Survivors Group Therapy

Boys and girls,

I really said congrats to my slaves yesterday. Congrats for having ME! I did a zoomie-popcorn-zoomie-rumble-popcorn-zooooooooomie-show last night. The bedding flew away under my small paws and I wheeked like crazy. I was so happy! Slaves are so amazed about my energy. They always called Kongo mister everywhere but in comparison to me he's mister nowhere. I totally have maleslave around my little toenail. Slave saw him give me critical care!

Tonight I will have floortime. Slave promised me the magic carpet and my favorite three elephant to hump!

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Love from Djingis Kahn
 
Mwahaha they are eating the pumpkin cookies.

No sugar, no soy, no wheat, no alfalfa.

Just pumpkin, oats, and Timothy hay

I won!
 
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Critical Care - a love story!
Right now they only get it because we have a open bag-situation again. And maybe slave thinks these moments are very sweet ❤️ kongo has critical care on his nose, Djingis has critical care on his feets....
 
fluffysal said:
I should be visiting friends in Sweden later this year, maybe some piggynapping while I'm there.......🤣
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You really sure about Djingis? I mean, he's cute to look at but I still needs to put a sock on his head to manage to cut his nails...

Truffolo said:
I'll share the extra Critical Care with you if you agree to leave my Oreos alone 🍪😄
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Kongo is so confused right now. How did you know? You're magic! 😂
 
I coped with Master Boris during his "teenage" phase (which hasn't quite finished yet!) I think I'd enjoy Djingis. Much more entertaining than "boring" Sir George who let's you do anything to him with no fuss.....
 
Truffle wheeked at 5:10am and MS put out the Romaine as instructed, then went back to sleep, despite some shuffling and winge wheeking once the fresh food has been consumed. Then at 7ish she was woken by the steady crunch of Correx bring chewed. Polo was hunched over with his back to her, destroying Correx with his teeth in the unprotected spot where a pee pad usually rests. So MS wandered groggily off to the kitchen for a small portion of pellets.
Ms Bramble, asked Polo innocently, is there a prize for slave training? Like the Sheepdog Trials but for guinea pig slaves?
 
Dear Polo

You ask is there a prize for Slave training.... well there is and there isn't. There is as you get results from your Slave when you demand them and there isn't because you don't get a medal or an award. Surely training your Slave to give you whay you want when you want is prize enough. To get Lettuce at such an early time in the morning is very impressive!

Your friend in a crises

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Polo: yes, it would be difficult to assess as we all have different training styles and methods 🐾🙏 Truffle: 🥰🥬🥒
 
fluffysal said:
I coped with Master Boris during his "teenage" phase (which hasn't quite finished yet!) I think I'd enjoy Djingis. Much more entertaining than "boring" Sir George who let's you do anything to him with no fuss.....
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My door is unlocked! And if three boys are to much, you can always leave Sir G with me 😅
 
Truffolo said:
Truffle wheeked at 5:10am and MS put out the Romaine as instructed, then went back to sleep, despite some shuffling and winge wheeking once the fresh food has been consumed. Then at 7ish she was woken by the steady crunch of Correx bring chewed. Polo was hunched over with his back to her, destroying Correx with his teeth in the unprotected spot where a pee pad usually rests. So MS wandered groggily off to the kitchen for a small portion of pellets.
Ms Bramble, asked Polo innocently, is there a prize for slave training? Like the Sheepdog Trials but for guinea pig slaves?
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Like the Guinea pig slave-zombie contest? You train your slave very well, boys!

Yesterday I had to tell Djingis off by pushing his head up. The look in his eyes gave me nightmares. He yelled at me from the top of his lungs. How dare I try to foster him and tell him I'm the leader? I dont think he will ever listen to me. He is very dramatic and has strong feelings.
Right now he is out on the floor. I was going to do a quick poo-hunt and I didnt even had the chance to react and out he was. Kongo? He helps with spot cleaning. He is obsessed with my hands and runs after.
 
Truffolo said:
Slave zombie - no, well, I don't think we would want to go that far. We like it when our slave shows a bit of character 😄 We try to give her as good a life as possible 😉
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Your so generous, boys. Good employers! We dont care about our slaves human needs at all. Chase us around the house 24/7? Check! Feed us around the clock? We try! Cuddle Kongo whenever he wants to and let him wee-wee on slave? Of course. Sen her out to pick grass in the rain? Right now, actually.
 
And yes, todays mission is to find the strongest zipties in Sweden. Had to chase Djingis out from mini-Wheeners room around one am this night. Wake up a sleeping mini-Wheener is to beg for a tantrum. Djingis did not care, he did happily hump mini-Wheeners stuffed cat. I found Kongo in the kitchen. Not surprised.
 
Looks like all the survivors have been naughty in the night! Not us!

Forthcoming: a picture of my new cousin, the miniature Greyhound puppy auntie Cassandra got yesterday! She is so cute and mom's going to go see her after France and bring goodies from France like chocolate and pates de fruits!

Now that I'm used to my big cage I'm back to taking a short nap in the morning.

My poo is good off cucumber. Phew.

I like pumpkin cookies but Chez won't eat them.

She's going to go get a protein drink then clean our cages. Our 2 favorite days of the week.
 
Fellow Survivors,
My slave did a strange thing to me yesterday. Following my mani-pedi, she said had a rummage about "down there". She commented on my wonderful cleaning "perfect peepee, as usual. You are wonderful Your Lordship" but then muttered something about a clump of hay. After giving me some lovely coriander and a nice snuggle she put the greasy stuff lower than before and after removing the hay, poked around with a cotton bud. I did my usual and watched with interest. She said it was all good once the hay was out but the smell was horrendous. As her face was close to my head, I licked her chin while she wiped the greasy stuff away then wriggled around to get another cuddle. Both the slaves say I'm the best behaved piggie in the world and tell me I'm wonderful all the time.
Rumbles,
Dignified Sir George
 
exia said:
And yes, todays mission is to find the strongest zipties in Sweden. Had to chase Djingis out from mini-Wheeners room around one am this night. Wake up a sleeping mini-Wheener is to beg for a tantrum. Djingis did not care, he did happily hump mini-Wheeners stuffed cat. I found Kongo in the kitchen. Not surprised.
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😮😯 🐎🏹 🏍️💜
 
fluffysal said:
Fellow Survivors,
My slave did a strange thing to me yesterday. Following my mani-pedi, she said had a rummage about "down there". She commented on my wonderful cleaning "perfect peepee, as usual. You are wonderful Your Lordship" but then muttered something about a clump of hay. After giving me some lovely coriander and a nice snuggle she put the greasy stuff lower than before and after removing the hay, poked around with a cotton bud. I did my usual and watched with interest. She said it was all good once the hay was out but the smell was horrendous. As her face was close to my head, I licked her chin while she wiped the greasy stuff away then wriggled around to get another cuddle. Both the slaves say I'm the best behaved piggie in the world and tell me I'm wonderful all the time.
Rumbles,
Dignified Sir George
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You are wonderful, Sir George 💜
 
Ramia said:
Looks like all the survivors have been naughty in the night! Not us!

Forthcoming: a picture of my new cousin, the miniature Greyhound puppy auntie Cassandra got yesterday! She is so cute and mom's going to go see her after France and bring goodies from France like chocolate and pates de fruits!

Now that I'm used to my big cage I'm back to taking a short nap in the morning.

My poo is good off cucumber. Phew.

I like pumpkin cookies but Chez won't eat them.

She's going to go get a protein drink then clean our cages. Our 2 favorite days of the week.
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Enjoy your nap Stripe. The puppy sounds very cute, looking forward to seeing him 🐕
 
fluffysal said:
Fellow Survivors,
My slave did a strange thing to me yesterday. Following my mani-pedi, she said had a rummage about "down there". She commented on my wonderful cleaning "perfect peepee, as usual. You are wonderful Your Lordship" but then muttered something about a clump of hay. After giving me some lovely coriander and a nice snuggle she put the greasy stuff lower than before and after removing the hay, poked around with a cotton bud. I did my usual and watched with interest. She said it was all good once the hay was out but the smell was horrendous. As her face was close to my head, I licked her chin while she wiped the greasy stuff away then wriggled around to get another cuddle. Both the slaves say I'm the best behaved piggie in the world and tell me I'm wonderful all the time.
Rumbles,
Dignified Sir George
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Sir G, it sounds like you and Kongo has the same nice personality. Pigs like you guys are one in a million, and your sweet kisses breaks our slaves hearts in a good way ♥️

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This one got his paws, belly and actually I think the whole pig in a bowl with cranimal cranberry. Slave found an bag that Joe got from the vet after a tooth fix. Djingis obviously gives it five stars. It was like looking at a pig taking a mud-bath for a while. He's so hyper, this little fellow. Kongo enjoyed it to, but I think he's more like Sir George and likes time with slave. Male-slave will bath Djingis. Slave says never ever.
 
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