like the Sheepdog Trials but for guinea pig slaves?
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Like the Guinea pig slave-zombie contest? You train your slave very well, boys!

Yesterday I had to tell Djingis off by pushing his head up. The look in his eyes gave me nightmares. He yelled at me from the top of his lungs. How dare I try to foster him and tell him I'm the leader? I dont think he will ever listen to me. He is very dramatic and has strong feelings.
Right now he is out on the floor. I was going to do a quick poo-hunt and I didnt even had the chance to react and out he was. Kongo? He helps with spot cleaning. He is obsessed with my hands and runs after.
 
Slave zombie - no, well, I don't think we would want to go that far. We like it when our slave shows a bit of character 😄 We try to give her as good a life as possible 😉
 
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