exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Slave says he's probably smarter than me... Eh, does it look like that?!?
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Slave says he's probably smarter than me... Eh, does it look like that?!?
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Hi fellow daddys!
I like my baby. He can't focus at all. If he gets a cucumber he eats two bites and then he has to run. So I eat for two, thats great!
How normal is this zoomie-behaviour? How often should they do it? Ben has Mega zoomies morning and nights, and on the days he has small zoomies. He zooms around alot. In fact I start to get a bit worried. Is it normal?
Daddy Harry
I like my baby. He can't focus at all. If he gets a cucumber he eats two bites and then he has to run. So I eat for two, thats great!
How normal is this zoomie-behaviour? How often should they do it? Ben has Mega zoomies morning and nights, and on the days he has small zoomies. He zooms around alot. In fact I start to get a bit worried. Is it normal?
Daddy Harry
fluffysal
Forum Donator 2026/27
Mr Bob has pre breakfast zoomies, post breakfast zoomies, fresh hay zoomies, fresh water zoomies, pre cage clean zoomies, clean cage zoomies, pre veggies zoomies, post veggies zoomies, " I heard the fridge open" zoomies, a bag rustled zoomies........
Hey Harry. Little Pinky does the zoomies when the hay is topped up. We have two piles and he zooms between the two. I just choose a pile and eat. He has to run between the two for ages before he settles and eats. Not that I’m complaining. I can eat a lot while he’s choosing.
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
So, he wont stop because he's normal? But he's too fast for me!
When did your babies hump you the first time? Ben did this today and I'm chocked. What a behaviour! He's cherries are not popped yet, his only seven weeks! Slave said he just doing like dad does. What dad? Me?
Harry
When did your babies hump you the first time? Ben did this today and I'm chocked. What a behaviour! He's cherries are not popped yet, his only seven weeks! Slave said he just doing like dad does. What dad? Me?
Harry
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Mr Bob and Sassy Ant would love each other. Pinky sounds more mature, like happy for food? I can understand that. And he's nice to give you the best hay, Patrick. Sassy Ant is not very well behaves. At all.
Harry
Yes Pinky does seem quite grown up. lol. He knows where to beg for the pea flakes and he has started wheeking when I’m in the kitchen. He’s nosey too and keeps a look out! I’ll try and get a picture next time.
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Sassy little Ant loves to zoomie on the loft. Today he was up there for such a long time Harry had to look...
I had to think about it for a long time, but I was like a panter up. He has veggies!
After 15 minutes I realised I've been alone on the loft for a very long time... Sassy Ant just abandoned me!
I wanted a nice baby.
Harry
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Nice work with your house! Did you do that alone, little Pinky? Thats like the only thing I think Ben could really do. And in one night.
Harry
No these were here when I arrived. I’ve enjoyed a good nibble though. We are not allowed them in the night as we are too noisy
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That’s deprivation.No these were here when I arrived. I’ve enjoyed a good nibble though. We are not allowed them in the night as we are too noisy
Sir Saxon Canute might have something to say about that
Mrs Tiggy Winkle
Senior Guinea Pig
Goodness, that's right! The noise at night might be Pinky and Patrick punishing their Mum for doing inexcusable things. She certainly shouldn't be removing their method of alerting her to bad behaviour! Isn't their Mum on some Naughty List For Ever
meaning imho she might be even more likely than your average piggy parent to deprive her piggies.
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Me Harry vote for The Cup of Disgrace! My mama is very perfect. We can keep the carrot house and tunnels all night. She gives me mintH instead of grass today! Its time for her to give it to someone else.Goodness, that's right! The noise at night might be Pinky and Patrick punishing their Mum for doing inexcusable things. She certainly shouldn't be removing their method of alerting her to bad behaviour! Isn't their Mum on some Naughty List For Ever
Betsy
Paw Holder
Lucky for you Sir Saxon Canute is having a well earned break aat Aunty Lilli's.
Thank goodness
This was the thread that got me put on the naughty list forever.Goodness, that's right! The noise at night might be Pinky and Patrick punishing their Mum for doing inexcusable things. She certainly shouldn't be removing their method of alerting her to bad behaviour! Isn't their Mum on some Naughty List For Ever
Miss Bramble is away until the end of November
Betsy
Paw Holder
He may or may not have his spies out.... who knows? Guess we'll find out when he gets home!Thank goodness
Mrs Tiggy Winkle
Senior Guinea Pig
Ooooh, I see, so it wasn't due to neglect of your piggies, it was due to encouraging to much boarliness on the forum and posting plenty of pigtures from that category plus shocking Miss Bramble, probably also for ever, and injuring her sensibilities. My utmost apologies for suggesting that being on the Naughty List for Ever might make you more susceptible to guinea neglect.
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Calling mister Sir Saxon! Calling mister Six Saxon! My mama has had the cup of disgrace since oktober 2024. I think its time for her to pass it on. Dont listen to my son, he's just a toddler in the terrible two's. I love mama! These last weeks I got a playground loft, a hammock and a living baby!
Harry
Betsy
Paw Holder
Sir Saxon Canute is sure that The Cup of Disgrace has been passed on since October 2024. He will look in his records when he returns home.
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
It did. For two days. It was passed back....
Betsy
Paw Holder
As I said he will look at his records when he gets back
fluffysal
Forum Donator 2026/27
Do all of us daddies still feel the need to always sleep close to our boys and check on them regularly? We have a hammock each now but they are too far apart. We take turns in the same one at the moment but sometimes Mr Bob gets impatient and jumps in the top when I'm still sleeping. The minions have promised to arrange putting the hammocks next to each other later. Hopefully that works because my boy goes potty in it which I don't like.
My baby keeps running around so fast I have to tell him “will you just sit still and eat your hay”!
He runs from left to right, then back again, then again! He makes me dizzy.
Also he screams for veggies! I don’t know where he’s got that from! Because I’m the silent type!
But he’s such a sweetie. I like him a lot. I’ve even been seen popcorning. Can you believe it?
Love Patrick
He runs from left to right, then back again, then again! He makes me dizzy.
Also he screams for veggies! I don’t know where he’s got that from! Because I’m the silent type!
But he’s such a sweetie. I like him a lot. I’ve even been seen popcorning. Can you believe it?
Love Patrick
So sweet. Bless these “daddies”. They are so caring.
Roselina
Forum Donator 2026/27
I really love this ‘ the Daddy corner’
So sweet reading about these loving doting Daddies
What great role models they are
So sweet reading about these loving doting Daddies
What great role models they are
exia
Adult Guinea Pig
Slave says I'm Big Harry Spoon and Ben is Little Ant Spoon. I force him quite often to cozy up with me when he wants to zoom. If he falls asleep somewhere else I want to be very close. Slave has put our houses very close now, so he can have some rest from me but I still can be very close.
I have always been a little popcorn, but now I do zoomies to! Senior-zoomies. I really try to keep Bens speed but its impossible. He might be the fastest little guinea fart in Sweden!
How are your pants fitting, daddydudes? Slave calls it "daddy belly". I totally eat for five now.