Survivors Group Therapy
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Ramia
Senior Guinea Pig
Barrett is doing well, he had his last dose of metacam last night. Because of his separation anxiety, he holds his potty when I'm at work and I was gone 10 hours. But he went as soon as I got home and it was normal. I'm thinking of getting a refill of the gabapentin.
The boys are enjoying breakfast.
It was good to be back at work, they are letting me curate a table and I'm doing existential philosophy. I ordered the books yesterday. I'm going to put a Sartre quote on the sign.
The boys are enjoying breakfast.
It was good to be back at work, they are letting me curate a table and I'm doing existential philosophy. I ordered the books yesterday. I'm going to put a Sartre quote on the sign.
Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
Oh Barrett, sweet kitty! Too much love 
I hope he feels able to go more often soon 
It's great that you are able to present your academic interests
Hi to the boys
We're in front of the fan again today while MS is away at work. The ice pods are in our cages. No great pressure to do anything but eat and sleep and stay cool
My poops have formed up so greens are back on the menu 
I hope he feels able to go more often soon It's great that you are able to present your academic interests
Hi to the boys
We're in front of the fan again today while MS is away at work. The ice pods are in our cages. No great pressure to do anything but eat and sleep and stay cool
My poops have formed up so greens are back on the menu
Ramia
Senior Guinea Pig
Stay cool boys.
We have heat on now because it's cold, but in the afternoon we'll have air conditioning because it's going to be hot. Weird Michigan weather!
We have heat on now because it's cold, but in the afternoon we'll have air conditioning because it's going to be hot. Weird Michigan weather!
Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
That is interesting weather 
You must be always carrying a coat 
or wishing you had your coat. Ours is on all the time 
We have started really enjoying being stroked. MS has to alternate between us as she can't reach into both cages at once. When we first moved in, we hated being touched We are still averse to being picked up though 
You must be always carrying a coat or wishing you had your coat. Ours is on all the time We have started really enjoying being stroked. MS has to alternate between us as she can't reach into both cages at once. When we first moved in, we hated being touched We are still averse to being picked up though 
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
I think its very interesting that piggy poos comes with legs? And I just love their ability to do some protest poos. Or plenty. Chip was amazing at it. Did Polo offer to wash your pants?I took Polo from the play pen to check his bottom. Hmm, some poop stain, perhaps he has soft poos. He wriggled upright as I was about to clean his boar pouch so I gently turned him over again. The bit of moist poop was missing... well, not really, it was on my trousers in various places. This could be part of a long list of guinea pig secret weapons
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
Kongo loves to be in his cuddle box with a blankie and get a body massage. He also loves to just sit on your chest and talk. But being picked up? Oh no! I lift him and his house to avoid chasing. Djingis? He squeals "catch me if you caaaaan!" and runs like the wind. I really hate it when I have to pick him up.That is interesting weather
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
nothing wrong, Polo. You can borrow Kongo and have a bumm clean as a whistle in a minute. Nanny Kongo is a bumm-hoover!Haha, I don't think Polo likes waterand soap -
Polo: What's wrong with having a greasy bottom?
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
Oh Barrett
I know its not a very fun feeling to give your animals that kind of drugs, but you really are that kind of person that have your pets best in interest. You know your Barrett.
To work at a book store or at the library was my dream work as a kid. Might still be.
fluffysal
Forum Donator 2024/25
Fellow survivors,
I've been subjected to terrible things today. The slaves took me to see the vet because I've been very quiet and started making a strange noise. Being weighed and prodded is OK, so is looking at my teethies because I'm used to that from the slaves. This guy went too far though, he put a cold thing on my chest (ok) put a nasty hard thing in my mouth (not nice) then he put a thermometer UP MY BUM! REALLY NOT OK!
I was allowed to run to Mummy Slave for a cuddle after this ordeal and I did a wet fart on her new t shirt. Not my fault, it was the gel stuff he put on the thermometer. However once we got home I got two syringes full of lovely stuff.
Yours feeling a bit violated,
Mischievous Master Boris
I've been subjected to terrible things today. The slaves took me to see the vet because I've been very quiet and started making a strange noise. Being weighed and prodded is OK, so is looking at my teethies because I'm used to that from the slaves. This guy went too far though, he put a cold thing on my chest (ok) put a nasty hard thing in my mouth (not nice) then he put a thermometer UP MY BUM! REALLY NOT OK!
I was allowed to run to Mummy Slave for a cuddle after this ordeal and I did a wet fart on her new t shirt. Not my fault, it was the gel stuff he put on the thermometer. However once we got home I got two syringes full of lovely stuff.
Yours feeling a bit violated,
Mischievous Master Boris
Ramia
Senior Guinea Pig
MMB, get well soon. Hopefully you won't need a recheck.
I'm going to the vet Wednesday.
Yours,
Chez
I'm going to the vet Wednesday.
Yours,
Chez
Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
MS would like to invite Mr President Kongo over for a diplomatic tour of London with Oreos, watermelon and basil for dinner in a discrete little place in the West End
but I think my bottom should stay greasy as it is 
Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
I hope you get better soon. You are a beautiful piggy and we would like to see you snoozing lusciously not being sad and poorly. Sorry about the nasty thermometer, how horrible
I'm sure Mummy Slave would rather have a healthy Boris than 10000000000 new T shirts 
fluffysal
Forum Donator 2024/25
He's feeling very good right now, another metacam junkie in the making......
Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
I hope it's just a checkup
Ramia
Senior Guinea Pig
Yes, just his yearly exam.I hope it's just a checkup
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
Kongo would love a weekend in London! He wouldnt even care about rain, as long its not a bath he's okay with wet paws. Slave can buy him a rain hat and he will look exactly like Paddington! But Djingis either stays at home, or take a trip to Mongolia to look for his real dad big-Djengis. Kongo needs a vacay!MS would like to invite Mr President Kongo over for a diplomatic tour of London with Oreos, watermelon and basil for dinner in a discrete little place in the West End
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
You survived it as a champ, Boris. Those rectal termometers... What on earth, Joe always said. Now enjoy your metacam! We hope slave forgets to put the bottle away. Kongo just loves a real good metacam-munchie
from a tired daddy Kongo and his bad behaved som DjingisTruffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
We will stay away from Paddington Station or pass through hiding behind a newspaper in case the paparazzi pick up on us and chase us for the front page. "Paddington is alive in London and is on the tube! The Home Office wants to speak to him!"
Big Djengis might come to visit
Ramia
Senior Guinea Pig
Mom woke up at 5:30. She had to spend some time with the cat then she came to give us breakfast.
She usually puts us to bed at 4:30pm, so we're alone over 12 hours. But she's just done with the day and likes to relax.
4 hour shift tonight, Barrett should be fine.
I've been off antibiotics for 5 months!
Chez has an exam tomorrow, he really needs a nail trim. Mom is really excited to meet the new vet, who happens to keep guineas.
She usually puts us to bed at 4:30pm, so we're alone over 12 hours. But she's just done with the day and likes to relax.
4 hour shift tonight, Barrett should be fine.
I've been off antibiotics for 5 months!
Chez has an exam tomorrow, he really needs a nail trim. Mom is really excited to meet the new vet, who happens to keep guineas.
Ramia
Senior Guinea Pig
Hi. I munch for about 4 hours in the morning while Chez naps.
Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
You survived it as a champ, Boris. Those rectal termometers... What on earth, Joe always said. Now enjoy your metacam! We hope slave forgets to put the bottle away. Kongo just loves a real good metacam-munchie
You look lovely munching on your nice green hay. MS likes to buy high class hay when she can. She holds the bag and sniffs it, ah
! But she still won't eat any 
Ramia
Senior Guinea Pig
We usually get small pet Select but we have oxbow right now. It was just easier to pack for our holiday so that'll last 2 weeks then we have another box so we should be set for over a month. We're not fussy although we prefer 2nd cutting.
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
Kongo would just love that attention! He would flirt will all the paparazzis if they give him a treatWe will stay away from Paddington Station or pass through hiding behind a newspaper in case the paparazzi pick up on us and chase us for the front page. "Paddington is alive in London and is on the tube! The Home Office wants to speak to him!"
Big Djengis might come to visit
Right now he's not all happy with me. No Apple today! Whaaat slave?
I told him to be nice. Just had my second meeting with gun violence on my way home from work in just a couple of months. I've been so lucky I have been a couple of minutes too late both times. Maybe its safer to just quit working and just be a stay at home pig-slave?
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
He was angry because he does not eat tomatoes or broccoli, and I still have the guts to put it on his plate! He does not care about that Djingis loves broccoli. Djingis is not a very big veggie-eater at all, right now I'm trying to figure out what he really likes. Cucumber, romain, kale - meh!Kongo accepting Oreos
Horrible, I'm sorry you have had a nasty experience. Grim
Looks like it just was a soft air gun and a fight. But the number of police cars, ambulances and copters made it look like it was a massacre going on. Grew up in the area and has always been told that I'm not aloud to be in that neighbourhood after dark, so I feel a bit wild when I'm working late and take that bus. My dad was crazy last night and I had to send him a selfie of myself in the cab (guess its true you're never really a grown up in the eyes of your parents
)Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
Your dad is a good chap. Guns are dangerous, even air guns Glad you are home safely. It is a big, scary world and yet we have to go out in it
Cucumber, Romaine, kale MS is not allowed to buy other veg. Spinach saves her (and she likes it in her soup) but only baby spinach (for Truffle of course) Actually he is the one who can chew through wood. I prefer to eat and snooze. But coroplast beware of Polo 
Now grass, I don't think there is a guinea pig born who would say no to fresh grass Lucky Djingis Kongo doesn't eat broccoli 
Glad you are home safely. It is a big, scary world and yet we have to go out in it Cucumber, Romaine, kale
MS is not allowed to buy other veg. Spinach saves her (and she likes it in her soup) but only baby spinach (for Truffle of course) Actually he is the one who can chew through wood. I prefer to eat and snooze. But coroplast beware of Polo Now grass, I don't think there is a guinea pig born who would say no to fresh grass Lucky Djingis Kongo doesn't eat broccoli
Ramia
Senior Guinea Pig
Hi Survivors, mom said I wear underwear. I have never worn underwear!
Chez is zooming, I'm wheeking and popcorning.
It'll be even better in an hour when she deep cleans.
She called us both butt holes this morning for fun.
Chez is zooming, I'm wheeking and popcorning.
It'll be even better in an hour when she deep cleans.
She called us both butt holes this morning for fun.