PigglePuggle
Senior Guinea Pig
Ok so we just had a text message reminder from the vet... Theo has an appointment at 8.40am tomorrow when he's off to be neutered/visited by the plum fairy!
I am terrified (especially since my mad mother just phoned in tears and asked me to send her a photo of Theo to remember him by? Like, thanks mum for spreading your depressive mental illness all over my pets...).
But even if the worst happens then I keep telling myself that Theo has had the happiest 4 weeks of his life with us. Here's a list of things Theo likes that he never knew existed a month ago:
Timothy hay (not cheap mouldy meadow hay)
Carrot cottages
Woven grass hidey tubes
Hay cubes
Rosewood treat bars
Watermelon
Coriander and parsley
Hutches
Playpens
Other guinea pigs
Lady guinea pigs, especially gorgeous redheads who lick him all over while he's taking a nap
Humans who dont shout at him and dont leave him on his own for 23 and a half hours a day
Cages that get cleaned every day no matter how much you poop in them
Once Theo finishes his watermelon snack I am going to cuddle him a lot and give him a final pre-op weigh-in before attempting to photograph his amazing stripy pants in all their glory before the vet modifies them...
I am terrified (especially since my mad mother just phoned in tears and asked me to send her a photo of Theo to remember him by? Like, thanks mum for spreading your depressive mental illness all over my pets...).
But even if the worst happens then I keep telling myself that Theo has had the happiest 4 weeks of his life with us. Here's a list of things Theo likes that he never knew existed a month ago:
Timothy hay (not cheap mouldy meadow hay)
Carrot cottages
Woven grass hidey tubes
Hay cubes
Rosewood treat bars
Watermelon
Coriander and parsley
Hutches
Playpens
Other guinea pigs
Lady guinea pigs, especially gorgeous redheads who lick him all over while he's taking a nap
Humans who dont shout at him and dont leave him on his own for 23 and a half hours a day
Cages that get cleaned every day no matter how much you poop in them
Once Theo finishes his watermelon snack I am going to cuddle him a lot and give him a final pre-op weigh-in before attempting to photograph his amazing stripy pants in all their glory before the vet modifies them...
and I won't put on a public forum what she said!
She is the timid and shy one too but they do say the shy one's are the worst!
I told her off good and proper and told her that young ladies don't say such things! She has now apologised cos I said if she didn't be-have I was not getting her favourite veg next week.
