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Diary Of Two Eligible Bachelors

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I decided to post pics of Godfrey and Duncan daily, to share their cuteness :D

"Mum says we need plenty of Vitamin C, whatever that is. Vitamin Cavy? Vitamin Cute? She says we get it from veggies and pellets, which is good, because I love them both!"
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"I have a nice soft bed, but I sleep here anyway. Godfrey keeps trying to sniff my nose so I have to squeak at him! I love him to bits really, but don't tell anyone!"
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Awwwwwww :love: :drool: :love: Bless them! hope they got lots of treats after the cleaning!
 
"I told mum that you'd all be missing me, so here I am, invading Duncan's privacy!:woot:"
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"And I'm here, gazing thoughtfully. I think it's time for a game of Dash Upstairs so Mum Has to Chase me. She loves it really! Mum caught Duncan JUST about to shake himself!"
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"Godfrey likes teasing mum. I'm much calmer though. Look at my adorable pink ears!"
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"Secretly, everyone knows I'm better-looking than Godfrey. And I have nicer fur.:cool:But Godfrey's a very close second."
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Those are some very well named pigs! Godfrey definitely looks like his name should be Godfrey! Very fancy pigs.
 
"Good morning!:xd:Mum put us on fresh mats (she likes us keeping her company downstairs) so of course we had to do plenty of little poop bananas. I think we'll ask her for breakfast now. Wheek wheek!"
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"For once I stayed still for a photo! Duncan's always so still, I like running around everywhere. I've given the humans lots of kisses today, but don't tell spread it around- I have a reputation;)"
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"Mum noticed we were losing interest in our carrot cottages, so she turned them upside down! Apparently our teeth never stop growing, so we have to nibble things a lot. So eating is good in several ways! Yay! She says sorry for the bad picture."
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"Godfrey gave me a helping paw with the demolition, but I didn't need it. I told him I have degrees in Nibbleology AND Nibbleonomy but he still felt the need to keep an eye on me. I like these houses. Mum says it's lucky we can't eat our cage!"
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Wheek wheek! We told the humans that you'd be heartbroken without our antics (it's been WEEKS, and not the good kind of wheek) but she said something about a broken iPad camera. Huh. The only pads we know of are drip pads, which are excellent for peeing on. But the human promised tomorrow she will continue our journey! She says things like "I need to sleep" I mean honestly! Just curl up, sleep for ten minutes, then wake up and rumble at a nearby startled piggy. Humans! But we will return when the big warm yellow-white thing is in the sky, and the sky is blue. You know what we mean!

~The Bachelors:beer:
 
Hi Godfrey and Duncan, Willow and Marble here, Tiny's our mum/slave. We think you're both gorgeous boys, though our mum says we're never allowed boyfriends (she's so mean!) :)
 
"Hello! Honestly, I was trying to munch my pellets, when Duncan snuck up and rumbled at me! He has no manners. While I'm a perfect gentlepig, Duncan is simply too rumbly. I let him think he's the dominant piggy, when really I run things around here."
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Ninja Duncan! He sneaks up through his fleece forest!
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"What? Do I look the sort of piggy to rumble at my brother? I'm far too polite. I was in the loft the whole time, nibbling hay. Godfrey just has a vivid imagination. He must have seen a pig-sized piece of hay or something. Look at my innocent face!"
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Hi Godfrey and Duncan, Willow and Marble here, Tiny's our mum/slave. We think you're both gorgeous boys, though our mum says we're never allowed boyfriends (she's so mean!) :)
Harsh! We can't have girlfriends because we're ruthless love machines. :wub:Did you say we're gorgeous? *blush* we think you're very beautiful girls too. Are there any pigtures of you we can see? :love:
 
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